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Family Matters Theme Perfect Strangers Theme The Perfect Strangers Theme fucking OWNS.

Torrie = Jennifer Sable = Mary-Anne But that's just basing it on the current Smackdown players - I would never advocate the use of either woman.

I just finished the Serenity commentary today (too tired to get through it last night) and Joss is SUCH a sarcastic bastard and I love it. He ribs Nathan so many times in it - fuck, I wish they did commentary on every single episode.

Well, from what we know: Book can fight. Book is "street-wise". Book knows a lot about ships. Book is important. I'm thinking Book was a major in the Alliance army, but became religious after the war since he felt so guilty about doing the various things he did. That's the most likely (see "cliched") version. As for Inara, I can't imagine her being gone for more than a season. Have her come back at the finale to make a big cliffhanger or something.

Actually, now that I think of it, Fresh Prince shouldn't even be in this - cause it's not part of the Miller-Boyett "theme". Perfect Strangers, Step-by-Step, Family Matters, Bosom Buddies, Lavern and Shirley, and Full House are where we _really_ should be looking for inspiration... but I let my markdom of Fresh Prince get the better of me, and for that I apologise. *Begins to think of ways Paul London and his whacky cousin Spanky Bartokomous can get into trouble* But the whole point is to relate Coach to Trevor.

Wait, you DON'T want the Coach to get killed off?

No. Hillary goes out with Coach and Coach kills himself in a bungee-jumping accident while making his proposal... Geoffery would just be there to make a snide comment and do the battusi.

And Christian and Matt decide they would fair better in the Womens Division so they dress up like Women and begin to participate. They call themselves Buffy and Hildegarde and refer to them as Hardy and Christians sisters. This crosses over in the FM storyline with Aunt Rachel. Hardy falls in love with Stacy Kiebler and Christian is writing about the experience for his new Autobiography "Being Christian". They may, or may not, be involved in Advertising.

BRILLIANT! ...And then Hillary gets the hots for Coach.

I think the next real evolution would be towards Urkel domination - we get the Sefan Urquelles, the Myrtles, the Kung Fu Urkle. Play around with the Transformation Chamber - have wrestlers mess around with it and all gradually become Urkel-like. Really lite stuff since we had all the Dramuh with Maxine and Laura. Then you drop the bomb just when everyone is getting comfortable with the lighter fare. That's right. Weasel is back. And boy-o-boy is he in trouble!

NO! Richie will never be involved with this!!! ... he's just... CREEPY. Though Aunt Rachel is most certainly going to be featured. The "you left me" storyline stays and dies with Maxine, though. After that and you're getting into overkill territory. I'm not sure what exactly Aunt Rachel will do and whether or not it will be Bosom Buddies related, but she will most certainly have a role. The Battling Mother's idea is great, but I think it would be better suited for a Fresh Prince of Bel-Air themed wrestling show, not a family matters one, since the change wasn't all that known to the mainstream since it happened in, like, the last season.

And to close off the Urkel bot story - he takes out Eddie first (Eddie having been the strongest of the bunch thus making Urkel bot all the more scary). Then he hunts down Waldo. The PsycoTwins reform, and even though they get far, end up getting beaten. When Urkelbot is finally about to take out Laura, Steve - with his last bit of strength - manages to reprogam it to believe that Maxine is Laura... so Urkelbot ends up killing Maxine instead thus ending the Maxine-saga for good.

I was thinking Kane and Myra. Hell, he could have a three way this time and trump Katie Vick.

