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See here is my problem with the Chappelle show. There is a reason he gets paid to tell the joke. I say leave it to the professionals.
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The uppa ROOOOOMMMM. If I go, I want someone to just bust off in the mutha-fuka and start sanging: Tha Uppa ROOOOMMMM!
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Yeah well... I... umm... Look everyone, a black man! *looks around nervously* ... *runs*
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When I say play to a certain audience, I mean the means to see them is usually shit, honestly, white people aren't watching. When you watch cedric do literally hours of stand-up on Comic View on BET, I am going to go out on a limb and say not many people saw that. Probably Kings of Comedy and Def Jam(to some of you). I can say this because with the ages around here, most of these guys were 9-10 when he was Comic View and I doubt they were watching. When I see people say Cedric is funny at standup when I know they probably have only gotten to see him do it one or two times, I can say because he has been playing to a different audience. And seriously, George Carlin isn't considered a comic genius to alot of black people who have watched his HBO specials, but that doesn't make him a bad comedian. Wanda Sykes, I can see..but Cedric is a great standup comedian. I am still shocked I haven't seen people question Bernie yet.
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...right into the wall* *canned laughter* I am disappointed. I set up the joke and you don't deliver. You post was suppose to say: Then everyone would have shared a laugh and maybe some hot cocoa.
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Cedric the Entertainer deserves to be on the list. Because you don't listen to someone do stand up doesn't make them bad. I can't argue with the people on the list, just some of the positions. But people like Wanda Sykes, Cedric, they play to a black audience, but are GREAT. And Dave Chappelle is a hell of a stand-up guy. I just haven't seen THAT much of his work. All that I have seen is hilarious though.
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The lakers have played like pure shit for two straight games. Houston has played just as shitty or shittier. If anyone is going to need to put together a good game, its the Lakers. If not for this series, for the next one.
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Clue would annoy the shit out of anyone new to hip-hop. Go with Hi Tech.
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Turn the house into a brothel, and slide around on the floor in your socks and underwear while singing 50's rock and roll music. All while you have a interview with the dean of Admissions from Yale. Thats what I always do.
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that Pimp the System is pretty good.
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it's just 2-0 and they are a bad road team. *cliche alert* A playoff series doesn't start until someone wins on the road.
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Thats about the only songs I could stand from him ever.
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*looks at picture* Well...i guess it only kinda looks like me when I was younger. Maybe that isn't me... *looks back* hmm.
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I was watching with my friends and I starting talking about that time on OZ when Ryan was drugging all the guys boxing Cyrals water. I was saying that someone needs to check his water because there is wearing down and there is what the fuck happened in that fight. He didn't even look like he got tired over time. One minute he was fine and the next he was about to collapse. I think he was getting over earlier due to quick matches.
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They need to sign those cops to be on special teams.
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http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/playoffs2004...tory?id=1785567 ANd the NBA bites on the cheap tactic. No shit they lobbied hard.
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The most disturbing part of this is that two cops caught him on foot. Get in shape, hippie.
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Explain plz~ I can't remember the exact year(someone should be able to help me on this one) but the Bulls are playing the Knicks and Derek Harper is KILLING them every game so far. He is being ungodly from three, his defense is amazing, he is basically the catalyst that is giving the bulls problems and the Knicks I believe are ahead in the series at this point. So here is this game and me and my friends are watching the game and look out there and see JoJo English. Bulls 3(or fourth) string point guard who is NEVER in the game. EVER. JoJo guards Derek coming up court and for no reason SWINGS on him and tries to throw him down. Derek swings JoJO into the scorers table and beats the ever loving shit out of him, bench clearer to break it up. Of course...every bull player stays on the bench, derek is thrown out along with JOJO and is suspended for the rest of the series for throwing punches. Everyone with half a mind knows that Phil sent JoJo inthere to take out Harper. Thats what the Celtics pulled the other night.
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How the hell did a picture of me work itself into this thread?
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What were you people listening too? That WAS the best performance that show had ever seen. That was just plain amazing, honestly.
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Oh yeah, my thoughts on some other stuff. Brandon Hunter pulling a JoJo English against the Pacers was a cute try, but what is even more pathetic is The Celtics coach lobbying for the suspension of Ron Artest for leaving the bench...even though Artest left only about 4 feet from the bench and OBVIOUSLY was there to get Jermaine from getting suspended. That shit was just plain sad. You take a guy that never plays from deep off the bench, have him grab and throw the teams leader and best player to the ground for no reason and he and Ricky davis jump in his face, then have the nerve to bitch about something as simple as artest walking a few feet from the bench. You would think the JoJo method wouldn't work anymore but I love to see it tried. Thats when you know you have a desparate coach. Oh and Sam Cassell...goddamn.
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It was funny in that game. they called the touch fouls but got no call when they would beat the everloving shit out of each other. I wasn't really sure what to call that. And Tim Duncan came out there like a beast in game one didn't he. I expected opening game jitters from most of the first timers out there, but I expect alot closer games as the series go on.
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BAH. I don't need Canadians with sticks up their asses telling what's happening and what isn't. I am neither Candian nor do I have anything up my ass and I can tell you...stop saying "dope" Unless you are still using the phrases funky, or Fresh. In which case you HAVE to be wearing a tight Adidas suit and a phat(yeah...don't say that either) gold rope and a Kangol. Ripper- Realizing the 80's are over since 1990.
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*walks out*