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I watched Katt Williams new stand up. that guy is hilarious, but he is still using some jokes from like 2004. Its time for a show of completely new material Katt.

When I heard "the Bulls suspended Joakim Noah," I didn't think they meant THE BULLS suspended Joakim Noah. This whole Bulls thing ended up being a mess awfully fast, didn't it. "Playing with energy"? Not anymore they're not. "Rising stars"? They topped out at what you see here. "Team players"? Luol Deng thinks he's worth more than $15 million a year, and Ben Wallace is a bitchy cunt. "Character guys"? They got their coach fired because he hurt their feelings, Tyrus Thomas is retarded, and Joakim Noah evidently pisses everyone off. Here are my questions: 1) Who's going to take over this thing next year? Who would WANT to? This is a big-time reclamation project here, as they're about to lose Gordon and Deng to free agency, they're trying to unload Thomas for anything they can get, and everyone else is a bench player on any team but this one. There's nothing left here. 2) How much of this implosion can be attributed to the failure to pull the trigger on the Kobe Bryant trade? The Noah thing was probably a good thing long term. But they still have the same problem in the front court. 3 guys that can contribute somethings but overall are black holes of nothingness on the offensive end. two of them (noah and thomas) get lost on offense because they don't know the plays. The other (wallace) knows the plays but is such a bitchy whiney asshole when he doesn't get to shoot the ball that he will demand the ball on the block and precede to put up some ugly, horrible shot, but they keep giving him the ball to stop his bitchy ass from bitching. This team would have been better had Skiles not wanted to get rid of Chandler. they also would have been better if Paxon had traded for Kobe by getting rid of any combination of Gordon, Hinrich, Wallace, Noah, Thomas and draft picks(and you aren't telling me the Lakers wouldn't have taken that deal at the start of the season...Pax just didn't want to get rid of Hirich who no one will take now.) This team is kinda just fucked for a while here. Boylan is playing for his career so he isn't giong to go to the bench and use the guys he should be using (Thabo should be getting more minutes and Aaron Gray could very well be their answer for post scoring, but he doesn't want to trust his job to rookies). When they get a solid coach with a contract that guarentees him a few years and isn't afraid to live through the mistakes of young players, they are going to be right back in suckitude. Bright side? Dwayne Wade is going to want to get traded badly around this time next year.

You could have said that at the beginning of the post and saved me a few minutes. Jay Glazer may be an awful writer, but he's got more scoops than Baskin-Robins. Remember when he got ahold of the tape the Patriots had taken of the Jets sideline earlier this season? Glazer just needs an editor. He lost all my respect when i watched him make up a story between the seasons last year. In the Falcons final game he made a joke about how he should start a pool on if Vick gets "hurt" if the Falcons are losing big. The start of the next year, he was on the Fox pregame saying how he "heard from sources" that none of the Falcons players liked Vick and they had a pool going on if he woudl get "hurt" if they were losing big. So basically either the players just happened to do exactly what he joked about the year before or he was his own source on a completely made up story. After that, I have paid about the same amount of attention to his scoops as I do New York Daily News stories.

I like punk girls too. But she looks like a meth addict. But hey, you answered my question. I guess there is a audience for her.

I can connect but I still can't see any of the tabs. So no demos or downloadable content for right now. Anyone else having this problem?

are there people that actually find ashley attractive? because she is quite hidious honestly. and sickly looking... ripper - saying "fuck you" to capital letters since 2:55 est.

She is the highest ratings getting and probably one of the most over people on the roster and the match would come off as legit with her size. I would buy that PPV just because.

I use cold water and cheap razors. Like a dollar for 10 twin blade razors. Anything else is overkill for me. It should be noted that I can't gro a beard and can only grow some chin stuff and a stashe. But still. all that soaking and lotions and all that shit, fuckit. Cold water, razor and I get no razor bumps, ingrown hairs or razor burn (all really big issues with black dudes).

4-8 weeks sounds like a sprain. I hope he waits until he is fully healed before coming back. A sprained knee is usually what comes before you completely fuck up the knee or ankle on the other leg due to coming back early and trying to compensate.

He didn't say she should win. But yeah, there is no where to go after the match except her as a regular against male wrestler performer. Though honestly, I don't know where they can go with her in the womens division either. I guess its just going to be her and ODB going at it, but they do have alot of talent in the division so no telling where they could go.

I don't need any list to tell me that Timbaland, 50, Busta Rhymes or Dr. Dre are on steroids.

If Jake had never done drugs he would have lived to be 600 years old at least. At this point he will only make it to 110.

Hey, if Jake Roberts is still alive....

