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If Benoit is given the WCW title as his "big win" I will stop watching the WWE until I kill Vince Mcmahon and the McMahon family - or effectively sterilize each of them so they won't procreate, therefore future generations will be saved from their genetic idiocy..

Yeah, Angle challenging HBK to find out "how good he really is" and vice versa; all the while Jericho makes the crybabyface in the shadows.

Why? It'll be a 100th of the match Benoit/Brock would be, not to mention HHH wouldn't "put over" Benoit in a million years.

Of course, it will only put more heat on him for turning on his fellow Canadians... it also harkens back to when Christian turned on Edge... so when's the next ACC show?

Cena vs. HHH Kane vs. Taker Goldberg vs. Brock Jericho/Benoit vs. Edge and Christian .... ... .. . What? They're SO turning Edge heel...

MMA in 04 will continue to get better. Some of you should realize that now and jump-on over before it's too late and you end up missing an awesome year - kinda like 03... WWE in 04 - I'm lookin at celebrity involvement.

Anything the WWE plans to do should be taken with a grain of salt - that's a gimmie.

I hate Mo Collins and Michael McDonald. If they ever spawn a child, that child will be the anti-christ of comedy.

Cena. Who else would HHH want to bury?

And can I be the grumpy, yet lovable, barkeep named "Tam" who serves you alcohol even though you are not 21? Or perhaps the surly pizza-store owner with a heart-of-gold nicknamed "Gramps" who always puts on the extra ball of dough in the centre of the pie as well as helping out various charities (albeit very secretively)?

Oh yes, and credit: http://www.sunnydale-slayers.com/firefly/quotes/

MORE! Quotes! Mal: You could have got off with Shepard Book at Bathgate Abbey. You could have been meditating on the wonders of your rock garden by now. Jayne: Well, it beats just sitting. Wash: It is just sitting. ------------------------------------------ Mal: You called the Feds. Jayne: What? I got pinched! Mal: Which is what happens when you call the Feds ---------------------------------------------- Mal: No one's gonna hurt you... anymore than we already did. ------------------------------------------------- Book: I believe there's a power greater than men. A power that heals. Mal: Reavers might take issue with that philosophy. If they had a philosophy. And weren't too busy knawing on your insides. ------------------------------------------------- Jayne: I ain't going over there with those bodies. No ruttin' way, not after Reavers messed with them. Zoe: Jayne. You'll scare the women. ---------------------------------------------- Simon: I swear -- when it's appropriate. Kaylee: Simon, the whole point of swearing is that it ain't appropriate. ------------------------------------------------ Jayne: I needed to find some tape. Simon: So you had to tear my infirmary apart? Jayne: Apparently. -------------------------------------------- Simon: My god. You're like a trained ape -- without the training -------------------------------------------- River: They say the snow on the roof was too heavy. The ceiling will cave in, his brains are in terrible danger! Book: River? Please. Why don't you come out? River: No! Can't! Too much hair! Zoe: River, honey, he's putting the hair away now. River: Doesn't matter. It'll still be there... waiting. ------------------------------------------- M: It's my estimation that... every man ever got a statue made of him was one kind of sumbitch or another. It ain't about you, Jayne. It's about what they need. --------------------------------------------- Jayne: St. Jayne, it's got a ring to it! Book: I'm just trying to remember how many miracles you've performed. Jayne: I once hit a guy in the neck from 500 yards with a bent scope. Does that count upstairs? Book: Oh, it will be taken into consideration. Jayne: You made that sound kind of ominous. -------------------------------------------- Jayne: Anyone remember her coming at me with a butcher knife? Wash: Wacky fun.... Jayne: You want to go, little man? Wash: Only if it's someplace with candlelight. -------------------------------------------- Early: Is it still her room when it's empty? Does the room, the thing, have purpose? Or do we... What's the word? Simon: I really can't help you. ---------------------------------------- Simon: So you're a bounty hunter. Early: That ain't it at all. Simon: Then what are you? Early: I'm a bounty hunter. -------------------------------------------- Jayne: All them years of priest training, taken out by one bounty hunter. Book: Don't get me wrong, I gave him a hell of a fight. Jayne: Epic, I'm guessing. Book: There'll be poems and songs, just you wait. Jayne: At least you got some play. I missed every damn thing. ------------------------------------------ Zoe: "Get her running again?" Mal: Yeah. Zoe: So, not running now? Mal: Not so much. ---------------------------------------------- Jayne: Now Inara, she's gotta have some funny whorin' stories, I venture. Inara: Oh, do I ever. Funny and sexy -- you have no idea. And you never will. -------------------------------------------- River (about Book looking to the Bible): Don't be afraid. That's what it says, don't be afraid. Book: Yes. River: But you are afraid. You're afraid we're going to run out of air, that we'll die gasping. But we won't -- that's not going to happen. We'll freeze to death first. --------------------------------------------- Wash: Even if some passerby did happen to receive it, all it would do is muck up their navigation. Mal: Could be that's true. Was: Damn right it's true! They'd be forced to stop and dig out our signal before they could even go anyplace. Mal: [gives him a 'think about it' stare] Wash: Well, maybe I should do that, then! Mal: Maybe you should! Wash: Okay! Mal: Good! Wash: Fine! Jayne: What do you two think you're doing, fighting at a time like this? You're going to use up all the air. ------------------------------------------- Mal: If it's Alliance trouble you got, you might want to consider another ship. Some onboard here fought for the Independents. Inara: The Alliance has no quarrel with me. I supported Unification. Mal: Did ya? Well, i don't suppose you're the only whore that did. Inara: Oh, one further addendum -- that's the last time you get to call me "whore". Mal: Absolutely. Never again. -------------------------------------------- Mal: Well, looks can be deceiving. Jayne: Not as deceiving as a low-down, dirty... deceiver. Mal: Well said. Wasn't that well said, Zoe? Zoe: Had a kind of poetry to it, sir. ----------------------------------------- Jayne: Tell us where the cargo is so I can shoot you. Mal: Point of interest? Offering to shoot us might not work so well as an incentive as you might imagine. -------------------------------------------

