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No, it's just a gorgeous dress. Hundreds of different shades of orange, red, and yellow silk, all blended together in a spiral pattern around my body, off the shoulder, with little gold beads sewn into it. Daddy got it for me a few weeks ago off a New York runway, and there's only one like it in the world. My wife says it makes me look like a 5'8 glass of champagne and the beads look like bubbles rising up and covering my body. It's her favourite dress on or off me, and I always get incredibly lucky whenever I wear it. G'night! I just refuse to wear anything that I will have to murder someone for spilling something on. And if someone spilled wine on that dress, its safe to say that the murder would be justified. I just don't want to be in that position. It does sound like a hot ass dress though.

WHO'S KILLING WHORES!!???!?!? Whores are people too, and I will not stand by while you guys discuss killing them. For SHAME on all of you. *leaves*

That...FUCKER!

Ah yes the "Damn...fuck that, don't hold him back, that was a low blow" fight. I have seen many in my day. I watched a 5'2, MAYBE 110lb girl beat the shit out of this dude for taunting her about her getting raped. A bunch of guys (including myself) were holding her back thinking this big guy would beat the shit out of her, then he said that shit...we all looked at each other and let her go. Just imagine someone hitting a steak with a ball bat and that is what it sounded like when this girl hit him in his jaw. Broke it in 4 places...one puch. The adrenaline must really have been flowing. She basically stomped the guy until we saw he wasn't moving anymore so we pulled her off then. He moved later. THAT has to be embarrassing to get your ass kicked by a short, small, attractive woman.

Or, Eric, it could mean you S-U-C-K at using the GC controller and others don't. All of the controllers are fine basically. Your personal preference will be built around the system that you like the best. And seeing as I am neutral on which system I like the best, I still say GC just because I can play that for long periods of time without any hand pain due to the way it fits in my hand. To each their own. But it is pretty stupid to call someone else a fanboy because they like something you don't like.

It all goes back to my theory that they drug Krispie Kreme Donuts. This kid was simply a victim of withdrawel. He needed his fix.

Where do you work and where do you live? And can a 19 year old work there? Oh you say that now. You would complain after not too long also.

90 percent of the women at my job are WELL endowed. The ratio of men to women here is about 10-1. Now I know you might think this is cool. But when your boss is trying to give you work and her DDD are popping out of her top, or when you want to have a regular conversation in the break room but your man ass eyes start to wander...well. You get the idea. It is very VERY hard to be professional in this place. And I am not talking just some of them are kinda big. I mean, I will put money on about 7-8 of them not being real and are cartoonishly large for their body frames. And this is a very professional business. Its not like something that someone was stripping last week can just fall back on. It was something the first two days, but now, its just disturbing.

S...So the BURNED a bunch of shit because they were against the pollution that SUV's cause. *sigh*

THAT close... *holds thumb and middle finger REALLY close together*

The Roots song on Madden 2004 is better than all the shit they play on MTV. The Roots > Everyone...

Turkeyhill Tea > Johnson

More evidence: Girls Gone Wild. Young white girls looking like drunk idiots for no real reason. SOMEBODY pushes the button and here comes Snoop, with pimp in tow, with metallic, jewel encrusted cup holding the camera. Now all of a sudden the BLACK MAN~! is making these innocent white girls act stupid. The message: Interracial Interaction is BAD...unless you want your daughter showing her boobs. Harmless? White Supremist robot I tells ya....White Supremist Robot.

How much does that equate to in American Monies? About 5 cent.

So...you like repetitive shitty rap. Then you have the nerve to say that hip-hop sucks...sad sad man.

Has it ever dawned on any of you that if the "rock" and "metal" on MTV isn't what real Rock and Metal are about that MAYBE the "hip-hop" thats on MTV isn't really what Hip-hop is about. The "bling-bling" raps that you all so retardedly call hip-hop is about as common and representative of the genre as Limp Bizkit is a great representative of Metal. Remove heads from asses. Remember...Sisqo was the winner of the first "Best Hip-Hop Video" award for Thong Song. ... Reflect on that for a moment... ... Now if this doesn't prove that MTV hasn't got the slightest idea what they are talking about, I would love to hear what would.

My girlfriend was Native American/black. She was light enough to be confused for a white brunette girl. There was this one group of guys that didn't like the idea of race mixing and really, really hated me and everyone that I hung around. One of them in particular shot her 6 times one night. He completely got away with it due to the HUGE amount of credible witnesses he had saying he was at some party in a upperclass neighborhood and alot of the parent were all "Yeah, he was here..blah blah blah". He and a group of his pals were the ones that killed her brother a few years later. He got shot 4 times and stabbed. He also killed about 4 of them so it was alot harder for the denial this time with the friends of his buddies laying around the guy they attacked. The guy was killed a week later by the once again earlier mentioned female friend. And no, its not about being in the "hood" (although it could've been considered that). There was just a freakishly large amount of bad circumstances floating around me and the group of my friends.