It looked kinda bad to me. That side to side movement is usually a ACL tear, and those don't really hurt as bad as people think they do. You can walk, hell, run on those things for a while before the swelling hits it a few hours later and its pure hell then. If he is feeling well today then it is probably a sprain. I hope so. Kid was having a really strong year.

I hope he pisses in your mouth while you sleep. My cat has chewed through 3 xbox live headset cords. It only takes him about one second to snip it in half and he did it 3 times while I was playing. But shit happens.

you know, the only difference between Jamal tinsley and Andre Miller is that Miller knows he isn't a consistant 3 point shooter so he just plain doesn't take them. I feel so sorry for Andre stuck in Philly.

He will get a fine, just like Shaq did(he didn't get suspended i don't believe).

Oh okay. That make sense. So the Hawks and Heat have to replay the final 51.9 seconds of their game because Shaq was given one extra foul. So the Heat have one less loss and the Hawks have one less win... ... you have got to be fucking kidding me.

I think he is odd man out honestly. At the point guard position I think you HAVE to have Williams, Paul and Nash. I just don't see 4 point guards making the team.

East Kidd - I mean, the guy is THIS close to averaging a triple double. under 1 rebound and some change. Wade - this is tough because there isn't anything to really rant about at the 2 guard position in the East. Joe Johnson has sucked ass all year long save a game or two, so I can't put him here. Lebron James - Didn't really need to type anything here. Kevin Garnett - Because he is KG and even though his numbers aren't amazing, he is the leader on a incredible team. Dwight Howard - He is close to 16 rebounds a game last I checked. thats some video game shit. West Steve Nash - I know, I might get called a homer, but his team has a better record, he is shooting ridiculous percentages, his assist numbers are higher than Pauls, although Chris Paul has been absolutely amazing and those steals per game almost made me put him in this spot. Kobe - Because its Kobe. Josh Howard - I would put him in over Dirk right now, although dirk has been taking the leadership back in Dallas. Amare Stoudimire - Has basically the same numbers as Yao only with a higher FG percentage and his team is winning. I think Josh Smith deserves to make the Allstar team this year, but it will be tough at forward with Butler, and Pierce there plus a few others. But if the Hawks can get that 4 spot back, he might get more of a look. King, how can you put Deron Williams ahead of Chris Paul and Steve Nash? I can even almost understand Nash, but Paul too?

I think they could present a problem if Ray Allen doesn't play. Pierce can't cover any of their wings, which would have to keep Tony Allen Rondo and Posey on the court as much as possible. Plus Lamarcus can draw KG out the lane, but besides that, i don't see how Portland will be able to slow them defensively.

I watched "The Ten" the other night. I was entertained. Not great, not horrible, but I got to tell yah, Wynona Ryder did a great fucking job in the "thou shall not steal" part.

I have probably never realized since I used to just post here, but jesus, trying to discuss basketball with some people is so annoying because of all these useless stats that are out there now. All the player X is better because of his +/- or his per 40 minutes or his adjusted FG percentage. What the fuck is all that crap. For example, this guy today was trying to explain that Flip Murray isn't a chucker because he averages a good number of assist per 40 minutes, completely ignoring the fact that Flip Murry is a chucker. Same arguement for Ricky fucking Davis too. Any stat that ignores actual basketball is useless to me. Like, using Per to say a player is better is just completely annoying. And wrong. Fucking boxscore watchers.

I am looking forward to Atlanta/Portland because they match up so well.

They stood for the guy whose idea it was and killed most of the dogs getting 2 months. His career isn't over. he will sign with somewhere that needs some pub. But it is still hiliarous to me because I imagine his lawyers saying "Mike...you going down here...smoke some weed....I gotta plan...." As for Blank. I don't know. I thought he was aiming for a GM first, but who knows. Why doesn't he just hire Mike Singletary who for some reason keeps looking for a job with this team and be done with it. And who would that be? Purnell Peace got 18 months and Quanis Phillips got 21 months. You better believe Vick's high priced lawyers did their homework on the prison system and came up with the plan for Mike. Mike will play again in 2009 I am sure. With guys like JT O'Sullivan and Andrew Walter being in the league, theres a place for Mike. Tony Taylor got 2 months. According to all the documents, and his statements. It was his idea, he was an experienced dog fighter, taught the others about dogs, killed the dogs that didn't perform well...pretty much the whole operation until he and Vick had a falling out. So not only was Vick a fucking dumbass once for agreeing to take part in the whole thing, he then dumbassyly kicked the guy behind the thing out of his house even though he had all this info on him to put him in jail.