RANDOM (and HILARIOUS) Quotes! Wash: "Everything looks good from here... (beat...playing with plastic dinosaurs over his console) Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive." (as Stegosaurus) "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'." (as T-Rex) "I think we should call it...your grave!" (Stegosaurus) "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (T-Rex) "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh...now die!" ---------------------------- Inara: (pissed) "What did I say to you about barging into my shuttle?" Mal: "That it was manly and impulsive?" Inara: "Yes, precisely. Only the exact phrase I used was 'don't'." ---------------------------------- Zoe: "Proximity alert. Must be coming up on something." Wash: (alarmed) "Oh my god. What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing!?" (deadpan) "Oh right, that would be me. Back to work." ----------------------------------------- Mal: "It's a real burn, being right so often." ------------------------------------------ Harrow: "You have to finish it, lad. You have to finish it. For a man to lay beaten... and yet breathing? It makes him a coward." Inara: "It's humiliation." Mal: "Sure. It would be humiliating. Having to lie there while the better man refuses to spill your blood. Mercy is the mark of a great man. (lightly stabs Atherton with the sword) Guess I'm just a good man. (stabs him again) Well, I'm all right." ----------------------------------------- Harrow: "You didn't have to wound the man." Mal: "Yeah, I know, it was just funny." ----------------------------------------- Jayne: (mock reading Simon's journal) "Dear Diary...today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." --------------------------------------------- Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." Mal: "Ain't we just!" ---------------------------------------------- Inara: "So, explain to me again why Zoe wasn't in the dress?" Mal: "Tactics, woman! Needed her in the back. Besides, them soft cotton dresses feel kind of nice. There's a whole airflow." Inara: "And you would know that because...?" Mal: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like woman, I'm a mystery." Inara: "Best keep it that way. I withdraw the question." ------------------------------------------- Book: "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." -------------------------------------------- Mal: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." Zoe: "No one's saying that, sir." Wash: "Yeah, we're pretty much just giving each other significant glances and laughing incessantly." ---------------------------------------------------- Mal: "Are you offering me a trade?" Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft. This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." Mal: "What I got? She has a name." Jayne: "So does this!" (caresses the gun lovingly) "I call it Vera." Mal: "Well, my days of taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle." ---------------------------------------------------- Zoe: "You paid money for this, sir? On purpose?" Mal: "What? Come on, seriously, Zoe. Whaddya think?" Zoe: "Honestly, sir? I think you got robbed." Mal: "Robbed? What? No. What do you mean?" Zoe: "It's a piece of fei-oo." [fei-oo. = junk] Mal: "Fei-oo? Okay, she won't be winning any beauty contests anytime soon. But she's solid. Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Cause it's a deathtrap." -------------------------------------------------- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." ---------------------------------------- Mal: "When I want a lot of medical jargon, I'll talk to a doctor. Simon: "You are talking to a doctor." Mal: "Yeah, okay, my point is could've been you she might have shot just then. The doctor, as you just made note of. And who exactly could fix you? Not nobody. We're deep in space, corner of No and Where. You take extra care with her, 'cause we're very much alone out here ------------------------------------------------ Wash: "Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction." Zoe: "We live in a space ship, dear." --------------------------------------------- Early: "You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?" Simon: "What'd he do?" Early: "Who?" Simon: "The midget." Early: "Arson. Little man loved fire." -------------------------------------------- Mal: "Well they tell you: never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious." ------------------------------------------------ JAYNE: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here!" -------------------------------------

