Ripper

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*marks for funk dat*

That was a foul, 100%. But that's not what Shaq was complaining about. His other offensive foul came on a Vlade flop, immediately after the previous Kings' possession in which a Laker player flopped on Webber's move to the basket and there was no call. That no-call sends a message that the game is going to be officiated a certain way. So on the very following play, Shaq makes a similar move, Vlade flops and the whistle blows. That is inconsistency and that is pathetic. Shaq also has a legit beef on his 3rd foul. He was completely out of position on Peeler's drive, he reached, and he deserved to be called for the foul. But it was a touch foul and if the game is going to be called that way, then Shaq should be on the line at least 22 times a quarter. Vlade Flopped but it WAS a offensive foul, the one on webber wasn't. They made the right calls. Whats even funnier, Shaq didn't argue that call at all. He didn't argue until he got his third and then it was "That foul back then was bullshit". That is the biggest complaint people have about Shaq, that he should go to the line everytime, and it is even more pathetic when you hear professional annoucncers say that bullshit. Face-up defense and post defense adhere to two completely different rules and regulations. A reach in a cross the body is definately a foul if faced up. Contact is PART of the post game. HE IS TOUCHING HIM AND PUSHING HIM. SO. You can't extend your arm. As long as you keep that elbow bent, its legal. You can't get two hands on the guy, just a forearm. And that is what the opposing defenses do. Contact doesn't necessarily equal foul. It all is about what type of reach, contact it is. Using Shaq fans require ments, there should be a foul called on shaq everytime he is on the defensive end too. He does the same thing. Its called playing defense.

Who said shit about being funny. i am bitching about stuff I want to bitch about.

Kelsey Grammar is on the Parkers?! He had something to do with it in the begaing. Now he curses the world by executive producing "Girlfriends". I think he just wanted to get Scott Baio a job directing.

Oh geez, I want that song to perish in hell. It's NOT Ursher...it's USHER! There is no freaking R in there you illiterate idiot! Why does pronouncing names/words wrong make one hip? Why, dear god, why? My guilty pleasure: Pink. I like nearly all her songs. Not sure why, I just do. Its called a accent. Luda is southern. Alot of southern people do that. You have no idea how many southern old people would say "That Michael Jerdon is a good basketball player" or something like that. I am sure that your Canadianess would have you saying a word or two funny round these parts missy.

Ruben is 6'4. I have a friend who is 6"4 and 350lbs. There is no fucking way that ruben is 350. He is definately 400+ http://www.angelfire.com/music4/paulamiche...tBettyRuben.JPG He's bigger than Paula and Aunt Betty COMBINED. COMBINED

In my defence- the only time it's ever on is at 7 am. Do you expect me to get up and watch it? well...yeah. You should be up anyway going to work. That the american way, Commie.

When I go in the bathroom and there are two different guys in stalls taking a dump and having a conversation. You know...I don't care what you had to talk about. It might be important, might be trivial. But I can assure you can wait until you are done spewing fecal matter around. Seriously. I don't want to talk to people if I think I might be on my way to take a dump, let alone mid dump. That is just way WAY to personal. And don't talk to me when I am pissing either. I don't want to hear any male voice when My had is on my penis. It might confuse and frighten my penis.

You shoudl be kicked 12 time in each nut individually then one more really REALLY hard kick to them both while catching just a little bit of the cock for never watching good times. Thats all I got.

On one hand its sad..on the other it was for crack. I mean come one. It was for crack. What can you do? Its CRACK!

Every album Tamia writes 2-3 songs about how her man isn't paying her enough attention and how she is going to leave his ass and fuck someone else if he doesn't shape up. At what point does Grant Hill look up and say "Wh..wait. Was that shit about me....OW MY ANKLE~!" Why the fuck is the Parkers still on. Seriously. Does Kelsey Grammer have pictures of everyone in television world having orgies with monkies. I mean, I am all for Charles in Charge having a job directing but seroiusly...

Leah performed very well for the first few weeks and was sick as shit last week. She gets a by. Redhead hasn't given ONE good performance.

I think I have the best sig of a black woman jumping on a trampoline at this site. Top 3 at the very worst. Ripper - Drawing attention to booty since 1981.

I was waiting for one of those fuckers to complain. It was even funnier watching the other player try to miss and the shots still going in.

If there were any movies that could possibly be underrated and overrated at the same time its these. There are people that act like they are the worse thing ever put on film or the greatest thing ever put on film. I say it falls somewhere in between. I loved them all, but I wouldn't call the the greatest thing. I think you woudl be hard pressed to call any of them "BAD" movies. I did find the last one to be kinda antilclimatic. Not bad, but not incredible. I think it was a good movie. I still think Reloaded was the best.

I don't think people have noticed the shit kicking the Hawks have been giving people since the trades. I wouldn't be suprised to see the Hawks resign all of those free agents and play this small ball next year. I mean stephen Jackson, Bobby Sura, Jason Terry, and Chris Crawford have been amazing since they moved Abdur Rahim, and others.

That term pre-dates Al Gore for longer than you've been alive. He isn't saying Gore developed it, just that he made it mainstream. And I'm saying that's totally, totally, totally, wrong. He could be really old. YOU DON"T KNOW~! YOU DON'T KNOW~!

I would give a ounce of my priceless sperm for a animated gif of her jumping around on the trampoline.

It had better not be cheddar. Thats just a waste of good cheddar cheese.

Sounds like a freakin hippie to me.

The fuck are YOU on?

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Dammit if you can't see that booty you are BLIND.

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