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Jordan already said 100% no. Not 99.9% like he did in 98 and then come back to fuck the Wizards over. MJ isn't coming back. Hopefully.

You should try clickwrestle.com They have a Mutoh music video (along with other great puro stars and matches set to music) that is great.

Hash's strengths are his fire and his ability to make a match look like a fight. Yeah, he wasn't the most agile guy on the roster, but he hit hard and had an intensity that could be felt through his work. He was really good at making matches look like they were breaking out into shoots and he conveys anger as well as anyone in the industry. He is an aquired taste though. I'd suggest watching more NJ heavies work and slowly ease yourself into Hashimoto matches. You may end up liking him or hating him.

Promo from DA regarding his return and "possible" confrontation from Cappa.

With the last pick in the third round, Team 2004 selects, G Gary Payton With the first pick of the fourth round, Team 2004 selects, C Jamaal Magloire

I figure with tommorrow being a big day and with the whole country actually giving a shit about what's going on inside of Sacramento this side of a Laker game, I figure we should have a OAO. I believe Schwartzeneggar is ahead, but not by much. Can't say where I'll vote (since there are about 5000 choices) but I know I won't lend my hand to Arnie or Cruz Bustamente. I may even vote no on the recall. At this point, if Larry Flynt gave me a stirring speech, he may get my vote. I do know that while this recall business was viewed as a circus at first and is now being taken seriously somewhat, the real circus will begin after the recall is over. Trust me on this one.

Amen brother Damaramu. Amen. Bischoff lifted the idea of a promotion (in this case the defunct UWF-i) declaring war on another (in this case, New Japan). It was much better executed in Japan where they were able to sell out 3 consecutive Tokyo Dome shows based around the matchups of UWF-i vs New Japan. Plus the 3 shows were within 8 months of each other. That is white hot. Especially considering that the market in Japan is limited to only running a few big cities. The fans liked the storyline so much they came out in droves to see it. WCW did ok with it for awhile, but WWE completely and disgustingly dropped the ball with their so called "invasion" angle.

That's the weird thing about tomatoes. I like processed version of tomatoes like ketchup, tomato sauce, and not so chunky versions of salsa. But the taste of actual tomatoes makes me want to vomit blood.

Fuck.

This is HHH's way of keeping his character alive on tv while he is away. He is one smart motherfucker, I'll give him that. He's about two more political moves from Hogan-like status.

They could've used any number of actual roster members. Who cares is Kane fucks up Shane "I'm here because of my daddy" McMahon? The reason Shane was wrong for the job of putting over Kane is because he is a McMahon. No one is going to give a shit if Kane paralyzes the son of the owner. Plus Shane had no intention of putting Kane over in this feud, or else he would've already given him something. To date, Shane has given Kane nothing in their feud unless you count the hospital beatdown where Kane poured blood on to Shane instead of Kane opening up Shane. Then Shane almost literally "murders" Kane.I know fans are supposed to get behind a smart babyface, but when the heel can't physically put the face in any peril and always gets outsmarted, then no one is going to care about the feud, period. My point is Shane is the wrong man for the job of putting Kane over because he had no intention of doing it and in the process, is hurting Kane's character. And don't give me the writing excuse. He has just as much sway and influence as his sister does and he is controlling the booking of this horrible program.

IMO, the bigger question should be why do we have a "Classic" threads folder? Seriously, who gives a shit if a topic started about one thing turned into something funny. I know I don't go back and read about shit from the past. I know if a Newbie were to go there and attempt to read half the content on some of these so called classic threads, they'd wonder if this was a board for retards. I think if anything, the Buffy thread at least has coherent discussion (most of it) that is long and spans a long time about a subject. Even still, why keep posts from 6 months or later? Even if a thread turned funny to you, I don't see the reason for keeping a folder about crap that seemed funny to a limited number of people. There was an argument that the Buffy thread was a circle jerk for 10-12 posters. Well, a lot of the topics in "classics" folder are a bunch of nonsense from 10-25 different posters. So what? It's a waste of bandwidth if you ask me. If you really need to hold on to the memory of the gnome thread really badly, you need help.

:: DA looks at unemployed self in the mirror :: Then hook a brutha up with a job, fool!!

The whole Shane/attempted murder bit was fucking retarded. No entertainment value whatsoever. I bet (and hope) that it was a channel changing segment. I am embarassed to be a wrestling fan after watching that. Not because it was attempted murder, but because it was stupid. No one believes it for a second on top of Shane gets one over on Kane, AGAIN! (that one was for Ripper, who insisted that Shane was the "perfect" guy to put Kane over)

Do Jessica's reps watch the show? I know the show gives here exposure, but to me it's bad exposure. She's a spoiled (and gladly admits it) and dumb as shit. These are the kind of things that make me not want to buy or listen to her stuff. Plus when she recorded Sweetest Sin, she sounded awful and then bitched because they wanted her to re-record. They should have asked her to re-record. The record company couldn't sell that shit. I forgave her for not knowing that Chicken of the Sea was tuna, but when she thought that Buffalo wings were made from Buffalo, that ended it for me right there. DUMBEST WOMAN ON TELEVISION!! Anna Nicole, you'd better thank Jessica Simpson. She just took your crown for MOST ANNOYING PERSON ON TV, EVER!!

I'm going with the Bucs to win to the tune of 20-14. I really am interested in seeing which game will do better in the ratings. I know for sure the Sox/A's game will win that battle back East. The rest of the country I'm not so sure about.

Offer me up something then.

Raw will slip to the low 3's or high 2's because of Game five of Sox vs A's and the possible Super Bowl preview of Colts vs Bucs. Fuck Raw.

Crack... uh, I mean Zack Malibu.

Alkeiper took a chance taking Malone this early. The only way that pick pans out is if Kobe gets convicted or one of the other superstars (Payton, Shaq) gets siginificantly injured. Of the Hall of Fame 4, I'd say Malone would take the biggest hit in numbers. However he is a safer pick for a PF, considering a lot of the PF's are going to be drafted on potential. (Stoudamire, Randolph)

School of Rock was awesome. Definitely a good flick for any occasion be it a date, hanging with friends, whatever. Just a great movie. Definitely better than the overrated Rundown.

The Redskins recievers played like ass, so I am looking at a loss. I am fucked this upcoming week because the Vik's have the bye and I have NO QB. However, Culpepper comes back after the bye. Whoo hoo!

I just left the sports bar with huge heartbreak. At least we are putting up a fight in our losses. I just wish we could have a decisive win for once. The snap count/false start problem needs to be corrected RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!! I don't give us much of a chance against the Bucs next week. Add to that Dallas is a different team and how we still get to look forward to playing them twice, along with games against the Dolphins, Bills, Carolina, Giants, and Eagles again and I think 9-7 would be a gift from above. I am a Redskin fan and I will admit we aren't as good as 3-2 says we are.

Sorry lightning, I know my shit. Also, apologies for not being here sooner. I was at the sports bar watching my Redskins lose a barn burner.

With the 16th selection of the draft, Team 2004 selects Steve Francis With the 17th pick and first pick of the second round, Team 2004 selects Elton Brand