RavishingRickRudo

No, I believe his last few didn't get many replies so he took his ball and went home. Home being www.deathvalleydriver.com and their fine messageboard.

Whoops. Anyways... What if Hogan kills Flair, but at the same time, Flair kills Hogan... ARE YOU STILL A FAN THEN??!

DAMN YOOOOU! INCUR MY WRATH! RRR + Photoshop + Host Site = YOUR PAIN!

I will now direct everyone's attention to the new UFC 46 pic in the first post

Don Bruno makes a deal with Don Killer. Vince McMahon wakes up with an ear in his bed. I had the perfect idea for Rhyno and Morgan standing in the corner while Brock was beating up Cena - Morgan does the "you can't see me" thing, and Rhyno ACTS LIKE HE CAN'T SEE HIM. Albert and Spike will be the new SUPERFACETEAM if Spike moves to Smackdown. Just think of it, A-train and Railway Spike - it's PERFECT. Spike plays Morton and Albert has the offense to work the hot tag. Cena and Benoit make for a pretty good team (though Cena's hot tag offense bites the big one - Benoit should get that duty, he rolls through folk), it's a shame they'll probably be broken up soon. Orlando Jordan and Shannon Moore actually made for a swank team on Velocity a couple of weeks ago - Ultimo Dragon and Paul London would be an interesting combo to try out. There are 3 face teams they could add to the division; of course, they'd have to be given a tag name and tag finishers to be a true tag team. A-train and Railway Spike can be called The New England Express, Moore and Jordan can be Morlando (or, WILDFIRE), and Ultimo and Paul can be called The Dragonfly's. Yang and Sakoda actually hit each other though, that was my problem. They didn't go _as_far_ as Steiner and Test did, but I still think they went too far. It was nicely booked, as it didn't make them look too weak, but it was very predictable in how it was arranged. Olympico GOLD with his new team Angle Silver and Bronze is good, but the mini is named OLYMPICITO (capital letters are a must). It's the new Team Angle - or as the Rudo stable - Los Buenos Individuos. And tassles are a must. ALBERTO is gold; he needs to grow a lil bit of hair on his head - it doesn't have to be a lot, just enough to see.

Shit, when Rhyno had the headlock on Cena and didn't work it for 5 minutes, I drew a big sigh of relief. He out-spinebustered Brock as well. Don't be hatin on The Bull - I love their Leg Drop/Back Breaker combo and they should get pushed because of it. Stupid WWE Tag Division. The FBI gimmick has so much potential and can kinda sorta fit into wrestling. Of course, The Cartel would eventually get mixed up in the FBI's affairs and The General Chavo Sr. will royally fuck the FBI up with his OLD SCHOOL thuggary. The FBI, then, brings in Don Bruno for help. The only thing I was annoyed at for the 3 Way (which, imo, people -including Jhawk- underrated), was that Yang and Sakoda started fighting each other - which was done on Monday with Steiner and Test. I would have preferred them just pulling each other off the pin, but refrain from attacking. Like the FBI, Kyo Dai (are they still called that??) has been underused in terms of reaching its gimmick potential. Kurt will become OLYMPICO when he turns into a Rudo, GOTTITT?! Why is Morgan on Smackdown? I just don't get it. Big Show makes his only novelty (size) look meaningless. Oh, and Morgans official title is "YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!"-man. Does he do (or say?) anything else??? And beardless Albert scares me. Ain't no way he can be the Gringo Bodyguard for The General with that look.

They need to keep Chavo Sr. He's the best thing on TV. So stylin. They are Los Guerreros Cartel ( LOTC). They could build that up where Chavo Sr. is The General, Chavo is his crazy son, they can bring in Juvi who moves the drugs (but takes some for himself), and Albert can be their Gringo Bodyguard. I hate Kurt Angle's character. I hate his promos. I couldn't stand it; I was hypnotized by his head movement and nothing he says interests me. Don't credit them with Continuity if the announcers don't pick up on it and it's not played up in the storyline. Knoble and Nunzio are no longer related; especially if Knoble had to *pay* Nunzio, rather than Nunzio taking care of family. Chuck Palumbo and Bradshaw got my UBER-worker award(s). Chuck was stiffing Rey with those kicks and Bradshaw's lariat was sweeeeet. UBERWORKERS! Ok, here is my message to anyone who goes to Live Events - CHANT "PUMP" WHEN CENA IS IN THE RING! That's, next to General Guerrrero, is the best thing on Smackdown (it should be noted that everytime I see Benoit wrestle I cry at the possibility of him going to RAW, thus taking him off the list). So chant pump, and then -maybe- Cena will take a moment to pump his shoes. They really need to work that into the psychology of the match - have Cena slow down and need to pump up, and once he does he moves faster, so his opponent must try and deflate his shoes, and once they do he slows down. Why Can't Paul Heyman ever "win"? Would it hurt Vince too much if they could actually build him up as a powerful GM??? God I hate when Big Show takes out two guys (did it with Angle/Brock as well) as the WWE's lame attempt to get him over. How can he be the odds-on-favourite if he hasn't won a rumble before??? Cole saying "How can someone pick up the big show and throw him over the top" when KANE specifically did it, and Brock can F-5 him at will, and Cena can F-U him, and Angle can Angle slam him, is the sorta thing which kills credibility. Speaking of which, Heel Tazz sucks. Finlay and ACE coming out was fucking deadly. Finlay taking down Hardcore hardcare was fucking EBOLA.

