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I think Game would be talking to me in ebonics so I don't think I would want to chill with him. But that doesn't mean I think his personality is disgusting. I WOULD love to meet Marney for the exact opposite reason of what you said Dames. I am WAY more intelligent than I come across here, and would love to converse with her on shit. I just can't spell half of the words in my vocabulary and i am way to lazy when it comes to typing out my thoughts.

Wow...just wow.. Every thread i leave for a day or two ends up a big ol fight. I indirectly bring the drawmuh. Everyone hug and lets start from scratch. I getting the guitar and we are about to sing Kum ba Yah. Wheres to love people?

Hey, hey hey....calm it down fellas... *turns on "Can You Feel the love Tonight"* Its all about "fuck Johnny Depp" in here.

I was about to do it when I realized that it would require me to think...then I said fuck that and just left.

The Europeans had far better technology and diseases. But the natives did give them a helluva a lot of STDs. Anyway, my father's grandmother was full Cherokee, so I understand well how immoral it was to wipe out all those tribes. But we can't really change it. Besides, lots of the descendants of the Europeans have at least some blood from the indenginous natives. Wait...isn't that the other way around. THe Europeans were layin the syphilis down...so I thought. I am part Seminole and even I have to agree with this statement made by one of the great thinkers of our time: "You won. All right? You came in and you killed them and you took their land. That's what conquering nations do. It's what Caesar did, and he's not going around saying, 'I came, I conquered, I felt really bad about it.' The history of the world isn't people making friends. You had better weapons, and you massacred them. End of story."

That is disturbing yet incredibly funny at the same time. For some reason, the memory of cowboy hat Vince is hilarious to me now.

I'm gonna call someone a alley-cat-coat-wearing, punch-bucket-shoe-wearing crumbcake before the day is over.

From walking in the rain. "Hey hey baby how ya doin' come on in here Got some hot chocolate on the stove waiting for you Listen first things first let me hang up the coat Yeah how was your day today Did you miss me You did? Yeah? I missed you too I missed you so much I followed you today That's right now close your mouth 'Cause you cold busted Now just sit down here, sit down here I'm so upset with you I don't know what to do You know my first impulse was to run up on you And do a Rambo I was about to jam you and flat blast both of you But I didn't wanna mess up this thirt-seven hundred dollar lynx coat So instead I chilled -- That's right chilled I called up the bank and took out every dime. Than I cancelled all your credit cards... I stuck you up for every piece of jewelery I ever bought you! Don't go lookin' in that closet 'cause everything you came here with is packed up and waiting for you in the guest room. What were you thinking? You don't mess with the Juice! I gave you silk suits, blue diamonds and gucci handbags. I gave you things you couldn't even pronounce! But now I can't give you nothing but advice. Cause you're still young, yeah, you're young. And you're gonna find somebody like me one of these days . . . Until then, you know what you gotta do? You gotta get on outta here with that alley-cat-coat-wearing, punch-bucket-shoe-wearing crumbcake I saw you with. Cause you dismissed! That's right, Silly rabbit, tricks are made for kids, don't you know that. You without me is like corn flakes without the milk! This is my world. You're just a squirrel trying to get a nut! Now get on outta here. Scat! Don't touch that coat..."

Now that would be just plain silly. I do see the hooking up of batteries to someones balls being the logical step though.

The talking part of that song is HILARIOUS. GOLD, JERRY, GOLD!!

That post is evil on so many levels.

I always found Warriors promos much crazier than sids. Unless of course he cuts the Hogan "I'll slam andre on a fault line and trump towers will fall into it and donald trump and all the fans will have to ride on my back to safty" promo. Then he will be certifiable.

He should have just powerbombed him 9 times, said he ruled the world then cut a old Ultimate Warrior promo.... That would have gotten crazy across.

Did they actually speak to you...I'm sure you have enough to get out of it on a insanity claim alone.

I had confidence that if anyone was going to get that it would be you.

Yeah, you sure showed him, Jack. credit: WrestleView I'm guessing that Jarrett didn't say anything back because he was giving him a "What the fuck kind of insult is that" look. Say what you will about New Jack, that no wrestling talent having son of a bitch can get over ANYWHERE at ANYTIME. He can get the kind of heat most wrestlers dream of. That is a talent in itself. Of course he can't do a single wrestling move, but hey...

Hang your head in SHAME!!!

Why do I want to listen to Alanis Morrisette after reading that post?

Read this dumbass... I was wrong big deal, but chave was "targetting" me before I knew I was wrong. You are a fucking retard Zack. I rarley ever just start shit with anybody. So to say I walk around intimifating people I don't like is just plain bullshit. Well...you ARE constantly starting shit with the word "fact" by horribly misrepresenting it constantly. jussayin...

Just because they were old school don't make'm all good though. That list could loose a name or eight.

Don't be surprised if you get funny looks in public bathrooms, though. But if a disco ball drops from the ceiling of said bathroom and a dance number starts, I am SO there.

Eh. I was gonna go with "all you fag-haters", but I don't think anyone would have gotten the ironic dipshittedness of that statement. I am rooting for god being a really gay Brit. GO GAY DEITY~!

I don't know but I think I have a new strange saying to use... *scribbles "bent as a butchers hook" in "Pad of funny sounding stuff"*

But he is also incredibly incredibly gay. Nothing wrong with that, but that's probably not the vibe you want to give off if you want women to be interested in you. I was going to go with "He loved a generation of teenage boys" but that would suggest that George Michaels is pedophile, which simply isn't true. George Michaels is what GOD would be like if he was a really really gay Brit.

*blushes*