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You and Game should hook up. Me and your dad should hook up. Well as long as he's not as ugly as you then screw that. I'll go back to rioting. OMG a parent joke! So witty! Personally, I'm glad you find me ugly. Now go push someone's poop in. Heh...he said "poop" Hey Lois...Poop!

I always look at threads from the first post then from the bottom up. It's just funny to see Bob talking about ABC family and then going back to see where the fuck that came from. Man, we can really get off topic around m'yeah.

KKK this did give you the opportunity to say that I should get 20 free votes as part of affermitive action. Dude, you're slipping. You would have pounced on that a while back. The dream is dead... *turns off the lights and leaves*

I get in trouble for the dumbest reasons. If a cop is in a bad "I want to shoot something" mood, I think fate draws them to me. I got a cop pull a gun on me and 3 friends outside a McDonalds for...well...nothing. My friend went inside to order his food. A few minutes later the policeman comes over and says: You guys are going to have to leave there's no loitering here. Me: Okay.... ... Cop: I mean it...you all need to move. Me: Well, I'm sitting on the passenger side and he's sitting in the back. Niether of us are driving. Cop: I want this car moved NOW. Me: What do you want me to do, steal it. The owner is inside getting food. Cop: I need all of you to step out of the care*with hand on gun*. Now I guess right now wasn't the best time to laugh at obviously pissed off cop, but I found this to be bloody hilarious. Cop: DO YOU FIND SOMETHING FUNNY GET OUT OF THE CAR RIGHT NOW!!!!! Well my other friend is terrified and gets out the car and gets on his knees with his hands behind his head...despite the cop never asking us to do that...I find this even funnier. Me: Dude...why are you on your knees? He didn't say to do that. Him: Quit playing and get down *nearly crying* So my friend who owns the car comes walking up eating a big mac... Him: Whuts goin on *with mouth full of burger* Cop: *pulls gun* GET DOWN NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!. The image of half chewed bigmac falling out the gaping mouth of my friend will be a image that will make me laugh until my dying day. So my friend drops his bag, gets down (wearing a brand new raiders jersy and laying on a oil spot). I am still finding this outragously funny because it has happened so fast and I just can't believe it. So I basically stand there with my hand kinda raised with a goofy smile on my face. This other cop has come now and is cuffing us and then getting our story. The other cop odviously overreacted and we were let go. The crazy cop was cool though. He bought my friend another Raiders jersey. Now I wish I had gotten down on the ground because I was wearing a old Suns jersey and could have used another. That concludes "Times I've had policemen pull their gun on me" vol. 1.

Hey! I got a shout out in the acceptance speech. ... Guess its a good thing I'm not a sore loser... Hey, Zack, don't drive your car home...I'll...uh...call a cab for you incase some small animal came along and chewed on your breakline...cause that can happen...breaklines get chewed through all the time.... BTW, I have no Idea what the hell that picture means.

I still don't see how people can't tell the difference between A: Insulting your opinions in CE(which is the purpose of the folder and what Marney does) and saying "I'd your ass you little twat cock ayass." All insults aren't flames. Me saying "Dammitt you are stupid" and then providing reason for why I believe you to be stupid(ie. beliefs that you expressed) isn't flaming. Saying I'd kick your ass cause you're a asshole...flaming.

Yeah, that is what most are saying happend. The Tiger was trying to carry him like it would do a cub...of course, he ain't built like a tiger cub. It really wasn't a attack. Hell be right back petting the Tiger as soon as he gets better.

But the Suns had a better record against all the other playoff teams.

Those 4 mystery posters of doom took it from me. *unleashes the evil monkeys*

Theres no shortage on americans that drink urine for their heatlh also. There are more in China...well...because there are more people in China.

~CONSPIRACY!!!!~

There's noone left on the board. You can pretty much call it now.

I actually think Houston could get all the way up to the sixth seed, with Phoenix and Seattle rounding out the cast. Phoenix is a good team, and should be contending for the NBA Finals in the next five years, if they keep all their players, but I still think it should have been Houston instead of them in the playoffs this year. Phoenix was better at 3(or 2) positions. They were supposed to be there. Amare/Marion/Stephon > Yao/Mobley/Francis