I am kinda pissed that they just let Eve go.

That was GREAT. She kept trying and trying and trying and just didn't get it. Yes, they'll see the 7th time you sing that you're actually really good.

1. I can't believe no one mentioned THE BEAR!!!!!!!!! That was some awesome. 2. Spike mocking the girl was awesome. 3. The dreams were awesome - everyone was just so happy. Fred operating on Angel was sooooo much fun. Lorne with a 'stache and Gunn with the panther eyes was really cool. 4. This episode was awesome. I'd put it "up there" in the best of the season. But I couldn't help but get a Star Trek feel from it... not a bad thing, mind you. 5. Fred didn't look as hot as she did in the last epy, though. 6. Gunn keeps stealing the fucking show - "ooh, let me hear"~! 7. Fuck, I hate watching on a different-channel-than-the-WB, I DIDN'T GET TO SEE ANDREW!!! 8. The Armageddon sequence and the following magical castle was great.

...Well, he's insane. He can get away with saying one thing and doing exactly the opposite.

Man, that was a whole lot of suck and a whole lot of ass. "... and I... can't help... farring in love, with you" = AWESOME!!! Ok, was the really fat black person a dude or a chick? Seriously - I was having problems there. Scary. Paula hating on the Christina/Mandy Moore hybrid was HIGHLOARIOUS. "She's annoying" she said, off-screen. I'm with Yuna here (god I feel dirty for saying that), what's up with all the gay *shudders* "b...buh....bbbbuuuuhhh....boooi's?" Seriously, they should call it American Gaydol. RRR: Comic Genious.

Jasmine was *a* power-that-be, wasn't she?

That guy was my fucking Hero. For a second, I thought Spike Jonez was auditioning

It is said that JR gives Meltzer info. Not all of it, but that would explain why Dave never bashes JR - despite JR being a horrible announcer.

It's a beautiful sight... ... in it's vast, sublime, horror.

I'd like to see a tag team of internet-related wrestlers. The Parasites The webMASTER - leader of the Parasites. He dastardly tries to bring down the WWE by spreading anti-WWE propoganda. Real name: Dan Miller The Insider - he tips off opponents about the next moves that the group will make... but get this, sometimes HE LIES and TRICKs them. Real Name: Will Koller They are accompanied to the ring by a legion of skinny 12 year and fat 35 year olds who -when trying to do a run in- get too tired and have to take a puff on their inhailers.

Man, I liked Clay. He came out, was a total nerd, and sang Journey. ... then he changed and stop signing the sweet sounds of Steve Perry and sold out to the MAN.

The internet wrestling fans aren't real fans anyways. It's not like they buy PPV's, merch or DVD's...

Does anyone think that Flashdance hired her "friend" as a choreographer and singing coach (and personal trainer)? Cause if I had a friend who sucked at singing and wanted to go on AI - I would tell'em straight up "you suck" and save them the trouble... because that's what real friends do. Flashdance's friend more seemed like someone who was there for money and was moreso a "yes" (wo)man than anything. The "well, you can hire people to change my voice and..." was particularly brilliant. "Oh baby, I can turn you from a caterpiller into a beautiful butterfly" "Really?" "Oh yeah... for the right cost" "Oh, I'll pay, I just wanna be on TV and make a lot of money" "You will baby, you will" *after audition* "I can't believe what happen, where did it all go wrong?" They're fools, baby, fools. You have talent, I see it, I know it, you're going to be a big star someday and make tons of money... speaking of which, your last check bounced...." "I know, I know... oh... I'll ask my parents to wire me more money" "Baby, say that with conviction! You're strong!"

