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    Computer Geeks of the Boards...

    Of course since you are doing this all for EVALUATION before you PURCHASE the product and will be deleting it from your computer within the next 24 hours, this is all well and good. No one here believes in piracy...piracy kills kittens..
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    HHH's bachelor party

    If I were a dude or a hot woman, I'd help you crash it. I'm only a few hours' drive from Raleigh, too. *wonders what that leaves..*
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    Racism in Current Events

    Common respect for you fellow man and decency is not PC. I think the anti-PC movement is alot more annoying than the PC movement.
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    Buffy The Vampire Slayer: Season 7

    Well, they are basically ashamed of and hate their human sides anyway. Therefore they only use the human face to get in close the go all vampy... ... That and the morph effect cost too much money...
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    What do you look like...

    Be happy I am withholding all pictures. If I post one, the board will shut down as all of the female posters will hop on planes to be near the incredible hotness that is me...then all of the male posters will spontaniously become gay and want me as well, leaving no one to post on the board. Luckily, I have too much respect for Dames to let his board die such a horrible, horrible death. So for now, you can be the resident drool maker. But be warned...the HAWTNESS is out there.... *cues X-files theme*
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    HHH's bachelor party

    Son of a bastard...you stole my post before I had a chance to write it... *shake fist*
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    Tupac? How did he change Rap?

    On a side note, the girl said she had consensual sex with Tupac, he was accused of telling his boys they could hit it and leaving... He was no rapist. And I don't know...I was watching the making of "From Hell" and I wanted to punch one of them.
  8. G vs E was the show Foley was in.
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    Are You Cool?

    Am I cool? Am I COOL? I'm cool as...something that...isn't very warm... wait... I suck at this. Um...Polkeroo is the last great gimmick poster.
  10. He WAS? Must have been the UFC fight they were showing on TV that Crowe went to because I don't remember him at all. Also, Foley did Boy Meets World. Yeah, remember when Crowe jumped in the ring. That was Ken in the backgroud doing his suprise face over and over...and over.
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    Buffy The Vampire Slayer: Season 7

    I think it makes them look like, I don't know, vampires. no buddy, most vampire i've seen look attractive in an esatern european kind of way. Not with giant ass foreheads, that make them look "special." i also find it hilarious that you think that is the number 1 most accepted look for vampires, as if Buffy invented the damn vampire. No, I never said that Buffy invented Vampires or the look. Each Vampire movie has its own rules/looks and I happen to like the Buffyverse rules/look. And I never ever thought they looked 'special', and I don't still. I think they look like a vampire. I think that the main mythos about the Whedon vamps is that they are only the house for the demon to survive from now. They are no longer really human, and that the vampire is the true being. I always saw the vamps as another beast inside the human skin pushing itself out to show its true face. Imagine the "real"vampires from season 7 being little things inside the human and when they vamp out, they swell, disfiguring the humans face.
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    Worst Butchering of a Movie on TV

    I have the movie on DVD and I'm sure he says Motherfucker. But it's not in the beginning of the movie, it's halfway through. He calls them a "mother-bitch". And Micky Ficky has to be the funniest changing of mother fucker on the planet. How the fuck is Micky Ficky a damn insult. And ANY Eddie Murphy movie has the same guy doing the voice over. And you know that scene in Beverly Hills Cop when Eddie says "You have to have a little more soul than that...say it like "I ain't gonna be fallin fo no banana in the tail pipe." The guy does EVERY voice over of Eddie just like his "soulful" voice in that movie. It never even comes close to fitting. ANd if it is a Chris Tucker movie, they just overlay him saying "MAAAAAANN!!!" over any curse word...even if it doesn't fit at all.
  13. RVD was the man in Blood Moon...until the guy with the metal fingers through him out the window...well...actually they threw the worst stunt double EVER out the window but hey...IT'S RVD!!! Ken Shamrock was in Virtuosity...or whatever that Russell Crowe/Denzel Washington movie was called (isn't it disturbing that that movie can say it features 2 Oscar winners...ugh..) and he was in some horrible movie on HBO. He wore a hoodie a lot and was fighting in illegal underground fights. Buff Bagwell was in a Skinemax movie playing a Native American wrestler that killed a guy in the ring...He had a sex scene with Julie Strain that was more disturbing to watch than hot IMO.
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    Who Do You Use?

    Ivy and Maxi. Ivy is the shit because she has range and is a killer in close combat. Maxi...I just love pure speed. I just never stop moving with the guy. Astroth 0wns my face when I fight him with Maxi though, so mostly I stick with Ivy.
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    TSM Hip Hop Hall of Fame

    Scarface OutKast Nas Jay-Z Biggie Tupac Eminem Big Daddy Kane Kool Moe Dee Mc Lyte Salt & Peppa DJ Premier Guru BDP Rakim Roots Mos Def Common ...more to come...
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    If I where making a rap hall of fame

    Yeah, I was...and Don't Rock the Boat. But what really makes them great besides 3 head nodders.
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    The One and Only...

    That made no sense. Eagan or Eco, you are still a pathetic excuse for a poster. You could change your name 10 times and you ignorance would stay the same, so stop trying, you suck. Now with that being siad don't you have some fucking to do...to yourself? Isn't Siad that guy on Oz? shouldn't you be shampooing a crotch? *stop shampooing* Wh...what? I already was....
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    The One and Only...

    IRONY ALERT~! That's not necessarily irony...Otis is SO much a better poster than Johnson.
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    The One and Only...

    That made no sense. Eagan or Eco, you are still a pathetic excuse for a poster. You could change your name 10 times and you ignorance would stay the same, so stop trying, you suck. Now with that being siad don't you have some fucking to do...to yourself? Isn't Siad that guy on Oz?
  20. That outta teach it... Well, at least it's better than dying in the ensuing nuclear winter. I'll show that asteroid. Get my gun. Edit: Hey, this reminds me of my life goal to get a picture of myself pointing a gun at a tornado. I think I need a whole folder of photos of myself threatening natural disasters with a .12 gauge. And that will be the greatest thread ever. Before I die...or get hit by a asteroid...or die from some mysterious STD contracted from having sex with dozens of parnoid hot women...I hope to see that thread come true.
  21. Yeah, but in one scenario you have to have Ben Afleck along for the ride and the other you don't. Now who would you rather have...HMMM.. Of course if you leave out Affleck and leave in Michael Clarke Duncan...I'm with you.
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    A short quiz on Islam

    I guess your english classes weren't the cat's meow either, huh?
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    What do you look like...

    Well...I do have the fro now...I just don't have James Marters cheek bones...
  24. I'll be taking advantage of all of the hot, paranoid women. Hot Lady: O MY GAWD WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE!!! ME: Well...don't you want to take this time to experience the biggest orgy EVA!!! Hot Lady: Well...are you gonna be there.. Me: Hell yeah...me and 20 other hot, paranoid women... Hot Lady: Well, I wouldn't usually do this but you are a sexy bitch and the world is ending... And fun will be had by all. And by fun I mean orgasms...and by all I mean me...and by had I mean...well...I mean for it to be taken in the exact same context that it was taken in the sentence...th..thats all I got.
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