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    American Idol 3

    Hate me all you want, you obviously are a deaf if you can possibly say that kid has the best voice on the show. He OBVIOUSLY has the weakest ass voice on the show. He OBVIOUSLY has given shitty performances in basically every genre they have done, while everyone else has given good to great performances in more than one genre. Coincidentally the whitest? He is conicidentally the worst singer. Thats why he should go. Excuse me if the I say the BEST singers in a SINGING competion should be the last. Yet coincidentally you put London, Hudson and Fantasia in the same group despite them having 3 different styles of singing. they are coincidentally blackest people in the competition. What I hate are little fucks like you that have probably(or obviously) never listened to a bit of Dean or Sinatra or Sammy Davis Jr. but say he is like them. This dude is SHIT like them. He can hold a note, stumbles then gets to the next note he can hold. Dean, Sinatra, they could Hold a audience with their spectacular voices that had STRENTGH and DEPTH, something this little fucker doesn't have. You can barely hear his voice over the music backing. Christina Agularia and Britney spears both sing the same style of music, but I don't think anyone would say they have the same voice. Singing slow doesn't make you a crooner, and John Stevens isn't one. Fuck his age. I don't care if he is 12 or 30, he is the one of the worst left on the stage, and has given the worst overall performances of anyone left on the show (at least Jasmine and Diana have a good performance or two). You obviously don't know shit about SINGING, so save all that "Fuck Ripper" stuff. Let him give a good performance and I will say so. Until then I will call him shit when he performs like shit which happens to be most of the time. In no way shape or form has be been better than Fantasia, Jennifer Hudson, Latoya London, George or the others.
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    The OAO NBA Playoffs/Finals Thread

    Put another coach on either team and they don't win 20 games. Hubies system and rotations is what made the Grizz better. Jerry and his ability to work his offense with anyone is why the Jazz won. And coaches like Phil Jackson, Larry Brown and others have won it in years their team was expected to be good.
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    Speakerboxx/Love Below

    Its even really. They are so different, its hard to say what is better than the other. Although Draculas Wedding and Take Off your cool almost push Love Below over the edge.
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    Memorable sports fights

    I think this was the first year they made it to the finals. Kobe hit Childs with a elbow in the face, childs pushed him and Kobe started to walk up to do the "I'M in your face like we are about to fight until someone breaks it up" then childs with the one two, about to hit him with the 3 and someone grabed his arm, thus saving kobe from the knockout. good fucking times. Shaq vs Eric Montross. Shaq punches Montross in the face with all his might....and Montross doesn't budge. But shaq falls backwards about 30 feet. Quite possibly the strangest thing I have ever seen. Montross just no selling the punch. If he could play basketball like he could take a punch, lookout buddy.
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    The OAO NBA Playoffs/Finals Thread

    Damn... First he gets no-sold by the coaches at All-Star time, and now in this thread. Where's the love? I guess noone realy cares about this award unless it is the 88-89 season and KJ is winning the award(well..okay, maybe thats just me...) I think its more tha t everyone probably knew he was going to win it.
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    The OAO NBA Playoffs/Finals Thread

    been watching him play since his rookie year and have NEVER been able to spell his name without looking it up. Damn shame.
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    The OAO NBA Playoffs/Finals Thread

    What was funny about the Heat/Knick brawls was both times, the stronger team ended up losing the series because of it.
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    The OAO NBA Playoffs/Finals Thread

    KJ whooped some ass that night. Thats all I know. That and that hotdog guy jumping out the stands to get his ass handed to him and Dan Marle bitching John Starks brought me joy. Oh and Patrick Ewing, Charles FUCKING Barkley, and Charles FUCKING Oakley being the only ones NOT to fight between the two teams. I remember whomever started the fight with KJ (I'm drawing a blank) wrote about it in SI For Kids 'My Worst Day Ever.' I remember the Suns won that game like 123-42 and no one really remembered that part. It was doc Rivers, who got his ass whooped, then greg anthony(who was in street clothes and injured at the time) ran on the court and sucker punched KJ, which made Dan Marle whoop that ass, which made Starks jump in and get his ass whooped and then the camera just pulled back and you couldn't tell whos ass was getting whooped...except on the scoreboard because the Suns KILLED the Knicks that night.
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    The OAO NBA Playoffs/Finals Thread

    KJ whooped some ass that night. Thats all I know. That and that hotdog guy jumping out the stands to get his ass handed to him and Dan Marle bitching John Starks brought me joy. Oh and Patrick Ewing, Charles FUCKING Barkley, and Charles FUCKING Oakley being the only ones NOT to fight between the two teams.
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    What do you look like...