MENJIVAR OUR...CURRAN IN TO FACE SERRA It just goes to show, that if you are a fighter, you might want to stay in shape, just in case the UFC calls at the last minute. As we reported yesterday on the Soundoff Forum, MMAWeekly.com has learned that Matt Serra has gone through FIVE OPPONENTS now that Ivan Menjivar can not get a work visa in time for his fight. Yesterday, the UFC went through two more opponents just trying to get an opponent for Serra. It looks as though Jeff Curran will now step in to be Serra's opponent. Curran, a good fighter from the Miletich Fighting Systems, is looking forward to stepping up to the challenge as he has just nine days notice to face Serra. - mmaweekly http://www.sherdog.com/fightfinder/display...m?fighterid=770 -------------------------------------- Here is the order of fights. UFC Main Card - Vitor Belfort vs Randy Couture - MAIN EVENT - UFC Title - BJ Penn vs Matt Hughes - UFC Title Fight - Carlos Newton vs Renato Verissimo - (Swing Bout) - Frank Mir vs Wes Sims - rematch - Jorge Rivera vs Lee Murray PRELIMINARY FIGHTS - Matt Serra vs Jeff Curran - Georges St. Pierre vs Karo Parisyan - Hermes Franca vs Josh Thomson Credit - MMAWeekly.com -------------------------------------- KARO PARISYAN vs GEORGES ST. PIERRE ON MMAWEEKLY RADIO MMAWeekly Radio's sixteen fighters in sixteen days got back on track Tuesday with a double dose of fighters. Karo Parisyan and Georges St.Pierre were the two guests and they will be facing each other at UFC 46. This is Karo's second fight in the UFC and he talked about the pressure of his debut and not really being nervous against Dave Strasser. He has watched the UFC for ten years and fighting and winning in the UFC was a dream come true really. Parisyan likes to know who he is fighting three months in advance to prepare for the fight and this keeps him away from nervousness. Now that he has fought once in the UFC, he said, "people recognize you and give you more spots just because you fought in the UFC." Karo started martial arts at the age of eight, when his father took him to train in Judo. He said it was easy to transform from Judo to grappling and then into submission fighting. He fought in his first NHB fight when he was fourteen. Parisyan said he would never fight wearing a Gi in the octagon. Not trying to make political statement, he said that he simply fights better in mixed martial arts without a Gi. He added, "Judo Gi's are pretty heavy too," and that he doesn't know how to use it to his advantage unless his opponent is wearing one. Karo said he respects every art, trains in every art, and if it works, he'll use it. He doesn't know if Judo gets a bum rap in MMA but said that he can use it to his advantage. Parisyan doesn't formulate a game plan going in to a fight. He said, "I adapt to the situation, anything I see, I'll go for it." He has seen St.Pierre fight and considers him to be an aggressive, strong, ground and pounder who is also good at submissions. "I'll have my counters and my offense at the same time," added Parisyan. Karo said, "We'll just see what happens." Depending on how he does in this fight, Karo may be ready to take on Matt Hughes. Just give him three months and he will he'll fight anyone, especially if it means getting a chance at a UFC belt. For more information on Karo Parisyan, go to www.gokor.com. Georges St.Pierre joined the show and said that fighting in the UFC is a "dream come true." He has always wanted to fight in the UFC every since he saw the legendary Royce Gracie fight. He is very nervous about making his UFC debut, and will try to forget about the television, reporters and the crowd. Georges trains with David Loiseau, who will also be working his corner for the fight, and David advised him to be prepared because it is a big event and to just do his job. Like Parisyan, St.Pierre walks around at about 185 pounds and feels he is in pretty good shape right now. He is just trying to focus being mentally and physically ready. Georges got in to martial arts when he was seven, after an altercation with a bigger classmate. He tries to "mix everything together." St.Pierre mixes Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, freestyle wrestling, and Muay Thai kickboxing. He pointed out that Canada, Montreal in particular, has good wrestlers, boxers, and very good submission fighters. He likes to train with the best around him and sometimes makes the six hour trip to New York City to train with a BJJ black belt at Renzo Gracie's gym. St.Pierre has seen Karo fight and considers him "very good at submissions and very good in the clinch." He feels the winner of this fight may be the fighter that wins in the clinch. He added, "It is gonna be Judo verses wrestling. When he trains with Loiseau, he prefers to be in the worst position possible to prepare himself if that were to happen. Georges said, "I am prepared for anything, and is 100% confident in his power in the octagon." - MMA weekly

GOOD stuff. The parallels are certainly there; Angel post of the week!

"I wish you hadn't said that" was the line of the night. I loved that whole thing. Her "girlfriend" at the end made it all the more brilliant. They should really get their own show.

I don't think they're working us. I think this is 100% legit. You can't fake this kind of stuff - this kind of heat. It was only a matter of time two guys like CWM and Banky would conflict; their egos are WAY too big to be contained and they HAD to clash. I just fear that this board won't be strong enough to handle it. Dames? Zack? Sass? Can someone please stop this before it gets out-of-hand? Before it tears this board in two??? RRR: Wouldn't work you.

The sun had an interview with Carl "President of WWE Canada" Demarco saying that it's not a lock and that they will know by after Mania - he could be bullshitting, but I won't hang my hat on it quite yet. He also mentioned Smackdown will be coming here... Well, as long as Benoit will be shoulder to shoulder with GOLDBERG, that just means SO MUCH.