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I dunno who is dumber. The mother for being such an idiot. Or the hot daughter for letting her idiot mother drive. Or the dumb pink big titty chicks for following them.

The Hippies and the Old Folk. That is so fucking AWESOME. They might be my favourite reality folk. Even more than Boston Rob. "You are the best. And beautiful too"

She did not say shoot there.

Paula is guaranteed to be pilled up. That's without question. I think she was a bit on the drunk side given her constant dancing and moving around.

*Run run run* *Puff puff puff* Alright, let's get this goin.

Bottom 3: Lisa, Bucky... um... Paris. Either Bucky or Lisa are goin. They put Ace on last, they did the thing with the kid, they kept him in peoples minds and the judges reinforced it, so he'll be getting the votes this week. Paris was sorta slotted in the middle there and was kinda forgettable. Taylor came SO close to headbutting Lisa there. Goddamn that would have been some television.

Bucky was much worse than Ace. But Ace has been taking squinting lessons. Someone must've told him he looked insane when he was tryin to do the puppy dog act.

Is he pullin some Scott Stapp Jesus arm movement there? "I prayayayayayyay" They gave him the wrap around camera?? Oh C'MON!

They are really trying to push Ace to the final 6 with that kid stuff.

Shit. That blank look on Picklers face might just be the moment of the night. Damn, and that hand in the pocket deal was so perfect. "LOOK AT THE PICKLE!" Ah, welcome back indeed.

That yellow number would be better without the pants. Or anything under it, really. The belt is like something out of Conan The Barbarian. Ah fuck it, it can stay. Randy was totally checkin our her ass there. Good work.

I thought that was one of the best performances of the night, and probably my favourite. It started off a lil iffy, but he picked it up quickly. I enjoyed that a lot. Simon and Paula are going to slug it out sometime this season. My money is on Paula. I'm sure she's doped up enough not to feel pain.

Elliott has to be the scummiest performer they've had and it's great that they are playing it up with his stylin.

Ok, that was, by far, the greatest Simon critique ever. Ridiculously backhanded.

THE HAND IN THE POCKET. Highlight of the Night.

I don't have anything to say other than I don't have anything to say about that performance. I couldn't be more indifferent about this girl.

That was, like, just there. He spent more time on dancing around than on singing the song. In this competition where you have Mandisa starting things off just beltin it out, you gotta be more memorable -vocally- than that. I thought the arrangement and the band was pretty bad too. Not very exciting.

The old guy holding the McPheever sign with this dirty smile on his face... priceless.

She's clearly drunk. Clearly.

Come rain or come shine, I'll be comin none the less.

Excuse me for a sec.

Paula, or someone like Paula, is a necessary evil. There has to be the silver lining. Someone pointing out the positives. It can't all be negative criticism. If everyone were like Simon, then it wouldn't be fun when Simon sez something we all pop for.

Chris likes fucking Rob Thomas. The dude is about as real as... I dunno... every body part Paula Abdul has.

Well that was pretty darn good. The ending was tremendous, the first part had me goin "Hey, what ever happened to Live?" Isn't this what the dude did on that INXS show? Continually change the song and adapt it for himself?

"Chris. The Rocker" fucking hell.