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Someone did that at my job the other day. They kept trying to describe this girl and I just said "Oh, you mean the black girl." They were like "Y..yeah..." Good times indeed.

Yeah...gross.. *sigh* I am going to have sex with either Mya or Nelli Furtado. See, when I was in college I used to set goals about women that I REALLY wanted to have sex with and met them all, so now I am going for stars. And I picked these two. Don't know why them, but dammit, they will be having some lovin from me. One Day. That is my goal in life.

The Phoenix Suns. Amare Stodemire, Stephon Marbury, Shawn Marion, Zarko whatshisname(the guy got game), Casey Jacobson, Joe Johnson. The oldest one is Marbury and he is like 28-29. Amare, Zarko, Joe and Casey are all under 25. They are the best young team in the league.

You get to unlock the secret characters on the last stage of each revenge board. They are all Japanese and non WWE employees with different names and you unlock their moveset Template in the CAW. So basically if you get Aiko (what ever her name is) you can just apply her moveset to your CAW of Ultimo dragon(she has his moveset) instead of having to do it all.

Spoiler (Highlight to Read): Goldberg comes from the side of her and spears her bursting the brief case open...Its so quick alot of people don't notice. And Midnight, dude, the Revenge mode is so ridiculously easy. I should do a walkthrough on how to beat it quickly. But know this, weapons are your friends. One shot with the sledge hammer each(or pole or shovel or what ever) and keep pounding on them will drop their health quickly.

What if the people you love are psychotic and want to kill people all the time. Two serial killers have a baby, they should believe in the people they love instead of the guy that said "Love your fellow man". Can someone share with me what is the BAD thing about following Jesus?

Amen. Excuse me, but who the fuck are you guys to tell people how they should live their lives. Isn't that your entire argument against religion. So basically, you are saying "Stop living life like that and live it my way because I am right. Christians are stupid because they tell you how to live your life." If Irony was made of strawberries, we would all be drinking smoothies RIGHT NOW.

.... Of course, you won't see one. And no, not because it is RAW and will probably just be announcers fighting all night...it's because no match will ever live up to the hype. If I tell you that a match will be MOTYC on Monday, you will have reasons why it wasn't on Tuesday. If you are watching a match on live television and it turns out to be the most incredible thing that you have ever seen, you will tell others. You tell them "This is the best match of the year, hands down." You have it on tape; you want them to watch. So you sit down and watch. I guarantee that you didn't see the incredible match that you saw before. Why? Because when we are told something is great before we see it, we will watch it and want it to prove its perfection. You wait for every flaw, every mistake. The spontaneous nature of it is gone. Like it or not, but without knowing it, you are no longer seeing this match to enjoy it, but to find its flaws. That is the problem that the Internet has brought to professional wrestling. I will take the Lesnar/Angle match as an example (although I would like to admit that I have never liked a Iron Man match and this one was no exception, my point can be made). Every since Tuesday Night, or Wednesday morning, we have heard the celebration of this match as incredible, MOTYC for sure, incredibly exciting. Each report of this came from those who saw it live. They were surprised by its spontaneous nature. They heard no praise of the match before hand so they didn't sit and find its flaws. They sat back and enjoyed. AMW vs. XXX in the TNA 1 cent PPV was another match that due to it being talked up, couldn't live up to the hype. All it received was criticism afterwards, mostly because people went in looking for perfection. As everyone who saw that thing live knows, it was one of the most spectacular things to watch when you didn't know what was happening next. Without the hype, all we could do is sit and watch, and the match became praised for it. We can't help it. If we watch films that is suppose to be the best, we will find why it is not. If we listen to music that is supposed to be perfect we will find its imperfections. Matches like Hogan and Warrior weren't plagued with the problem of expectations due to reporting that the wrestling community is subject to today. That’s why their match was so enjoyable despite, technically, being a train-wreak of guys who couldn't REALLY perform. While there will be matches that may fare well against the "search it for flaw" technique that we all employ, most will not. It also works the other way. Guys like A-Train, Billy Gunn, Mark Henry, Test and others will not have matches that don't go trashed unless it is against a wrestlers perceived to be great. The thing is, all of them have...well...maybe not Mark Henry, but the rest have. Our perception of their inadequacies in the ring leads us to believe that every match they perform in will be trash. Think about it. Do you find yourself disliking a wrestler you liked in your mark days after you were exposed to their faults that you didn't care about before? Do you find yourself praising a guy you at one point didn't care for? Lesnar/Angle, AMW/XXX could not live up to the hype of what was placed on them, and I truly believe that it lead to disappointment in each of their respective matches. There really is no remedy for what I am saying has happened. We can't change the fact that the way we come in seeing a match, hearing music etc. is changed due to the hype or lack of hype surrounding it. All we can do is try and watch and enjoy them for what they are worth and not for the flaws that others MUST have missed.