Spankyo and Paulo - they can come down to Essa Rios' old music and titan tron.

When Eddie fully grows his mullet back, they can do a Hair vs. Mask match - that is, if Kurt goes all the way and wears the Konnan-like mask (or MAXMOON!). Kurt's Lucha alter-ego can be "Olympico" and he can have his own mini - it's about the right time to bring back Midgets to the WWE.

The No Mercy 99 Ladder Match made all those which came before obsolete.

Enrique and Jose? That reminds me, Angle can get the Spanish Announce team to announce his matches along with Cole and Tazz...

Oh, and BOOOOOOO!!! to Chris's comment about the worm... have some self respect, man... ... so what I'm thinkin is, Angle starts dressing up as Konnan in his K-Dawg phase - the bucket hat, the plaid jacket around his neck, dark sunglasses, etc. and starts all of his matches on "Odelay!" "Bowdy Bowdy" and "The NWO say they fo life, but A-Dawg and the Wolfpac, *bunch of spanish*, we be Fo Eva!". They could mix up the Wolfpac theme and Angles theme, Angle can replace the red, white, and blue with the red, white, and green, he can have his own olympic lucha mask that kinda looks like Vaders...

He'd put them in lucha masks

That's ok, but I think Spanky "water tester for the stars" is better. Infact, Kurt should hire both Spanky and Paul London as the new Team Angle - they shine his boots, clean his clothes, make dinner, mow his lawn... I think you can see where I'm going with this...

Sure, we can have Kurt hiring a personal water-tester, perhaps Spanky, and then Spanky keeps getting it.

Let's not forget about Angle letting all the air out of Eddie's tires. And Eddie replacing Angles Fresh Spring Water with Mexican Water and Angle.. well... har har har... so then we get the epic Angle milk truck vs. Eddie waste truck...

*Angle drinks a glass of milk* *Has funny look on his face* "What the hell?" *Pulls worm out of mouth*

Well, they could use this hollow plot device to set up Eddie vs. Angle in a throw-away match on Smackdown where Eddie "upsets" Kurt and gets a clean win and then the real feud starts and they go on to completely ignore everything they did before that match...

I'd like to know more about the Patrick Stewart era... he's quite the mastermind. *looks out to crowd* *cough*