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  1. Ripper

    Are you fat?

    I though you were skinny. I wanted to buy you a roast dinner. Me, i'm 5'4 and weigh 140 because i have big Serena Williams legs. Its all in the legs. rawwwwweeerrr *that was my attempt at a growl...not very good at it. But the point still stands*
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    Words that

    Wired... and what the fuck is this:
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    The dreaded Mark Henry Topic

    If I had been made to be a drag queen feelin, gereatric humping, sister-fucker, I would be bitter too.
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    The New Me's Blog

    Dear Diary: No one ever rubs my neck at work. Whut- D - Fuck? Is it because I end every sentence with Whut - D - Fuck? Or is it because I refuse to spell "what" and "the" correctly. Whut - D - Fuck?
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    The *Official* bps21 NFL Power Rankings (Week 2)

    The RedSkins jump 12 spot for beating the Falcons who were without the Number 2 reciever, both safties and some Vick guy. AND WON BY 2!! Oh come on.
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    The dreaded Mark Henry Topic

    Mark as he was getting leaner. He actually got smaller than this at one time in the developmentals.
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    The Crow 4

    Yes, it was suppose to be a "ghetto version" of the Crow. The Crow was killed in a drive-by or something. It probably would've been more interesting(in a wtf way) than this will be. Angelus should stick to doing TV, He isn't very good on the big screen. Yeah he was bad in all one movies he was in. How dare he bring down such a triumph in film making like Valentine. Unless you are counting I'm with Lucy...which he did a good job in.
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    Thoughts on the Basham Brothers

    i don't know, I enjoy their intensity in the ring.
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    The dreaded Mark Henry Topic

    Since everyone likes to completely ignore the past, let me take a trip back down memory lane... *pulls up a chair* Mark Henry GOT over. And he did so on his own charisma and his angle with Chyna. It was Mark pulling off stupid things but still seemed lovable in the peoples eyes. He GOT over. Now it is my honest belief that Vince wanted Mark Henry to quit since he signed him to that huge contract. So, Mark Henry is over in his angle with Chyna. So what do they do next? Have Mark feel up a man in drag in frount of his mother. But he didn't quit. Then they put him in a romance with a 80 year old woman that required him to tounge her down on live TV. He didn't quit. Then they did the angle where he went to the shrink because he was addicted to sex and admitted to sleeping with his sister. He still didn't quit. So they send him to OVW(or the other developmental league..I can't remember) to lose weight and become a better wrestler. This is where most of you jump off the story, but those who saw him there no that A: Mark lost the weight and B: Became a good wrestler. Fuck Brock, you haven't lived until you seen Mark Henry do a SSP with the dreds flying. He was trim, athletic and a better wrestler to go along with the natural charisma that he displayed. But they didn't bring him back up.. They had sent Henry, The Blue Meanie and Big Show down to lose weight...Big Show was the only one NOT to lose any weight and he was brought back up while Blue Boy and Henry had both done what they were suppose to yet were ignored. So Henry, still in shape and still improving as a wrestler, was in the developmental for a while when up came the worlds strongest man competition. He asked for permission to get in the contest and the WWE said sure, what the fuck do we care. So he GAINS THE WEIGHT BACK to get enough mass to compete in this event, and suprisingly won. Now he has a little press and the WWE brings him back on screen to bend pots and pans and hold back limos with his legs. Call him crap all you want, but you can't deny the mans charisma that got him over once, or his willingness to become a better wrestler and his sucess in doing so. The WWE refused to use him in his best wrestling shape, but they always want someone to throw guys around. His size, and lack of usefulness now is can totally be attributed to the WWE management not really wanting a smaller, faster, more athletic Mark. They just really wanted him to quit.
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    The One and Only Wrestlemania XIX

    You kinda build a mask in this game. You have the base mask (which is about 10-12 different kinds) and add on to it. And yes you can make a spot on Ultimo. And there is a secret character with his moveset, so you can just move the template over to him to save time.
  11. Its a freaking dime. On top of 4-5 dollar milkshakes with coffe in them (really, thats all they are) Yeah, they used the wrong terminology, but for christ sake, the Jolt group raised about 100,000 dollars to fight the legistlation...and they still don't have the money for these important programs. So thats 3-5 million dollars they won't have for these kids now because a bunch of cheap assholes bitched about a dime. Am i the only one that finds this statement ridiculous. I guess they can always just tax smokers again, since that seems to be the way to solve every problem. Cigs are going to cost 30$ a pack soon.
  12. Maybe his justification was "Damn sucka, you know how it's gots to be: a brotha just gots to carry that WHITE shit all day, yo, and I is sick of dat wack-ass shit." Fun fact for the day: only white people say "bling bling" or talk like that.
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    Swallowing pills

    Its all mental dude. Do this. Close your eyes.... ... I SAID CLOSE YOUR EYES DAMMITT!!! ... Okay, now imagine Chyna gave you the pills. They are Viagra and she says you don't get to hit the ass if you don't take them. ... Problem solved. WHAT ARE YOU DOING READING THIS WHEN YOUR EYES WERE SUPPOSED TO BE CLOSED!!! I can't help you if you won't listen. *stomps out*
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    The New Me's Blog

    Dear Diary: I am too much of a cheap and/or lazy ass to get webspace and do a real blog, so I will use up TSM's bandwith with mine. Signed: The New Me
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    Smackdown Spoilers

    How is THAT not tasteless. I mean the guy died LESS than a week ago. Its common respect. Hopefully it gets edited out.
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    Smackdown Spoilers

    You god damn right I won't. Once again wrestling makes people embarassed to be fans by taking someones death from DAYS ago and making a damn joke of it. The press got up Joel Gertners ass for his JFK Jr. comments, I wonder if there will be any backlash to this. (remembers some of the wrestlers being pissed at Kilborn for the Owen joke. WWE is full of hypocrites)
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    I need some help

    Maybe New Me is trying to get you to fax in more cock shots to post in the thread. STOP IT NEW ME!!!
  18. Cheap ass bastards. What is the sales tax there now? "Fuck them kids education, we needs our dime to...well...whatever we are going to do with this dime. Might drop it on the ground, might loose it in the wash, but dammit, we ain't educating no kids with it"
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    Are you ugly?

    *rubs jaw line like Lex Luger* Sexy as hell. Hells yeah biatches.
  20. Ripper

    Are you fat?

    5'6- 145. *brushes off abs* Hells yeah, biatches.
  21. Ripper

    Are you Banky?

    I am Malcom X.
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    Anger Management

    Anyone that didn't get the end of that movie probably was thinking logically and the fact that it made no sense is what through them off.
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    John Ritter is dead at 55

    Hartman was certainly in a supporting role. He just did his job better than everyone else. Yes, Phil Hartman, the PERFORMER could not be replaced as he played an important part to the chemistry of the shows actors, but as a character, he could be taken out seeing as the show was written as a ensemble cast. The fact that it didn't work is moot. And Although there wasn't a death, I think Spin City goes into the catagory of shows that lost the focal point of the show, and went on. 8 Simple rules was about Paul raising his kids. Spin City was about the day to day life of Mike. Newsradio was not about Bill and his life. It was about the station and Phil just gave a great perfomance.
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    The One and Only Wrestlemania XIX

    Few hair choices? Generic faces? Really? I have made everything from Anime characters, to other video game characters. Are you using the scale functions on different parts of their faces to give them the look you want? Have you bought the numerous hair styles from Shopzone? There really isn't much that I want to create that I haven't done yet.
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