Dangerous A

Scooby Snack. I think it contains Midori, Rum, Pineapple juice, half and half, and something else. They are dangerous cause you taste nothing but fruit juices. A foo foo drink, but a tasty one.

Lazer Tron. Hearing Schiavone and Crockett try to put this thing over as something serious was just lame as hell.

Fuck yes!! Way overrated. I didn't think much of it as a child and thought it was worse when I viewed it some 2 years ago again. This movie gets way too much love just because Spielberg's name is attached to it. Go ahead and add Batman and any movie Steve Martin has ever been in as overrated. (the Steve Martin thing is more personal than factual cause I can't stand his guts)

I didn't see that Yasuda lied down. I just saw that Shibata had beaten him so quickly. How lame. This is G-1. What a ripoff. After tabulating some, I think Tenzan has to win his remaining 3 matches and will probrably have to wrestle a playoff with someone else to reach the final four. That is if he's even booked to go all the way.

After day 2, looks like a ton of parity going on. I don't see anyone breaking away until sometime after day 5. Nakanishi starting off 2-0 is obvious damage control because of the K-1 incident. Tenzan pretty much has to win all the rest of his matches in the block or else. The new look isn't working! Nakamura getting beat by Yutaka "assfest" Yoshie was disappointing. Weird that they would book Yasuda to go over Tak on Day one only to lose to Shibata in dominating fashion the next day. I like that since I like Shibata while I loathe Yasuda's wrestling existence.

Methinks Not!!!!

Great show! Can't wait for the November show. Fedor vs Goodridge: Domination by Fedor. For all the talk about Sak hanging it up, I think Goodridge needs to reevaluate why he still fights because it's obvious that he can't hang with any of the newer generation guys. Lidell vs Overeem was pretty good. I think Lidell was a bit frustrated in the first minute because of Overeem's reach but once Lidell got inside, it was lights out. Jackson vs Bustamente was telling in a way. I think Jackson was a bit humbled by this. He seemed to be a little more respectful throughout the night. (with the exception of Silva) I think Jackson looked mortal tonight and was lucky to have gotten out with a win. Ricco was robbed. What's new? There isn't anything I can say about this that hasn't already been said. If the criteria was who went for the most stuff, then there is an argument that Nog won. However Ricco took Nog down everytime he wanted and seemed more in control of the fight (perhaps because he had a 50 ib. weight advantage) and was usually on top in the guard. Nog did go for more submissions though. Mirko Cro Cop 0wns your fucking face!!! Damn he's dominant right now. However don't let the smooth taste fool you. Igor was outclassed and out matched. Mirko hasn't fought a top guy at the top of his game except Silva, which ended in a draw. However I will acknowledge that Cro Cop is on fire and if that sweeping kick connects, I don't care who you are, you're getting knocked the fuck out. Tamura vs Yoshida was a very good fight. I was with some people who are versed in jiu jitsu and judo and they commented that Yoshida wants to get Tamura on the ground so he could lock in a submission. Lo and behold, that's what happened. While the takedown wasn't vicious, the gi choke was textbook. I don't know what to make of the injury. I feel for Yoshida cause he's in trouble against the other 3 GP contestents that are left. Sakuraba vs Silva. Man. Silva looked like a fucking animal. The thing about Silva is how quick he recovers from attempted takedowns. He recovers so quickly and starts "throwing bombs" (ode to Quadros) Just a dominating performance. As for the new announcer, he was acceptable. With some more experience, he could actually become a very good announcer. I still wonder if Quadros would've added to the show or not. But this new guy is acceptable with an upside about him. Just needs to cut out the goofy voices shit. A fun show overall. BTW, NoCalMike, you owe me $10.00 for the show, ass.

Cool. Cool. I'm outtie now. But stay on alert cause if the other 3 gurus come callin, remember it's team thing.

30. Scenario- ATCQ

I said I needed my slippers, didnt' I?

It's cool AM. Everything's good. justsoyouknow, that is up to AM. He is only obligated to get the 4 gurus whatever they want. You see, right now we have AM running around doing errand boy shit. It seems really demeaning and not cool. But when the time comes and we come a callin, he'll be released from errand boy shit and move on to more serious business like poster assassination. AM is paying dues like a soldier and soon enough, someone is going to be getting him a slurpee. Until then though, he needs to fetch my slippers cause my dawgs are barking!

Very well then. AM, get me a coke slushee with rum from Chevron, pronto.

Would rum work better, cwm?

Make that two. And I want vodka in mine.

:: hands Tiff glass of Cristal :: What's going on, girl? Bet you didn't think we'd all be back, eh?

BI's moll is in the muthafuckin hizzouse!!!

Post.Of.The.Day.

Retired and living in Tijuana as a Mexican soap star. She said she might come up for a visit soon though. That's cool. I just wanted an update since I haven't seen her since the launch of v. 69.

What tha fuck it this shit!! This is definitely not true. Dames is right. Zsasz may indeed have a death wish. And for the other 4 gurus, where the hell is Tiff?!?!

New Me is all over it. Now apologize for your defiling of the cookie tray!!

True, if you look at every facet music, you'll find untalented fucks who are making albums left and right. I feel Cena needs to be working on his in ring ability instead of his mic skills as an MC. I'm not sure if Cena knows it, but he's only a half notch better than Randy Orton in the ring and that means he sucks balls. Stop making albums and start working on how to have a match that is better than **'s.

Got it. Well, if too many sick days are taken by the Transgender Siamese Twin midgets then they'll have to be fired and other Transgender Siamese Twin midgets will have to be hired. No affirmative action here. Just hire the best Transgender Siamese Twin midgets for the job and you should have no problem. There are plenty of them in the world so I see no problem.

Dammit Zack, you're making me think while I'm posting in NHB!!

The guy sucks at rapping. He's mediocre with a sprinkling of average in there. I am a big hip hop fan and I don't see a Cena album being nothing but trash. Am I doing some preemptive bitching before I've heard any of the songs? Yeah. But most of the content on this board is preemptive bitching of some kind anyways. He's got a fanbase. Great. More power to him. I am not hating on WWE trying to cash in. However, I am hating on their music dept trying to butcher hip hop by putting out a mediocre rapper out there with some whack ass beats. And I've heard WWE's music dept and they suck. Cena's entrance music sucks. John Cena is disrespecting hip hop because he's not a rapper. He's a wrestler. As a rapper, he sucks. I'll just wait for his album to flop and then laugh at another failed WWE music project. And trust me, it'll fail.

Easy, 2 heads are better than 1. And New Me just ruined a perfectly good cookie tray.