Ripper

Forgot all about Shockmaster... who brings the "b00bs" pictures with him gone.

Well, The media calls MJ the greatest so of course you name him as the guy that the others are better than. Magic Johnson= 5 championships in 11 REAL seasons (he came back for parts of 2 seasons, but we don't count that) and he got them against REAL competition (Name ONE team from the 90's that could fuck with the Pistons, Celtics, Blazers, 84 Rockets, 83 Sixers, shit even the Hawks and Bucks of the 80's) Kareem Abdul Jabbar= All time leading scorer, second all time in blocks, second all time in rebounds, 6 NBA championships. Wilt Chamberlain= What do I even have to say. Michael Jordan= 6 NBA championships in 15 (or 16) NBA seasons 3 against the weakest league ever...Got alot of highlights. Anyone want to tell me why MJ is suppose to be the best besides the media telling you.

I think he just changed his first name from what ever the fuck it is to NeNe. And as for Michael Dickerson, he performed well for the rockets...then when he was traded to the Grizzles it became apparent that the only reason he was good with the rockets was because Barkely and Hakeem were drawing all the defense. He was always a iffy shooter, and that was just shown true in Vancover. Then he started trying to prove that he was just as good as any two in the league and when he would touch the ball, just set up for the rebound. He was going to try and elevate over his man and shoot, or try to go around them...something he had no business doing.

Holy Crap this thread Is still Haiku central, huh Will this ever die?

The Moral of this story...Christan Slater is the man.

OH!! NOW IT GET IT!! He SCRATCHES his head...and then he LEAVES... Okay. I never got that joke until now... You know...its not really that funny.

Stars Gary Shadling, Annette Bening, John Goodman. Yeah, but I'm guessing he was talking about the good one that didn't feature Gary Shandling having sex.

Yeah, the sex doll abuse scene is one of my favorites from the entire real sex series. I didn't see the Sybian one though. And if someone wasn't such a fucking pansy we would have a "The Night me and my wife spent with Nina Hartley" story. We won't name any names though.

They had ultimate trade bait on their hands then.

He was playing major minutes at the beganing of this season, before Manu came back from the bad ankle.

The difference will be if James actually plays the point like Magic did. None of those players really did, to the extent that Magic did. Penny did at first and Lebron IS the starting point so those two are exceptions. And Jalen Rose played like a point his first few years until Larry Bird told him to stop being a bitch and shoot the ball. Someone needs to tell him he can stop now.

It was probably, in the Golden State Orlando thing, Golden State thought the Sixers would take Webber at #2 so they worked out a deal with the Magic to take him off the board (since the Sixers needed a big man at the time) and they would get who they wanted and vice versa. The Carter Jamison thing still makes no sense to me, seeing as they went right behind each other.

I think Steve could still give you 20 a game if he was the focal point of the offense. But he would be PERFECT for the Lakers and would make them dangerous. Of course if he went to the Nuggets he would A: Start over Rodney White and B: be the Vet on the team that could teach those whippa snappas a thing or two.

singlehandedly shoot Boston out of the playoffs. That alone should be worth 10 years.

Man From Audience: Pete...my brother name was Peter :::audience claps::: Ripper: I'm sensing that Peter DIED? Man: Yeah, he did. Ripper: Peter wants you to tell you sucks...eagans last post sucks...does that mean anything to you. Man : YES!! EAGANS last post DID suck. :::Audience claps:::

with what? With that (do not click if faint of heart or sensible)... For the LOVE OF GAWD!!! Give people a better disclaimer than THAT.

*bows* They want me to acknowledge a Pete...or a Peter...p...Pete?

...and is still rocking steady at +465 Chave doesn't have a meter. But if he did, people would look at it and throw nickels out of pitty. Eagan is a fool Does not realise meter is Metaphysical See?

No...chave rocks. he can diss you in Haiku and it would be better than anything you could say in regular talk. Fuck with THAT!!

I remember that the Clippers were saying they were going to draft Antonio Mcdyess, but he said, HELLS NO. They drafted him anyway but traded him a few minutes later...I think...

Yeah, I can't count the times I've been told that I would have been better off if I was dead... ... wait..

I didn't ask you to join. Don't flatter yourself. Well...someone has to flatter me.

Ripper would join...but Ripper is a loner...a man that is much like the wind. he is here, he can cause damage but you never see him. He is like the water. When calm, a beautiful site to behold but when angered can bring forth destruction. Ripper is like the fire...can bring for passion through the seductive light he brings anywhere he goes...or can bring devestating agony to those who think they can touch his greatness. Ripper is like the crazy guy at the bus stop...He sits alone because he talks in 3rd person.

The real song: Last night...Dames got us all banned Doesn't matter, now we're back to posting again. Trying to do something He didn't understand Doesn't matter, now we're back to posting again. A-la la la la la. Couldn't let the Saga be dead. (thats true) Couldn't lose the Cock Shots thread. (That's also true) This is my song of exultant joy I only came to post some trash. Rip off Tenacious D and post some trash. Welcome Banky back and post some trash. Smoke hash, and then we thrash. We'll throw a big ol' bash y'all. And everyone is invited to the bash. And everyone you're all invited to the bash! Come on, Dames, one time, come on'

I like her because she is not only hot but she can actually ACT!!! I almost feel sorry for her having to do low-budget fake fucking flicks...but then she takes her top off and I don't feel so bad anymore. I still say that her and Newman are the only ones that could've made it in legit hollywood. And Kim Dawson has shown some acting chops lately.