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You couldn't have picked two happiers shows to cheer you up... *cries for Amanda* Well I was hoping they would make me cry, but it didn't work. Damn, I just can't cry anymore. *slaps mole* AMANDA DIED YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD~! sh...she's dead... *slumps against wall and slides down to fetal position, sobbing uncontrollably*

Either the steel worker thing or someone slipped viagra in the morning FUJITSU~! coffee... think about it.... think about it.... I'm here all week folks, and don't forget to tip your waiters and waitresses.

"The Blue Blazer fell 50 feet from the top of the arena to his death however his partner the white turtleneck was not harmed." That's hilarious. I don't know if it's just that I'm a callous prick or something, but Kilbourn's joke isn't too offensive to me, nor is the Ritter reference in the rap. A little distasteful? Yes. But overly offensive? Not at all. A day after Owen died and 4 days after Ritter died. Neither was buried and "HEY, ITS JOKE TIME!" That is offensive.

25) Neverwinter Nights - never played it 24) Super Mario Sunshine - never found that many people that loved it 23) Battle Arena Toshinden - you goddamn right it was overrated 22) Star Trek: Starfleet Command series - never played 21) Morrowind -never played 20) Impossible Creatures - played 19) Battlecruiser: 3000AD- never played 18) American McGee's Alice - never played 17) The Getaway - damn right 16) Mortal Kombat - it started the series and is important, but not a great game 15) Dungeon Siege - never played it 14) Dead or Alive 3 - never heard it overrated. A fighting game with bouncy boobs is all I heard. 13) Battletoads - fuck outta here, this nearly impossible to beat game is the SHIT~! 12) Unreal II: The Awakening - I don't know, I found it to be a great game 11) Pool of Radiance: Ruins of Myth Drannor - never played 10) Halo: Combat Evolved - YOU GODDAMNED RIGHT ITS OVERRATED!! Fun, yes, gods gift to gamers, no 9) Donkey Kong Country - eh, I guess you could say so. I never liked it so I would be biased to say yes. 8) Lara Croft Tomb Raider: Angel of Darkness - Never really felt the TR games so once again, biased 7) Final Fantasy VII - ...*looks around*... never played... 6) Blinx: The Time Sweeper - never played

The Clips didn't suck then. Not in the Charles Smith, Danny Manning, Mark Jackson, Beniot Benjamin days. I blame Bo Kimble. They drafted him and it all went down hill.

*sigh* "I want to be taken seriously...listen to my views" Okay, um Mr. Hellwig.... "MY NAME IS WARRIOR...WAR..RI...OR...now take me seriously."

"MMMM Happy Birthday" doesn't have the same flow as MM-Bop if you guys are trying to be the new "Hanson". Happy Birthday though dude.

Boy, thank God JR wasn't in charge of hyping "Twilight Zone: The Movie" "Kids, this is the scene where the actor and those kids were decapitated by the copter! They weren't hosses!!!! BOOMER SOONER!" -=Mike ...We'll get sick of the Lita lisp thing soon --- but it's got a good day or two left Heh! In that case, I'm just glad J.R. wasn't in charge of 9/11... "Stay tuned folks, this is where business is about to pick up! Two jet planes crash into the World Trade Center! It's gonna be a slobberknocker! By gawd! By gawd, the towers are collapsing, King! Stone Cold! Stone Cold! Stone Cold!" -Ben ... Thats enough... *turns out the lights* *walks out*

But while you have all if this, the RIAA ignores that fact that independant record sales have gone up, and certain artist are selling more. If you think about the albums that have been called great all the way through the last few years since internet file swapping started (Eminem, Nora Jones, Alisha Keys, Oh Brother Where Art Thou ST etc.) their sales have been great. Why? Because people could listen to the album and go buy it so they can hear it in GOOD quality. Shitty albums don't sell anymore because people can see how shitty they are. Yeah, its free, but bottomline is, it also shows that good albums now sell and shitty ones don't. Plus, one time, I saw RIAA kick this kid off a bike and take his lunch money. RIAA is nothing more than a smelly bully-head. Therefore we should take back from them. Think of the kid. (one of those two will sell my point to everyone)

D Manning may have officially retired but his career ended years ago when he was with the Suns. Funny thing is, whenever that no kneed bastard stepped on the court, you could still see the skills. He could still pass like a point guard and could still eat guys alive on the box. Damn shame about those knees though. The suns were on their way to a NBA championship until Joe Kline rolled over Mannings knee and killed their hopes dead back in 93-94. They were the Leagues best team at the all-star break (only losing 8 games). After the Manning injury, they fell to number 4 out west, and eventually lost to the Rockets in game 7 (47 points from KJ bitches..bele-dat). It was all down hill for Danny then. When he got traded for Penny Hardaway, it was pretty much over.

That's not 100% true. When he was doing the Chyna/drag queen/Mae Young bit, he had gained quite a bit of weight. The company tried to humiliate him into quitting which is why they gave him those crazy angles. I mean his size NOW can be attributed to it. He went and became smaller than this: And they wouldn't use him. He gains the weight back and they put him on TV. Who's fault is it?

Well, no, seeing as this is the south and they can want to be black all they want, they know that the word Nigga from a white guy still equals ass whooping. Don't really have time to tell the difference between which one they are saying. I did see this white guy walk up to another and say "What's up my nigga". I just found it hilarious. A friend of mine say "N-word please" and "Whut up, my n-word" which just sounds funny.

Yeah, I know. Thats why it was a fun fact that only white people talk like that. There is this white kid that is on the bus everyday and he talks like that. He even starts doing break dance moves whenever he stands in one place for a while. He tries to talk to all of the black people on the bus, but seeing as all of us are ENGLISH speaking, no one knows what the fuck he is saying. Good times.

Are you suggesting that Headlock-o-rama wasn't a great exciting match. How DARE~! you?

REALLY!! I heard that somewhere too. Now...where...was...that....?

< doesn't think she looks too bad in the old pictures.... *runs from angry mob*

Why don't I challenge Stevie Wonder to a game of Darts while we're at it.

Gert, I had the same thing happen. Literally took a double-take at that sentence before I realized what it actually said. In my opinion, the only shit around that spectacle is the one that locked himself in a box as a publicity stunt. Fuck David Blaine. Admit it. He made your watch disappear on a street trick one day and didn't give it back. I know you are still angry but LET IT GO... But really, whats all the hate on Blaine for. He does stupid stuff that only hurts himself. He's like Jackass only more boring.

Two different kinds!!! look in ShopZone under parts. I made Ukyo from Samari Showdown and a bunch of Geisha girls to chase him around...or kick his ass in the rumble...which ever happens.

Bah...it ain't hugo two, so I ain't scared. Of course I'm in atlanta and it isn't suppose to reach us but I wouldn't be afraid anyway. Hugo picked up my whole city and turned it the other way...then we had to have football practice the next day. "Just ignore the cars and trees and run the damn route now!!!)

THere was noway in hell this album was going to sell anyway unless they included a dvd of sara doing lesbian porn with Total. A tour based contract is best for them. Expecially in a group this size.

No, I don't think anything will ever come close.

I'd put everybody in a fucking body cast just because I want to join in the fun... And you should hate goldberg because he has little calf muscles and people with little calf muscles smell. Do you LIKE smelly people...Well...Do YOU?

Whats being missed in all of this is that this guy shouted "I'M GOING TO ROCK YOU!" as a threat. It doesn't beat "Unleash the fucking fury!" but it is coming close to the funniest threat EVER award.