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I don't know, the wet one still gives me nightmares and it...Okay, guys...I'm serious get off the shed...looked alot more realistic honestly. Where the hell do you keepGET OFF THE SHED!!getting those pictures from anyway

*tosses a few flakes of Honey Bunches of Oats at CWM* Theres more where that came from...

I don't know. He goes into threads and veers off the topic....into....wait....hold on.... Um, AngelSlayer, Frozenblockofpiss...I'm gonna need you to get off the shed. Be a buddy and get off the shed okay... ...Yeah, he just veers off into directions that have nothing to do with thread for no reason. Who could like a guy that does that? ...Guys, I'm serious...get off the shed. I know I can't. But I don't have anything against Mario...he is weird but cool peoples...sometimes.

Yeah, but you also ruined all the fun of having sex. One of our rivals was North Catholic High School, and they were called the Trojans. When the jocks had a game with them our school's pep squad would put "good luck" posters on every player's locker, much like they did with any other team we played. Only this opponent's good luck phrase was always "Cream the Trojans." An oldie but goody... I would put up a weekly poster of a condom kicking the shit out of the other teams mascot in our locker room. Then some jagass pointed out that I was the only artist on the football team and I had to run extra sprints and bear crawls after practice. Although, my free clinic condoms with a little lotion in the tip on the other teams locker room door at home games with a sign saying "The Trojans are going to F you up" were never connected to me or the rest of the DB's.

My sarcasm meter is confused now.

Who the fuck has intellegent convesations about WALMART. I doubt there is a wal-mart within a 100 miles of where she lives. It sounds like a store that sells walls. I have to agree with her on that. Its not like she thought buffalo wings came from buffalo.

But could you prevent the spread of HIV? Well...COULD YOU!!!!

I was a ... Silver Fox. *sniff* -=Mike ...Not quite manly I was Trojan. We defeated mighty armys and then prevented STDS from spreadhing. Beat that BIATCHES~!

Howdly Doodly, wjm?....Howdly Doodly?

People eat grapenuts? I only fuck for Frosted Shredded wheat....I have SOME morals. Yeah...see?

No fool, its a thread about people that fuck other people for cereal. Jesus, READ!!!!

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You love me and you know it.

I was more offended at how Theo was always made to look better than Adam Sandler on the Cosby show....rasicst. I mean seriously, what show exist that the MAIN characters don't look better than the one shot, bit part characters. Oh and the Tracey Morgan show...well...his wife on the show is fine to all hell and back but no one else on the show can act...at all... All of the lines just came out like a college film class project. But I will watch the begainning just to oggle the woman playing his wife. Much like I watch the beganing of the Parkers to oggle Jenna Van Oy, the begganing of Girlfriends to stare at...well...all of them, and the beginning of the Hugleys reruns to see his wife on that show. So combined, black sitcoms get about 45 seconds of viewing time from me a week.

Andrew, would you like to point out a time EVER where sexuality wasn't used as a drawing point. From male crooners back in the 50's and 60's to the glamour actresses, sex has always been used to sell. Have the levels of sexuality gone up? Yeah, they have. But it isn't any more prevalent now than it was then. I still take exception to the fact that if women dress a certain way that you don't like, you see fit to call them whores. I know you say don't hit you with the double standard stuff, but I am still yet to hear anyone call the male artist whores when they talk about their sexual actions. Where is your outrage and worry about what they young boys think when they hear some male star talking about sex? Yet let there be a thread about a Britney Spears concert or a Jennifer Lopez movie and the word slut, whore and bitch will appear a million times. No everyone here isn't mysoginistic but I don't see too many people stepping in and saying "Whoa, that isn't cool". Some do, but it is rare. All this bullshit about corrupting the youth is the same crap they spewed about Elvis gyrating his hips. It isn't causing shit in your child that wasn't going to happen anyway. And that "Hypersexuality usually comes from abuse"...that is one of the biggest myths and crocks of bullshit that is out now because people just refuse to accept that a woman MIGHT like sex. A oversexed male...thats fine. A oversexed female must have been abused to be like that. Sex is wrong is something that is instilled by society and basically, if someone manages to see through that bullshit, they are more likely to be more open. We were taught shame for natural behavior and when people don't buy into that, they are called whores(well, if they are female). Look at all that blush and that firey red dyed hair...Raggedy Ann is such a fucking WHORE~!