Yeah...I do that sometimes...sorry Must be talking out my ass...although he did shoot the ball .33 Times a minute last year(.31 for his career). He shot the ball 349 time...185 of them were threes. In case you don't know, .33 is above average for shooting per minute. For instance, Kobe Bryant shoots it .49 times a minute. The average is about .23 times a minute. Whitney comes out firing, and anyone that has seen him play knows this. Of course they never did mention it in the numerous sportcenter highlights that Chris Whitney has had, or they never mention it in the up close and personl looks at Chris Whitney so it must be true. I am taking your word for it, since I have never heard anyone in the NBA mention Christ Whitney...so I must have missed all of thost focuses on him. Once again, you are arguing with something that is yet to be proven. Every white point guard has been compared to John Stockton(even Jason Williams when he was in the draft) despite not having similar games. You are going to sit here and honestly tell me that Blake was shy about shooting in Maryland? Yeah, he did a good job distributing the ball, but so did Allen Iverson in college. A decent college point guard being a good NBA point guard is not a accurate assumption. This is the only guy I can possibly say wait and see on because simply, he has proven nothing yet. You SHOULD be saying the same but since you want to use unproved players as your podium, go ahead. Might be. But MAYBE you are overestimateing him. He has proven nothing except he can swing a towel when the team is on a run. Larry Brown also thought Jalen Rose was a better point for the Pacers than Mark Jackson and Jerry West called Tyrone Lue "a future all star at the point guard position". Until Mr. Steal shows and proves, I don't think you would want to hang your hat on him...or maybe you would. So...comparing 2 6'3( I question that on Juan) guards that played the 2, got moved to point, shot the ball at the exact same rate (.41 per minute) is ridiculous now? I give you that Gilbert shot a blistering 34 percent from the 3 and Juan shot a even more blistering 29 (although when he started or got significant minutes his 3 point shooting was...gasp...34 percent.) So Juan could be considered more of a streak shooter. I don't see how I could possibly compare two guards of the same height and similar stats...must be talking out my ass again. Oh...and Gilbert averaged 3 turnovers a game to 1 for Dixon...just to put in perspective that "no handles comment" Where did I say that being a scoring point is bad. Steve Francis however is the only one on that list that can truely be considered points. When your sole purpose on the court is to get score, you are not the point guard. You are another 2 guard out there to put up numbers. I don't care if Allen Iverson(who averaged one less assist than Arenas) lines up at the point, he is a two guard. If Kobe gets put in the starting line up as a point(Kobe who BTW averaged nearly the same assist as Arenas...I guess he is a great point guard too.) If you actually WATCHED the Warriors play, you would know that Arenas didn't even call the plays out on the court. The team would look to Murphy or Jamison who got the plays from the coach and THEY called them. Yes, he is quick...never denied that...in fact I said he can create his own shot. But he is NOT this incredible player that people have made him out to be. If putting up 18 points a game (something that makes you a very good scorer not a GREAT one) is all it takes to make you GREAT in your eyes then you need to watch the game more. Yeah, you can win with a scoring point guard, but someone out there has to run the team. Steve Nash runs the team, although he does score alot. He also has Finley, Nowinski, and Jamison...the Wizards have nothing comparable. Troy Hudson doesn't run the team. And he has Kevin Garrnett. Nick Van Excel has never ran a team and the only one that has been successful is the Mavricks...see above for why. Chauncey Billiups has been to the playoffs twice...both times he didn't run the team and the team had been there before without him. Gilbert Arenas is a 2 guard playing point that doesn't run the team. The teams best hope will be Hughes lined up at the two. Of course Gilbert did play 29 minutes the other night and had 2 fucking assist...I guess I was talking out my as about his willingness to pass despite watching him for the past season. Either one of us have the chance of being right or wrong. You could be right and the entire team has been hiding these amazing abilities for their entire career and will unleash them this year, or I am right and the skills that they displayed so far is a testimont of what they can do. Jerry Stackhouse is the only player on the team to ever be in the playoffs (and we see how much his team hurt when he left), but when you throw them all together, they are supposed to be automatic winners? We'll see...we'll see. Thats all me and my stat talking ass has.

What about Mcdyss?? i Would have thought that he would be the 2nd man after Houston. But on the question above i agree totally with the pinjockey, van horn will crack under the pressure, he will roll himself up into a little ball and hide for the whole game, if any pressure comes watch van horns stats to plummet(sp) Except for the fact that's not true. Despite Kenyon Martins "Van Horn didn't show up" bullshit, he SAVED the nets on countless occasions in the playoffs. When a big shot comes, Kieth will take it and will make it. His problem in big games is that he comes out all pumped up and you are guarenteed 2 fouls from him in the first minute. Then he will come back in the second quarter and get another foul. If you compare his minutes in the big games to his regular minutes, you see where the deminished stats come from. So yeah, he fouls like a moron in big games, but 4th quarter, you need a shooter, the guy will make the shot.

