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I still can't believe they turned Eddy Guererro's widow into one of the hottest heels in the company. Wrestling is so screwed up.

So why is Cherry still employed? Is it just me, or is she completely useless? This is pretty funny, for a dark match spot.

Personally, I think watching Uggla fail is pretty entertaining.

Bud Selig looks more and more like a dessicated corpse.

How did Life cost 80 million? Yikes.

I'm totally watching Mamma Mia. I have a feeling it's going to make 200 million this weekend.

You can't seriously believe that, can you? There's only ever been one weekend where all the top 12 COMBINED made over $200 million. Dark Knight is going to make $300 million this weekend (e5)

Let's see if we can lose by less than 70 points.

1) Avalanche ("We did it, all thanks to teamwork!", "Yeah *my* teamwork") 2) Itchy and Scratchy Land 3) Cape Feare 4) Lemon Tree 5) Homer Goes to College 6) Kamp Krusty 7) Lisa The Beauty Queen I could watch all of the above a million times. Homer at Bat, Scorpio, and Stonecutters are all great eps too.

Eh Damien is alright, but I don't think he'll be recieved well by WWE's crowd. Essa Rios will probably get the Super Crazy treatment, but worse. If WWE really wanted to get the latin base they should bring in LA Park (real La Parka) and push Super Crazy. This is true. Everyone loves La Parka.

People, people, relax. Let's just go back to talking about who Michelle McCool is sleeping with.

There is something seriously wrong when your punter has multiple tackles in a season. What's going on with our special teams?

They could with that top six: Prospal-Lecav-St Louis Rolston-Stamkos-Malone And it's not like their bottom 6 is total garbage either...Halpern, Jokinen, and Oullet are solid players. Tampa looks pretty impressive to me, despite their terrible coach.

I haven't seen Smackdown forever, watching a replay now. Did Foley really just make a Vasily Zaitsev reference? Does he pull out obscure Soviet sniper references often?

Ugh, I hate the combined history/bookmarks. I usually don't bookmark my usual sites, I would just start typing the url and Firefox would autocomplete. Now I have to type out the entire url...this is wasting valuable seconds. Boo Firefox 3.0.

Any spots open?

The crazy thing is, our punter got a pancake on that play. Go figure. We win by 6, so that TD iced it for us. Great play on special teams.

I think our cornerback depth is a bit of an issue. Right now our top corner is inactive, and our fourth corner is a level 8 CPU. We should consider signing one of the many FA CB out there, to shore things up and dump that CPU. If no one has time, let me have some GM privileges...I'd love to try and sign people to shore up depth.

Stick with Luongo and invest in a mobile defense. For instance, yooouuuurrr Boston Bruins starting six: Zdeno Chara-Braydon Coburn Shawn Belle-Jonathan Sigalet Trevor Daley-Luc Bourdon All six are guys who move well, hit well and block a ton of shots. I play the "Protect Net" style of defense where the defense collapses to the front of the net, routinely blocks shots and hits everyone who comes in the zone by himself. You're ok with having a dead guy on your defense?

The best part about Raw was Umaga getting a face reaction for killing Cody Rhodes, then JR trying to play it off as respect for the Rock's grandfather or whatever. Good ol Umaga.

Why hasn't anyone picked M*A*S*H yet. Seriously, Battlestar Galactica and Married With Children over M*A*S*H??? That's nuts.

I only watched the last fight, but that cop was far more interesting than Faber. She towered over that dude too.

Gus Johnson is always awesome. I was pretty happy to see him calling the show, as he's one of my favorite announcers. Nice choice by CBS.