I think that was played out during the Fresh Prince. They always made white people come off stupid and goofy. If a white cast did that with black people Hell would break loose. White writers make blacks look goofy and stupid on UPN all the time. I don't see your point.

Whoa whoa whoa....What exactly is that I have seen J will doing if that isn't leader ship. Jason Williams becoming one of the best PG's in the league is one of the NBA's best kept secrets now. All it took was a sorry team, and a couple years of maturity and he cut out the erratic shooting (although you can see the look of glee on his face when the shot clock is running down or its the end of the quarter and he can't get yelled at for letting it fly) and hotdogging to become a incredibly solid PG that I THINK led the league in assist to turnover ratio last year and was 3rd (or 2nd) in assist. He and Battie have been INCREDIBLY solid this year, and if Miller and Gasol could get a little more consistant, you are looking at one hell of a team.

But my problem stands with the idea that promiscuity and how someone looks is a okay standard to be on. You are teaching your children that how people look is more important than how they really are. That is a shallow mindset you are passing on. Here is a even bigger bunch of crap that I have personally HEARD. I HEARD a group of girls tell this lady that they were not like those sluts out there because they dress like they should....they just have sex with older guys because they like it. That mind set absoultely baffled everyone on the bus and got some strong belly laughs out of some of us. But now I am starting to see where it comes from. So we tell our kids "Clothes don't make the person" when they ask for expensive clothes, but tell them "Clothes that look a certain way means you are a slut". You know what will stop kids from wanting to dress like that. How about them not having the clothes in their fucking closet. How about not tossing kids a huge allowance so they can go buy halter tops. I don't give a shit what is on TV, if people grow up and do some god damned parenting, what a couple of big headed dolls are wearing wouldn't be a big deal. How about sitting down with the kids and explaining that x Star doesn't really dress like that. I know its hard when so many people here pretend that Christina Agulilara goes to the grocery story where the outfit from the "Dirty" video coverend in water. They are there to put on a show...to entertain. They are at award shows to dress in a way that draws attention. If you don't have the ability to teach your kids that or can't understand that yourself, procreation is not your friend. And the vulgarity as you so call is was also prevalent in the olden times too. You need to find older people that shoot from the hip about how they were when they were kids. They tried to drink and smoke and fuck at the youngest age possible JUST LIKE KIDS TODAY. It isn't society, it is human nature to want to rebel from parents and the first way to do that is to convince yourself you are old enough to handle the reprecussions of being an adult. That is what KIDS do. That is what they are going to do. Puberty hits and they try to get a glance at some pussy and start cursing like sailors. The indifference and disrespect...blame the parents for not instilling them with respect. Respect for your common man just doesn't pop on and off like a switch, either it was taught or not. If my 14 year old daughter is sexually active, you can bet I want be looking to blame TV, and freaking toys for it.

They have Scottie. He needs to get off his old ass and play more minutes. And in the "I Hate Joe Johnson" report, Penny Hardaway ONCE AGAIN out played him in 25 to Johnson start and 38 minutes, including a disasterous 4th quarter where the Pacers stole the game. Hardaway is consistantly outplaying the guy night in and night out(although Johnson will blow up for a 20+ night everyonce and a while...not making up for his horrid shooting ever other night) Sit him the FUCK down Frank.

