Dangerous A

Caked up means to be feeling the effects of drugs, so it could be coke if you want it to be.

Russell Simmons

Last I checked, I was pretty fucking cool.

I got into it a week and a half ago with some posters about how Shane is a spotlight hog with the whole Kane thing. Then last week it appeared Shane was put out and RVD was in for the match with Kane at Summerslam. It looked like Shane took himself out of storylines to sell the tombstone on the steps. Lo and behold that wasn't happening because Shane is a badass mofo'in McMahon and them there McMahons cannot look weak in any way shape or form. He's hurt, but not hurt enough that he is going to wrestle Bischoff at Summerslam. Why is Shane wrestling Bischoff at Summerslam? The only reason I can think of is to stroke that ego cock all McMahons seem to have with the exception of Linda. There is no reason whatsoever that Shane should be on this ppv with a match. Plus it's Bischoff. Now I know Shane isn't taking a big bump cause there is no way in hell Shane is selling for the former competition's boss. Steph got shit for booking herself in a match on ppv last month and it was well deserved. This is no exception. There is literally no reason that this match should take place. It is taking a potential match and ppv payday away from some other wrestlers and I feel it's wrong. Sure, hardly anyone on the Raw roster is over enough to warrant a ppv spot, but I feel it's wrong that Shane and Eric should take that payday from the guys who go out on the road every week and bust their ass for little money being that house show business has been in the shitter. Rant over.

I am gettin hitched this sunday and won't be back on the board until end of August/Early september. Just wanted to say thanks to everyone who's congradulated me and I wish the best for you all. This isn't goodbye for good. Just for a bit.

I am off on my leave of abscence. I sincerley hope that Zack and Banky can pull it together because I think ME is just the beginning. I can see threats from Eagan and IDRM coming. They may even join ME or something to form a supergroup. For the record, I am nominating cobainwasmurdered as a 4th guru. We need people like him to ward off threats to BI. Remember, we don't need numbers in our favor. We need kick ass, take no names posters. 4 super post whores is greater than 15 mediocre ones. Please keep this ship afloat. I will return. I hope to find the ship in the same shape, if not better. Cause if not, NHB will see me come back to haunt BI's enemies like they've never been haunted before. For my comrades at BI, hold the fort down and don't let petty fighting come between you. For my enemies, your day of reckoning will come soon enough!!! :: Dangerous A leaves the building on his leave of abscence ::

Quit thinking about sausages, dammit! You're not in IDRM's clique, are you? Didn't think so.

Fight it, New Me. Fight!!

Dammit! Banky, approve the cwm elevation. NOW! We are being infiltrated and we're losing members. Plus, I'm outta here in about 10 minutes. Approve CWM!!!

Oh my goodness!! GET THE FUCK OUT!!

Tell 'em, Zsasz!

Good. Now approve of the cwm elevation and get to the ME thread. We've got a war to fight!!

Get 'em Zsasz! That's 00 in the house, beeyatches!!

Kanyon deserves more than Velocity. Unfortunately, I don't think he's ever going to be a factor from here on out. Not while he still works for Vince and Co. They will never elevate him. EVER.

We need to chill and make calm and rational decisions here. We've got Ripper coming in and out of this thread, cappin on us. ME now has him and that haiku writing piece of shit, Chave. The ME thread is now 2 pages long and growing. Who knows if Eagan or IDRM is going to get something going. I am gone after today and won't be back for weeks. Think about the future. I have and I think our best move is to elevate cwm, now. Thanks for your support, Zack. Nice to see someone thinking about the future. We need our "leader" to get off of his "I hate Bob Barron" fit and instead of throwing hate towards his top friends here, throw it at ME and Co. :: waits for Banky to calm the fuck down ::

Kanyon has gotten over because of his work on the mic and in ring. However he has never been a draw. In that aspect, he has not been over. If you're talking about over in a midcard, get people to cheer for/against you, then yes, he was over. But he's never going to be a draw as Mortis or Kanyon.

Again, chill pill. Take it. Now.

I'm already there with you on the Mortis bit. I don't think he'll come here. It's not his game. You still need to hear me out though.

Banky's got a point. "Who's bettah than Kanyon" was over some, but that was when WCW was drawing flies to their shows. Hardly any of those fans are still around, like, or care about that gimmick.

Kanyon is deader than dead. Even if he was pushed, he won't draw because he's been killed. Marks percieve him as a bitch. I am just not sure Mortis is the answer either.

Look, Zack is on the up and up. You need to look at the big picuture. Look at the ME thread. It's got momentum. Take an E pill or something. Then come back and shout at me.

I am not liking the attention this thread is getting. Banky, you need to get to BI 69 and listen to some reason, dammit!

Banky, you need to step out of the anger box and listen to some reason. I will not be here for awhile. BI needs this, IMO. Or are you going to step up to become superman for not one, but two gurus being gone. All the while Enemies are popping up plotting our demise. Think first Bankster. This is your Consigliere speaking to you.

Dammit!

I think I fucked the avatar last night. Hope you like sloppy seconds.