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In related news: 'Operation "Double Post"' continues to be employed by RRR.

In related news: 'Operation "Fuck Canada"' continues to be employed by the WWE.

In a ploy to get more ratings, Vince McMahon hires Jaleel White to become new GM under his "Urkel" character... *Austin and Bischoff are in the ring* Bischoff: Austin, what the hell are we doing out here? What did you do that made the Board of Directors so angry as to call us both our here tonight to "remodel" the power structure on RAW? Austin: Eric, if you just shut yer trap for a second maybe we'd find out. Or better yet, why don't I just kick yer ass right here in *insert cheap pop here*. Bischoff: Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, I don't want to fight you Steve, I just want to know the truth - I want to know what's going on here!! "It's a rare condition, this day and age, to read any good news on the newspaper page. Love and tradition of the grand design, some people say it's even harder to find..." *Steve Urkel comes out in a WWE Tshirt, extremely high pants, rainbow coloured overalls, and blue cardigan* *Huge Pop* *Austin and Bischoff are stunned and look at each other* *Urkel makes his way down to the ring with a big-ass grin on his face and a clipboard in hand* *Crowd sings along with the music* Bischoff: Woah woah woah woah woah! Who the hell are you? *Urkel looks out to the crowd* *crowd goes nuts with mixed "Steve!" and "Urkel!"* *Urkel teases the Urkel Dance* *crowd continues to eat it up* Bischoff: Now just wait the hell a minute, what the hell is going on here and who the hell are you??! And don't look out to these morons, you look me in the eyes! Urkel: I... Steve Austin: I'll tell you who the hell he is, he's Steve Urkel dammit. *crowd pops huge* Austin: Urkel Crowd: What? Austin: Steve Urkel Crowd: What? Austin: Nerdly lil guy Crowd: What? Austin: Pants up high Crowd: What? Austin: Snorts when he laughs Crowd: What? Austin: Lives next to the Winslow family *Crowd pops mixed in with "what"s* Austin: And, evidently, as his name tag says, he's the new General Manager of RAW! *Crowd goes insane* *Bischoff flips out* Bischoff: You can't do that, you can't do that, you can't do, do, do that! *Urkel stunners Bischoff, Bischoff rolls out of the ring* Urkel: Did I do thaaaaat?? *Crowd begins to jump around marking the fuck out* Austin: Now, Steve, can I call you Steve? Steve, what will you bring to RAW? Urkel: Well... Austin: I'll tell you what you're gonna bring, you're gonna bring some asswhuppin *cheers* hell raisin *cheers* and you're own brand of unique management and hilarity to RAW *cheers* I greatly look forward to the upcoming months of television... now, let's have a beer *cheers* *Austin motions for some beers* *Urkel turns Steve around* Urkel: Got any cheeeesse? *crowd goes balistic* *Austin has a goofy smile on his face* *Austin and Steve leave the ring with Austin's arm around Steve acting all buddy-buddy* JR: Bah GAWD Steve Urkel is the new General Manager of Raw! He's a part of the WWE Family! King: And you know what they say, Familly Matters JR! JR: Sonnofabitch! Goodnight everybody! OOOOOH HEELLLLL YEEEAAAAAH!! *Fade out* *WWE logo*

*See's headline* *Think's the character of "Fraiser" is actually retiring from being a radio psychologist* *Whacky series of mishaps ensue* *Ends up reading the full article and realizes how stupid he was*

At Vince's age, I think he should start worrying about another kind of leak.

I like it. But then again, I liked Damien Demento's Big Knee of Doom and was raised on Hogan's Big Leg Drop, so the Big Slam is actually a step up...

"I could definitely see him as a thinner version of myself"

AW SHUCKS! Might as well cancel HHH vs. Benoit - it's for the best interest of the company, really.

*shrugs* - Ketchum

Not the one I have... well, technically LOTC has it

...my true identity has been revealed. What's funny is that I referred to myself as the "Notorious J.O.H.N." today... funny... AND CREEPY! STOP INVADING MY MIIIIIIIND!!! - Black Jack

Well, it was a good life... RRR's Interest in Pro Wrestling: 1989-2004

We had Italian food last time and the cheese gave me the runs; We're having Chinese this time! WE ALWAYS DO WHAT YOU WANT!!!!! I'M SICKOFIT! SICKOFIT! SICKOFIT!!!! *ahem* Besides, there's a special deal going on where we can get free Chicken Balls...

Frigid, don't be so childish... ... of course it's Chinese - better leftovers.

Agreed!

The one I am referring to is a clipped (though pretty long) version of Magnum TA vs. Tully, Black Scorp vs. Sting, Flair vs. Race, Flair vs. Dusty. I believe there is a longer version out there, though.

*lights candle* Watched Serenity again tonight - will watch it again with commentary in about 15 minutes... I've officially become a Reaver... *picks up glow sticks* *dances around to firefly theme*

He is pretty damn charismatic... and he's the best promo the company's got (well, that's not really saying much...zzzzMichaelszzzzHHHzzzzz) They should do a Bar Mitzvah for Rosie, SUPER HERO style!

PLUS the Starcade history tape is basically all Flair.

And Austin encouraging Drinking and Driving. WWE: The Moral Epicentre of Sports and Entertainment

I'm thinking we're going to need a "very special" post on TSM; perhaps starring Jaleel White...

Oh, and the WWE basically said that pressuring women to drink by physical force is ok.

For the love of everything that is right and good and holy in this world, CHANGE YOUR SIG!!! BUFFYBEAST!

Well, there were these two men - Tomko and Fertig - and they managed to develop quite a cult following. Their escapades throughout the world of the WWE taught us all the meaning of love, life, and god.

If I don't like RAW I change the channel to something else. If the WWE hasn't been competing with anyone, where did the 3.0 of fans that were watching in it's peak go? They didn't just all die, they didn't turn off their tv's for good, they watched something else. And Raw vs. Smackdown would be a one-shot deal (or, once a year), to have that every week would just be stupid.