I was thinking of giving Rosey his own talk show - "Rosey" - where he interviews various personalities and throws koosh balls around. The "Multiple Personalities" IIRC was already brought up in Family Matters, so it doesn't have to be motivated by anything electrical - I believe Steve invented a machine to change into Stefan anyways, which could be used by certain wrestlers whenever they want an image or gimmick change. But this stuff is all way too advanced right now - you guys need to pace yourselves. If anything, the "Eddie Winslow awakening from the coma and vowing revenge on former-best-friend Waldo-and-everyone-tries-to-stop-him-because-Waldo-is-refomed-so-now-Eddie-feels-betrayed" storyline comes first... or second... or third... yeah, third... no fourth. First there's introducing Steve Urkel as the GM for RAW. THEN, second, there is having Laura ask him for help and the aforementioned "First ever Sister vs. Sister, Nerd vs. Goof, intergender match", and Carl's triumphant debut (having been proclaimed "missing"). THEN, thirdly, you have _that_ group being reacted to and reacting to the WWEnvironment as the 3rd storyline. So something like Christian hits on Laura and Steve gets upset, or Judy gets in a fight with Victoria, or Waldo and Al Snow have a scuffle... This is also where we find out that Maxine isn't exactly warm to the idea of Laura still being alive (having felt betrayed and left behind now that Laura lives the "good life" and she had to whore herself for money) and leaves the group (but to them, she's just visiting her sick aunt in the hospital). Which leads to, fourthly, Maxine visiting Eddie in the hospital and Eddie waking up from his Waldo-induced coma. She manipulates Eddie into thinking that the whole group is against them and channels his Waldo-hate into Laura hate as well. "She forgave Waldo that easily Eddie, she must not love you like you thought she did. Not like I love you, Eddie. Both her and Waldo must pay." Even Big Carl can't stop his roid-raged son this time. GM Steve Urkel tries to calm Eddie down, but to no avail. So the only way Urkel can end Eddies reign of terror is to set up Eddie vs. Waldo STEEL CAGE. In a face-to-face promo between the two former friends, Maxine finally reveals herself as the mastermind behind the "new" Eddie Winslow. Waldo is heart-broken that the love of his life Maxine would turn against him and refuses to fight Eddie... but the contract was already signed and he must. The Cage match is essentially Eddie beating Waldo to a bloody pulp and Waldo refusing to fight back. Laura comes down and tells Eddie to take his rage out on her, because she's been the cause of all this grief. Eddie gets upset and breaks down in the ring. Carl and Judy come to the ring and console him. Judy grabs the mic and talks about how she hated Laura, but she realized that in-the-end, they're family, and that's what really matters. Eddie picks Waldo up and apologizes, and they hug, and then there's a group hug. Maxine comes down and goes on and on about how she'll never forgive Laura and how she'll destroy Laura or die trying. Laura is sick of Maxine messing around with her family so she challenges Maxine to a Chicago Death Match at the next big PPV. Maxine declines saying she doesn't get her hands dirty anymore, and swears to destroy not only Laura, but the entire Winslow family. She despises the love and loyalty they have for each other and that she'll never have or feel again. She knew Eddie may have had the heart not to hurt his dear old sister, but she knows one person -one thing- that can get the job done... URKEL BOT! "Programmed for PAIN" - Maxine. "MAH GAWD! WHATTA HIDEOUS LOOKING MONSTROSITY!" - JR "Uh Oh" - Steve Urkel

No, but he got his ass kicked good against Frye... or should I say,"faced bashed in" which made for an awesome fight. The guy has balls.

Does WWE PPV's start with the "You can't show this in Bars" line?

I saw it making fun of WWE hosses. THEY'RE PEOPLE TOO YA KNOW!!

Stefan is definitely a place to go in the future - but right now it's about re-introducing the core characters and bridging the gap.

Good to know, cause she was going to feud with Mae Young. "I'm a bad man" - Mal Reynolds.

Ok, final pic... FEAR the PSYCHOTWINS!

Hey Waldo Hey Maxine How ya doin Waldo Not bad Maxine You wanna kill Laura Winslow for me Waldo? What's that Maxine? I said, you want some head Waldo? Oh sure Maxine. That's great Waldo, I'll give you a gun later on tonight. Come again Maxine? I said, I'll give you a gun to kill Laura Winslow after I give you head tonight. Sounds good Maxine.

And for those of you wondering "Where's Richie" - well, Richie is now a back-up dancer for Britney Spears and couldn't be more gay.

That's the reason for the match, silly. Judy is the estranged sister who was tired of living in Laura's shadow. She manipulated the dimwitted Waldo to help conspire against the Winslow family. Laura comes to Steve - GM of RAW - for help. Waldo already put Eddie in a coma, Carl went missing, Aunt Rachel and Harriet are in Europe, and Estelle is in L.A. pursuing a film career. Judy also enlists the help of the sweet-turned-street Maxine who has now become a prostitute to help take down the winslow family... one-by-one.

... and is very proud of it.

Oh, just you wait until we get the Laura/Steve vs. Waldo/Judy "first ever sister vs. sister, nerd vs. goof, intergender match" and then the bushwhackers come down and break them up teaching them the lesson of family... and wrestling, once they jump them from behind after getting them to reconcile. To which Carl Winslow makes his triumphant debut to reform the Psycho Twins with Steve and take down those dastardly bushwhackers.