Carnival

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HOLY SHIT! Cat in the oven, that could have been a disaster. My sister has run accross a few complications with rationing the food. They bawl at the door to their feeding place(laundry room) all the time. The big grey cat steals food from the smaller one. If they eat too much, their stomachs aren't used to it anymore and they puke. I've always told her that she never should have started the diet, Just always have food in the bowl. That way they only eat when they are hungry. But I'm sure they would pig out for a while, but eventually they should chill out with it. But of course they could just get fatter...I'm no vet obviously. But every person who has cats that i know besides her always has food available for them...and they don't over eat. I think it's a mental thing, if there is always plenty of food, then they won't eat as much cuz they know it will always be there.

I can't wait. And what's with all the cheap card love, you poor motherfucker. Get some cash and buy some nice cards. Just kidding, I was poor, I stole over 50% of my card collection.

haha, awesome. Do you think it's possible that those were things she found lying around the house? Cuz that would be even better. and Happy Birfday

Happy Birthday, Player! I agree, your tournament is better. I love the hilarious match ups. Except for Leena beating me in the finals. She's more likely to beat me off, than beat me. HAR HAR HAR. she wishes.

I think I even deleted it from my computer.

That could get you jumped around here. Cena's Writer wants to "Jump my Bones". Well good news for you, i have no muscle....I'm ALL Bones, BABY!

Besides the outcome of the SD main event, this women's match is the thing I'm most excited for at mania.

Donruss is to Baseball as Pro Set is to Football. Cheap & Ugly.

abowen33 has gained overness from this segment

New Esham album comes out 6/6/06, rumored title "The Fourth Reich". Horrorcore for the win!

I was never a huge a baseball collector, mostly football and basketball. My baseball collecting days are mostly late 80's to early 90's. I must say I always thought those donruss(90/91) were ugly as sin.

I haven't Czech around much lately, he must be taking this loss pretty hard.

A few years ago that "flaming" pic of me in the red bandanna scored me a 9.6. I finally changed it...and the rating sunk like the titanic, right along with my self esteem. then i put it back up to boost the rating....and it only scored like a 7.5, i was like WTF?!?!

Man, I don't wanna get up tomorrow. But it's my 2nd to last day of this 8am bullshit. Then I start working at noon. Which allows me to stay up later cuz I'm a night owl. Today I didn't do shit really, my mom and stepdad were in town, so we picked up my niece from school and went to my sister's house. I tested my digital camera out on her animals. Except for her waste of money, excuse to not have children, horses. I hate horses. Ollie, this cat is very good at staring into people's souls. Trev, this fucker is old, and he once tipped the scales at 28lbs. Slapnuts, my sister actually named him, she doesn't really like wrestling other than The Rock, Austin, and Jeff Jarrett. Yes, I'm serious. Keemo, pussy tore his ACL recently. He's milking that for all it's worth. Sherman, also lovingly reffered to as "Alien Pig" by some. Weirdest dog ever. He sits in that position(2nd pic) and rubs his ass on the carpet....while licking it. sometimes he goes in circles, by swing his head around to gain momentum. It's not that he has worms, he got them once, but he's done that almost all his life, it HAS to be sexual.

haha awesome cats. Great pics all around, JJ looks like a fat Hot Dicky Shoe.

pretty good, I agree. Officespace was good too. Forest Gump was good. No, Let's not bring this up.......

This tournament did end with very little fanfare. The ***** classic between myself and Slayer is a tough act to follow.

pix plz. yes i just asked for pics of your cats. I'm a cat person, I love the little bastards.

I don't rap. I learned that lesson in college. "You motherfuckers could NEVER do it like I could do it Don't even try it, you'll look stupid, do not pursue it" - Eminem He is soooooo right.

No, Lushus only does that over yahoo. He knows damn well that I would serve him in real life.

That's cuz it was the final 3, Czech had a bye.

Isn't his cousin Trademarc?

The cats have been on a diet for years, and they are still fat as hell. This cat Ollie, stares at my sister all the time. My sister freaks out and yells at her cuz she hates it. One time, Ollie was staring at her like usual, my sister is laying on the couch yelling and throwing things at her, like pillows. The cat continues to stare. My sister gets up and starts to walk over there, and stubs her toe on the coffee table and breaks it. As she lays on the ground in pain, the cat continues to stare. Personally I think it was intentional. Cats are evil most of the time.

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