If this thing had ended yesterday morning I had it. ~CONSPIRACY!!

I know bro, and I wasn't accusing you of it. It's just that I am someone that comments quite a bit on race relations and some alleged double standards regarding the issue, and I just wanted to give my position on the matter... I can safely say you insult people of all races and religions and sexes. A equal oppertunity guy if there ever was one.

"I didn't know other races weren't allowed to smoke crack, drink a 40, and play basketball...perhaps through your assumptions you're being racist saying only black people live in poor neighborhoods I used to basically live in those surroundings and from what I saw there were more Polish people and Spanish people in those areas than blacks. It's named 'Ghetto-opoly', not 'Black-Land' and last I checked there were plenty of white crack smoking, drug-dealing, 40ounce drinking, horrible basketball players also." His thoughts, not mine, though I agree with him. I'd like to see the responses, though I can't respond with his feelings of course. Well, when every cariciture on the board is black, they words on the game are written in "ebnonics", They put caricutures of Martin Luther King and Malcom X on the game, the logo is a big lipped black guy with a gun and a 40 oz....I'm don't think I am jumping to conclusions to say that this MAYBE...MAYBE trying to insult black people. Just maybe now.

But was still blown out of the water because of the sheer depth of SYM. I mean, I stopped playing Vendetta after three weeks. Yeah, Vendetta is one biggass could've. If they had put in more match types and a CAW, it could've been the game people still play to this day. But instead, they did...THAT. I still say it has the best controls and gameplay. It is just way to shallow. ANd the million reversals of DOOM~! pissed me off to no end.

And the white guy in Blood in Blood Out, Bound By Honor.

So....how bout that civil war?

Yeah...I hear white and black people give them shit. But black people are still a strong number 2 baybee!

That's not what I interpreted from your words Except it's not in a niche market, it's in a notable chain, and the only way the game will be dropped is if it doesn't sell (as the complaints seem to fall on deaf ears so far) I don't think anyone's mind will be changed just by one stupid little game. The people who will laugh will still laugh and same for the people who will be pissed about it. Can I get some of those? I would stand by my same argument that the money will dictate the future of the product Which went back to my point in the first place It's called the Grand Theft Auto series. I'd laugh if it was You're once again missing my point. I don't care if it sells alot. If it doesn't sell one copy, then the UO wouldn't have it anymore...true. My point is that it shouldn't be there anyway. Racist, tasteless items have their place and large clothing chains isn't one of them. This wouldn't be acceptable for any other group...well...maybe the hispanics because they are equally shitted on. This isn't something to be decided on how many morons buy this shit. It is a issue of common respect for your fellow man. This does make me want to pull up all the "black people always screaming racism" threads to read about how it is SO uncool for blacks to say something about whites and it is reverse racism and how white people don't have rights and shit. Then compare with the people that think this is bloody GENIUS. I'm thinking some of the names will overlap.

That is the most incredible over rating of good players at best that I have ever seen. Jared Jeffries can play 4 positions now? He can play one of them decently. Chris Whitney is a point guard now? If you consider Troy Hudson a point guard, then fine. If you consider Nick Van Excel a point, you are correct. Damon Stodimire, Jason Terry...if these guys are your idea of point guards because they are short guys that bring the ball up, the you would be right. But if you consider being a point guard actually running the offense and not just looking to come off screens to set up your own shot, then he is NOT a point guard. And Blake, I have to wait and see him in the league. But if you DID watch him play, you and I both know that he was a shoot first player. Now that could be because he had to be, but until anyone see's him around other offensively talented players then you will know. Gilbert Arenas in no stretch of the imagination is a "GREAT" player. A good player with this being his year to be come very good or mediocre? Sure. But GREAT? J Rich out scored him on many a night...is he a GREAT player too? Glenn Robinson out scored him, is he a GREAT player. Because lets face it, that is what got Arenas the hype. A guy that could put up points from the PG position. What did he average, 6-7 assist a game? Now all of a sudden he is a great Point. He is damn good at creating his own shot, but running a offense...well see. And its not a myth that he was sitting on the bench in the 4th. If they needed points, he would move to the two. If the were nursing a lead, he was on the bench because he is a lazy defender(something I am sure that Eddie remedy somewhat, but he isn't a miracle worker) Gilbert Arenas=Juan Dixon v 2.0 only Juan had a more consistant shot and Gilbert can finish at the basket. Blake will be the closest thing to a point on this team(sadly, Larry Hughes will be the second closest), and with about 5 guards in frount of him, I doubt he will get PT.