Partly the knowledge that someone else (namely the previously mentioned female friend) was going to beat the shit out of her. But I have never felt so much pent up anger as I did when she was inches from my face saying that shit. I LITERALLY was seeing red...I always thought that was just a saying. I can say that after that, nearly nothing really makes me angry anymore because in comparison, what could be worse?

The judge would really help his case if he would stop shouting "The monument is not here for its laws...it is here to acknowledge the ALMIGHTY GAWD!!!" And Marney, that dress had better have had $5,000 dollars sewn into it. $5,800??!!!!?!?! Whataya crazy?

Jesus...I thought my insult would top this, but to have someone directly related to someone involved is just mind-blowing. It's amazing how low some people will stoop. No one's got any respect anymore. Yeah, I mean, SHE kicked her 15 year old twin children out (she kicked out her my girlfriend because she was pregnant and kicked out her brother because he was taking up for her) and not in a, I got pissed, and took them back way, 4 months later she STILL wouldn't even let them come back to the house to see their younger sister. Then when her daughter dies, its my fault and her sons fault for not taking care of her. The shit she said to her son at her own daughters funeral was disgusting. Then when he got killed 2 years later, its STILL my fault. I don't even know why she would show up at the funeral just to tell me and every other friend that this is all our fault. I fucking hate that lady.

"Shit, good thing it did happen because I would hate to see what a child raised by you two would have turned out like." My girlfriends mother a week after her funeral. She got shot and killed when she was 6 months pregnant when we were 15. Never hit a woman, never plan to...but I wanted to kill her. And if I saw her today, I the feeling would probably be the same. On a side note, a female friend of mine did slam her head into the hood of a car outside, so I felt a little better, but that is the most anger I have ever felt without being able to do ANYTHING about it.

I would like to add that if you do look around the board, the last few incarnations of PP has been completely ignored. People don't ignore Johnson because it is fun to argue with him. I am sure that if he is REALLY pissing someone off, they would ignore him. If I get board, I take a shot at him because I have nothing else to do when the work tapers off here. I have never called for ANYONE'S banning. I really don't care enough if they are banned or not. If someone says something that I don't think they should have, 9-10 times I just won't respond. It appears that is what alot of people do. This "You are stupid because you argue with Johnson" stuff is ridiculous. I can talk shit in here and discuss the upcoming Dukes of Hazzard movie with him in the other thread and really REALLY not care either other way. I just think you guys believe people care about internet mocking alot more than they really do.

That's ridiculous, how can their feelings for each other be permissible if expressing that is prohibited? That's a completely two-faced and skewed way of looking at it. Priests aren't supposed to marry. Thus, they can heterosexual but can' They can have tendencies, but as long as they don't ACT on them, they're good. Same with gays in the church. But, dare to state that the problems in Boston were due to homosexual priests and their activities and you get ripped to shreds. -=Mike A Guy that fucks 10 year old boys is no more "gay" than a guy that fucks 10 year old girls is "straight". To try and attribute pedophilia to homosexuality is just plain stupid. I didn't say that all homosexuals were pedophiles. In THIS case, the priests who screw little boys are homosexual AND pedophiles --- just as a priest who screwed little girls would be heterosexual AND pedophile. To claim otherwise is silliness. It's not an attack on homosexuality. It is an attack on pedophiles who happen to be homosexual. Most gay people are not pedophiles. -=Mike No, you didn't say that all priest are homosexuals. But you said the problems in the church were because of homosexual priest. Now when you outlined your way of thinking in your second post, you made it clearer that you don't equate homosexuality and pedophiles in the same group, but you have to see how it could be taken that way in the first post. And I refuse to place pedophiles in the same groups as normal society. Thats like saying a guy that fucks a sheep is straight because the sheep is a girl. Pedphiles are in a group all of thier own there mister.

Jesus...its PP.

See, this is the logic that I never understand. When a REAL troll like PP comes in post bullshit, he is universally ignored. That IS how real trolls are dealt with. People like Johnson (I refuse to put Banky in the same catagory) are morons. We point, laugh and taunt. That is what happens on message boards. If you look around the board, the same posters that we are calling a idiot in this folder, we are having convos with in other threads. No one is really taking this shit serious except the people that post stuff like the above. Guys like Johnson and Stennick, love them or hate them, are great ways to past the time as they are complete morons, you can say something to them and more stupidity will flow if you are in the NHB folder. I really do doubt that anyone is sitting at home, typing hard, and fuming at Johnsons stupidity. How is something like "Heh, I got the webcast and you can get it free....SWERVE~!...NO I DON'T HAVE IT FOR FREE!!! YOU GUYS ARE STUPID!!!!" suppose to be a smart and witty way to get at the posters here? You pretend to be stupid and when people call you stupid you say "NO, I'M REALLY SMART!!". Wow...thats some plan that people are playing us for dopes with. This is the internet. We are either going to have discussions about something or taunt each other. THat is part of it all. Rest assured that every REAL troll and distasteful poster is quickly ignored.