    Aw yeah, you know how I do. You shit on people under the right circumstances?
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    The OAO NBA Playoffs/Finals Thread

    If I had to pick someone, it would be the guy named Lucious.
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    The OAO NBA Playoffs/Finals Thread

    Nets will take them.
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    Tickle IQ Test

    Hmph...well how bout that.
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    The OAO NBA Playoffs/Finals Thread

    All I'm gonna say is there had better not be a blow out in the game that decides the series. Tim was pissed his teamates didn't kick somebodies ass when he was on the floor, and pissed they didn't foul the everloving horse shit out of them the next game. He is basically saying he wants to get back in the series JUST to hit someone. I kinda believe the angry young man.
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    Herman's Head

    Well, since I didn't mention him, I did forget. Let's also not forget this was also during the time of "Get a Life..." Shit, I had no idea that Get a Life was available on DVD. I am buying that shit. Nothing beats the show when he goes to new york, gets slipped a mickey, and thinks someone stole his wallet and the city gets behind him as Wallet boy or something like that till they find out it was just in his other pocket. Good times. Christ Elliot falling on his ass in the opening credits is funnier than most shit has been on television for years.
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    We just don't get it

    The girls in his songs always tend to have kick-ass voices. -=Mike and look good as hell on floating sofas... *goes to find video*
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    American Idol 3

    They might as well cancel this show if John Stevens wins. Well, that guarenteed that the best 4 won't be the final 4.
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    Jim O'Brien to coach Sixers

    Yeah, nothing says rivalry like the Sixers and the Celts. Or the Pistons and the Celts. Or the Pacers and the Celts. Or the Nets and the Celts. Or the Lakers and the Celts. Or the Knicks and the Celts. Or the Celts and the Celts. Damn Celts. They ruined the Celtics.
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    The OAO NBA Playoffs/Finals Thread

    I still say its because they have streched the first round so much, that it is hard to get excited about anything. Tim Thomas basically saying he is going to get on the court to beat the shit out of someone and that he wants to fight Kenyon Martin because he is a pussy ass poser is interesting though.
  20. Okay I am going to start this off and I guess both of them are going to get me to catch shit. The first...David Schimmer(sp?) Yeah, I know. But this guy catches shit because he happens to be on Friends. But seriously, watching this guy act, he has incredible comedic timing, is an impressive physical comedian, and is seriously underrated. The second. Topher Grace. Now he is going to play Eric Foreman in every comedic performance he has from this day on, i know that, but his timing and delievery are pretty damn impressive. Once again though, he doesn't get enough love for his comedic ability.
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    Random questions

    Just random crap that I feel like bitching about. When the fuck did Wyclef become Jamacain? You are from New York you fucking fuck. Who the fuck are they trying to fool saying Ruben Studdard is 350lbs. If that son of a bitch is 350 I'm 60lbs(since we are cutting a hundred lbs off of everything) What the fuck is with foreigeners moving to American and bitching about the government(I am talking about 5 specifically I know but this can go to anyone). I don't go to Dennys and bitch about how I hate Denny's food. I go to IHOp or shut the fuck up. What the fuck is up with hippie hate. If it weren't for those non batheing bastards, there would be even less jobs. Let them sit around and sing folk music and stop bitchin. The Swain is on TV. WonderFalls is cancelled. FireFly is cancelled. Andy Rictor Controls the Universe is cancelled. Futurama is cancelled. Forever Eden is on TV. Seriously. Fuck Fox. No...you know what...fuck you goddamn reality TV watchers for tuning into that crap and killing written TV. Fuck those little ass chicken wings I got at lunch yesterday. Either that was pigeon, or "REAL" chicken. Fuck that. I want my chicken full of steroids. If they can make those fuckers big as a horse, go for it, because I ain't standing for them bitch ass hot wings even if they are natural.
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    "We Built This City" voted Worst Song Ever

    I don't know. Calling the greatest love of all one of the worst songs of all time is like those people that call the Beetles the worst band EVER~!. I can understand not being a fan and hating everything they ever did, but shit, I don't think you can possibly call them the worst with a objective view.
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    Random questions

    Okay...what the fuck is THAT thing?...
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    Need a QB? Kurt Warner's Available

    Actually, send him to the Bengals with those recievers and you got something.
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    The OAO NBA Playoffs/Finals Thread

    which ads are you talking about? I thought you meant the one where all of the nba players are molesting the NBA trophy talking about how they want to win it all. I looks like some new trophey fetish porn to me.
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