Ripper

the new Dawn of the Dead was about welfare reform. It was showing that if all the deadbeats got off their asses they could rule the world. The "living" characters represented those that stayed on welfare and just bullshited around in the mall all day.

A pretentious english major in this or some past life? Taste... my ass... Wait, you're going to unload the skewers on her judgment because she likes William goddamn Blake? I have entered the poetry bizarroverse. Dude, you start bringing the Clipse in a picture with Ronald McDonald, everywhere you go is going to a some kind of Bizarroverse. *pictures Ronald on the grind*

William - supurb artist, dedicated athelete, devoted friend, focused student, cunning lingust. NO ONE got it until the year book was out. And if they did, they let it by.

Pope: "DARKNESS!! Everybody, its darkness. Darkness is spreading"

I've never had a cunt boss. Its always some fucker that WANTS to be the boss that acts all cunt-like to all the other workers. I bet you all though I was going to take the title of the thread all literal and make some joke about my boss never being a sexual organ or me going on some non sensical rant about nothing that ends with me saying CUNT~IST or something like that. Well then HA. You don't know me. *flips off people who thought that*

"I'm the Pope, Bitch...Enjoy yo-self" does have a certain ring to it.

This is going to get ugly.

This man is correct. It is Night of the Demons 2.

I honestly believe that Memphis can beat anyone in the playoffs in a series if it weren't for their lack of experience. And I don't think the Lakers want that 1 spot if Portland gets the last spot. little known secret in the NBA...Theo Ratliff plays Shaq incredibly well. Add in Zack, Shariff and how Miles has been playing, and the Blazers have a incredible defensive frount and a great PF that scores with his back to the basket or face up, a quick point guard and a deep bench and you have the "beat the shit out of LA formula" Quick point guard, center that plays Shaq relatively well, and PF that can score with back to basket. The only teams that meet this criteria- San Antonio, Minnesota, Portland, Memphis.

Hey...which one was Me!!! Ripper - Any attention is good attention sez I.

I was playing Soul Caliber the other day and the guy I was playing was talking about how "good" he was and can't be beaten and what ever. Apparently, his good is using the 8 way directional thing and just running in circles all day until you swing and go for an attack. It was some of the most boring fighting game experience I have ever had. In the good ol day of 2d fighters, the worst you would have was the people that would sit on the block all day and sit in the corner throwing projectiles. they were annoying but 3d fighters added a whole new level of annoyance to me. I'm sorry, but being good in a fighting game consist of, well, FIGHTING the damn match instead of that pussy ass running crap. Using blocks and moving laterally is fine when used in a real stragedy but when that is ALL you do, it is boring and annoying. I know that some will disagree, but I just found it so annoying that I had to say bitch about it. Now....I'm done

Lakers will be gone in round two.

Theres the first

That means jack shit dude. Don't OTHER players not make the cut at some tourneys. If they have a off day they have an off day. Thats like saying If Kobe went 0-20 and everyone else in the league got a better shooting percentage that night, he isn't fit to be in the NBA with all the other Basketball players. Bullshit. And as cute as the NEXT thing is, seeing as I said I know shit about the "sport". I still do have the common sense to know that one performance doesn't speak to ones ability.

I claim Greenland. They just make you think its all frozen and shit, but yall beeches don't even know what we have hidden up there. One day beeches...ONE DAY.

Followed by this one. Yep...thats the oldest ones. ... What?

Smelly Von Stinksalot

Just because I didn't get a chance to comment on it during allstar weekend, Jason Richardson should have won just for the dunks he was trying. The guy caught the ball off the backboard and went in between his legs for what is probably the greatest dunk I have ever seen. The 360 between his legs he was trying was gourgeous to watch, even though he missed it. And that 360, elbow in the rim dunk he tried last....good god. Put this guy out there every year and it will be the shit. And Chris Andersen disproved the "white guy gets extra points" theory, because he got ROBBED.

Yep... *puts tire slashin knife in pocket* Probably will.

April Fools was yesterday, silly.

My monolouge kicks various sized and shaped ass, thank you very much Missy. Ripper - My own fan if no one else is since 1979

I had sort of the same dream KKK. Hmph...

Medium Pace Put your arms around me babe, Can't you see I need you so? Hold me close against your skin, 'Cause I'm about to begin Lovin' you. Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace. Play with my balls and tell me how big they are. Honey rub your beaver up and down my face. Now sit on the corner of the bed and watch me whack off. You see that shampoo bottle? Now, stick it up my ass. Push it in and out at a medium pace. Talk about your old boyfriend's dick and how big it was. Now shave off my pubs and punch me in the face. Darling, make me push my dick and balls back between my legs. Call me an ugly woman and take my picture to show all the people you work with. Now pull up my scrotum and take that shampoo bottle out of my ass. Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy and watch me whack off. Strap on a dildo and make me give you head. Now tell me slow down and do it at a medium pace. I feel so humiliated. I'm about to blow my load. You tell it's time to make love but I can't 'cuz I spewed all over myself. Then you look into my eyes, then you realize How much I enjoy loving you. oh. I'm so sorry I spunked all over my stomach. Maybe next time I'll be better at loving you If that ain't the song thats perfect for the first dance at the wedding reception. Wipes tear from eye.

Well Michael Knight would always yell out Turbo Boost before pushing the button in Knight Rider. But, that's just because Hasselhoff is awesome Now unless she has a perm out afro, then she shouldn't be doing it.