Once again, what is the negative influence of big-headed, flat chested, humanoid looking dolls? How are they any different from Barbie. I know that there was a uproar from parents groups when barbies had skirts that CAME ABOVE HER KNEES yet your parents seem to have made it out without dying of syphyliss due to all the fucking. If a young girl thinks, "This doll's belly button is showing...I want to suck annonymous cock for money" then she was heading in that path anyway and a doll, that once again DOESN"T EVEN LOOK LIKE A REAL PERSON, could ever do. Where is your outrage over the violence that young boys learn from GI Joe? Or mutated turtles with swords and sais beating the ever loving shit out of things? The only harm that comes of this is if some person goes to a little girl and calls her doll a whore based solely on how it looks. What is the damaging message now? Kids been fucking early since the beganning of time and it is not dolls or society that is making it happen. It is hormones. The only thing that stopped them before was the lack of opportunity and personal beliefs instilled in them by parents. Don't believe this "Kids are sexually active younger and younger" because it simply isn't true. Early in our country and around the world it was common place to be married at 12-13, and kids having sex was happening then. If Dolls and TV are raising someones kids, they are going to have some interesting lifestyles anyway. This is just more needless bitching. And if you haven't noticed the misogyny on this board, you haven't really been looking at all.

Dave Chappelle has taught us all something in life. Now just sprinkle some crack on this topic and lets get the hell out of here.

I'm sure I could do the same thing with a predominantly white site and more than a few post would be about "Good, one less nicca out there. KILLEM ALL!!!!!" How the fuck do you even post at that site?

Oh, I'm sorry, I figured that anyone this side of retarded would see that I am saying there is a very prominant mysoginistic overtone to alot of the post here, but that in no way is an attack on EVERY poster here. I should clarify for the people that don't want to use common sense in reading. No you don't see that USUALLY on whores, or porn stars. You usually see it on women when they dress up to go to the club or such. Of course, I am not constantly surrounded by prostitutes and porn stars so maybe that is the norm at your house. And they are going to be seen as a whore if they were make up, huh? Maybe by a woman hater like you. Sane individuals see the difference. How do they deserve it. Is it because that damn Christina didn't wear a dress down to her ankles and sing about the virtues of staying home making babies while the man gets the job? She had the FUCKING nerve to have a song about SEX of all things...SEX!!!!! Lets ignore the MILLIONS of songs male performers have about sex, but if this young woman dare to speak of acts non-virgin like, she should be called a WHORE. Although there are rock stars, rap stars, country stars, that outright say I want to FUCK, but thats cool because they are guys. Do I have it now? And Paris Hilton HAD SEX. OH THAT FUCKING WHORE!!! She had the NERVE to do what BILLIONS of other people in the world do. FUCKING SLUT!!!! Funny though...I haven't heard one person call the guy that was also on the tape a whore...hm....funny. Now see, this is just plain stupid. In the REAL world, long distance relationships seldom work out, yet if celebrities, who see each other a few hours a MONTH sometimes can't work it out, its because they get together on looks. The divorce rate is WHAT in this country? Celebrities make up a minute portion of the population. It isn't only in hollywood where marriges end quickly. But since they get shoved on TV, you say "They get married solely on looks". Idiot. Yet, one paragraph ago, you were bitching about their precieved life styles because you yourself are so into these peoples lives that you take the time to make opinions on people you KNOW NOTHING ABOUT. And you show another reason celebrities marry so quickly. They can't date. Everyperson they go on ONE date with, morons...such as yourself...will say "Look who she's fucking now". Don't let her not like the first date with the guy and go out with someone else..."That slut, she was just fucking him LAST WEEK." But I guess that is the way some peoples simple little minds work. So you, who have proven how incredibly shallow you are by saying people should be judged on how they look and dress say that it is dolls like these and society that is making the youth shallow...So whats your excuse? And how about a wake up call on this SOCIETY TODAY bullshit. Kids were fucking at young ages in the 40's and 50's and they are fucking at a young age now. The average age for first pregnancy hasn't changed much, and the average age for first sexual experience (15-16) hasn't changes much either. Marrige during that first pregnancy has changed....divorce rates have gone up, and I would like to see you try and put that on the "oversexing" of society. These big head, flat chested dolls don't even look human, but because how they are dressed you are screaming "whore!!!". Its that kind of thinking that causes asshole lawyers to say "Well, she says she was raped but look at what she was wearing" and idiots like you buy into it because they obviously are sluts. Whatever. And all this started from talking about Bratz.

adults dress like that?

Your lack of knowledge about J-5 is sad...really, really sad.