Just a review of my Robot theory. No one human being can actually be living proof of that many stereotypes without exploding. Therefore, I believe that Snoop Dogg is actually a robot created by white supremacist. When ever a black person starts disproving all the stereotypes, they press a button and Snoop walks out with a big metal cup, looks at the camera and says "Where the ho's at cousin?" and a pimp following him around. I actually believe that the BIG METAL CUP is a antenna used to catch the commands of his racist creators. I use his show, the introduction of "izzle"(which I believe is a language that only he and his creators can truely understand which is why no one really talks like that) and the GIrls Gone Wild thing as proof that his only goal is to ensure that the black race cannot move to high up. So in actuality, another seemly robot, Suge Knight, is actually out to stop the evil Snoop and save black people. That's why he keeps getting arrested...to keep his mouth shut.

This one time I saw RIAA punching a kitten in the throat. And this one time, RIAA went into one of my post and changed the word "bike" to "bick" so it looked like I couldn't spell. True story.

Actually John Tenta owns both of them. I don't get any bad weather here in S. California, but we get occasional earthquakes. But Hurricaines have the best entrance. Everything is normal... THen there is dead silence and it gets pitch black. THEN ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE. Its like Old School Undertaker without the gongs or the purple lights.

If IRONY was a g-string in a strip club it would be full of dollar bills RIGHT NOW.

That wasn't as good as the first one Yeah, I wasted the Midget/strap-on one in a thread no one is going to read... *sigh*

Get your head out of your ass and wake up. You have based your life around 2000 years of bullshit. Don't you see? But bottomline, you can't prove that the basis of Christian relegion is not true. You can't. You have no idea if it is bullshit or not. You BELIEVE that it is bullshit. You can't say that Christians are stupid for believing in something that can't be proven when you can't prove they are wrong. If irony was a Mike Tyson girlfriend, it would be punched in the face RIGHT NOW!!

Its not that hard to get 3 specials. I am kinda pissed that I did a SSP off the hell in a Cell onto the announce table and that son of a bitch didn't break. I know that you can set up a table on the announce table (DOUBLE TABLES BAYBEEE) but I don't know if you will go through both. I will find out today. And nothing beats RVD doing a five star throught the hole in the cage, selling it like a champ and crawling over to cover the guy. Best ending to HITC EVER. In case you haven't noticed, I like this game more and more everyday.

So basically, you don't like reliegious types because they believe in something and refuse to believe anything else. Then you go on a rant about how you don't believe in the tenants of Christainity and that all Christians are stupid for believing it. 'kay. If irony was a white guy in a black comedy club, you would be getting made fun of RIGHT NOW.

Anti-religion...its just getting sad.

Huh? I didn't even participate in the last one. yeah you did, you were against me, and i lost...damn you!!! so, wait, i get to keep Gizmo's lunch box? plz plz plz plz plz plz, you know Jacko rules, undertand man...let me keep it......... Okay...you can have it back... And johnson, just to explain the gimmick to you, HE MAKE ANALOGIES THAT MAKE NO SENSE.

Now, do you want to be the person agreeing with JOHNSON!!! Really...

Viewtiful Joe didn't impress me at first because I didn't like the look or the vids. Then I played it and did some bullet time asswhooping and now I MUST HAVE THIS GAME!!! Killer 7...blah. I am so sick of lazy animators it's pissing me off. Everyone keeps jerking over its dynamic cell shading skills when for about 200 dollars you can own Poser 5 and make your own dynamic cell shading effect that they have used. But if it plays well, I won't care, but all I have read about is the "GREAT LOOK" PN.03 never looked good to me, and I heard it played like crap. So blah to it. Resident Evil 4...Hells yeah...

Fuck that, MARSHALLS RAWK! Where else could I get a 80$ Kenneth Cole sweater for 30 dollars? How about the 80 Dollar Perry Ellis slacks for 19? The 50 dollar Haggars for 14? For dress clothes, nothing beats Marshalls! This 40 dollar Perry Ellis belt...9 dollars! These 100 dollar Nuns Bush shoes, 30 freakin dollars. Now I wouldn't buy jeans or T-Shirts their because the selection is shit, but I was able to build a entire summer wardrobe with less that $250. 6 pairs of pants, 8 shirts, 2 pairs of shoes. And ALL of it is name brand. Hell yeah...the Marshalls in Atlanta 0wns peoples faces or something.

That GC Zelda game was pretty hot and I don't even like Zelda. I wonder...if they put the ability to kill hookers in Superman 64 would it be called a great game.... *wonders*

EAGAN!! How could you not vote for a fellow Bills fan AND they guy with the same Ritter picture...HOW COULD YOU DO SUCH A... ... *looks at his own voting...* um...nevermind.. *runs*

lmao! Now that is humor at it's finest. Plus he's right. Of course the guy that will Lose everytime will say that. Its like when ugly people say looks don't matter. *pats johnson on his back* Its okay...

A gimmick poster saying that the poll is a waste of time... If IRONY was a midget with a strap-on, it would be fucking Dr. Phil RIGHT NOW!