RavishingRickRudo

The Blockbuster is his best bet.

That's one giant ass you got there Dyna.

I was thinking roll up - school boy, no fancy-smacy cradle or bridges.

Brock Big Show Bashams Tajiri HHH Orton Flairtista Molly Holly There are 8 titles in the WWE - all held by heels. Is there a reason for me pointing this out? 1)The WWE is full of morons 2)I didn't want to start an individual thread to highlight this. Anywhose, "since a guy his size couldn't really do it" - Thus explaining Shane McMahon dominating Kane for months.

My GOD! BIG Rematch for YOSHIDA! Cro Cop vs. FEDOR?! SILVA speaks! NEW Chute Boxe Member?!! Spratt-out, St. Pierre-in! New Years Eve in Japan BIGGEST DAY IN MMA HISTORY?!!!1 K-1 in the USA?! SUPERFUCKINGNATURAL UFC 46?!?! READ THE NEWS!!!!! PRIDE FC SHOCKWAVE 2003! From Dream Stage Entertainment December 1, 2003 LOS ANGELES, California – The mixed martial arts year of 2003 is not over yet for PRIDE FC fans! Scheduled for December 31, 2003 from the Saitama Super Arena in Saitama, Japan is PRIDE FC’s New Year’s Eve spectacular … SHOCKWAVE 2003. Headlining the fight card will be the long-awaited rematch between Royce Gracie and Hidehiko Yoshida. These two submission artists battled at SHOCKWAVE 2002 and the result was the controversial finish in which Yoshida was victorious via gi choke, though Gracie protested that he did not tap and was not unconscious. This rematch continues the epic rivalry between Gracie Jiu Jitsu and Japanese Judo, which began over 50 years ago when Helio Gracie fought Masahiko Kimura in a match to prove who had the superior fighting style. Also on the SHOCKWAVE 2003 fight card: Antonio Rodrigo “Minotauro” Nogueira, Wanderlei Silva, Ryan Gracie, Don “The Predator” Frye, Heath Herring, Mario Sperry, and Hayato “Mach” Sakurai. Match-ups will be announced soon. Though SHOCKWAVE 2003 will not be available in North America via pay per view, travel packages are available on pridefc.com and a DVD of the event will follow in the first quarter of 2004. (MMAWeekly.com) --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ST.PIERRE PUNCHES TICKET TO UFC 46; DIAZ LOOKS AHEAD TO UFC 47 It was a crazy weekend to say the least in the MMA world. If you missed out and weren't with us on Saturday and Sunday, then you missed some important fights. Pete Spratt was upset in Canada this weekend losing to George St.Pierre by submission in the first round. As a result, Spratt will not be fighting in January against Karo Parisyan at UFC 46. MMAWeekly.com has learned that St.Pierre signed a contract last night to face Parisyan at UFC 46. Another guy that who was thought to maybe face Parisyan if Spratt lost was Nick Diaz. Diaz had the impressive win over Jeremy Jackson at UFC 44. Diaz most likely won't return to the Octagon until UFC 47. MMAWeekly has learned that Diaz most likely will face Robbie Lawler at UFC 47. This will be a fight that Diaz and his people feel could make the "name" in the UFC, but right now that is just talk as Diaz will be a part of the card, but they have only talked about the possibility of facing Lawler, nothing has been signed as of yet. (MMAWeekly.com) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wanderlei Speaks Post Surgery! We caught up with Wanderlei SIlva, and many thigns were on his mind. First was his new teammate Daniel Acacio who was recently added to the ChuteBoxe team. 'Daniel Acacio is coming to and that will help. I am certain that from now on, he'll change his style and technique. He's a great fighter and we have plans for him, and we hopefor him to fight in the PrideFC.' After the departure of former teammates Assuerio Silva, Anderson Silva and other Chute Boxe's members, people might make a mistake thinking that the team was weakened. The champ guarantees 'Our team continues strong. We bought in Daniel Acacio. In the next month you'll have BIG a surprise. A great vale tudo name is talking with us and we are in negotiations to integrate the team. I invited the athlete, who is an athlete of reputation and he said that he's thinking about it seriously. He said i9t would be an honor integrating with ChuteBoxe. I believe that he will accept. Let's wait 'cause it will surprise everybody, but I can say he is a heavyweight, and a top Jiu-Jitsu fighter.' Wanderlei also spoke about his Wednesday surgery to correct a problem in his elbow. He is 100% healthy now and explained what happened 'For some time I had a problem in my left elbow, due to the kicks that I blocked in training. It swelled up before the GP, I had a ball on the elbow, a soft ball, but the fight was so close, there wasn nothing to do. The doctors said that it was better to leave it and have surgery later. It was operated in this Wednesday. That was a good surgery, the doctor said that he pulled a lot of liquid from the elbow I had bursitis, but it is all corrected. The doctor who operated on me was the same that operated my knee. This surgery was at the end of the year, last year I operated on my knee and this year was the elbow. I will be back to training in two or three weeks, then I'll be able to rehab properly and I'll be able to train for the next competition.' (news.adcombat.com) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ K-1 MMA in the USA: 'We Are Going To Compete with the UFC' Text by André Araújo - Team TATAME After hosting the first ever K-1 MMA event held recently in Brazil, the president of K-1 Brazil, Sérgio Batarelli announced a new weight class (up to 70kg) for K-1 MMA. Brazilian Márfio Canoletti, who won the K-1 World Max 2002 is one of the fighters who looks forward to K-1 MMA. 'I want to fight Vale-Tudo so much, but I do realize I have a lot to learn with my ground techniques' stated Canoletti. Another fighter who has been invited to fight in the K-1 show is 'The Brazilian Beast' Montanha Silva. The next event is called K-1 Premium Dynamite and it will take place in Japan on December 31st. As of now the only confirmed fight is between the former Sumo champion Taro Akebono and Bob Sapp. During the K-1 MMA press conference, Batarelli announced that he intends to do four K-1 shows per year in Brazil, and he also revealed plans for a K-1 MMA show in United States. 'We sold the broadcasting to a pay-per-view channel. We are goingcompete with Ultimate,' celebrates Batarelli. (news.adcombat.com) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- DSE held a press conference with the Japanese media today to discuss their December 31st show and a few future plans. Below are the announcements regarding their immediate plans for 2004: 1.) PRIDE 27 will take place on February 1st at the Osaka Castle Hall. Since Minotauro is fighting on December 31st, Fedor Emeilanenko vs. Mirko 'Cro Cop' Filipovic will take place on PRIDE 27, in what will complete a round robin format between the three heavyweights. The winner will face 'Minotauro' Nogueira in the spring. 2.) PRIDE Bushido volume 2 will take place on February 15th at the Yokohama Arena. 3.) PRIDE will do their Las Vegas show on March 26th. A location has not been given yet. 4.) The PRIDE Heavyweight Grand Prix will open in June, with the finals concluding in August. http://www.fightsport.com/fsport/js...&memberID=10123 (Via Ironlife MB) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ COUTURE TO DEFEND LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE AGAINST BELFORT LIVE ON PAY-PER-VIEW AT UFC 46: SUPER NATURAL, JANUARY 31 Matt Hughes To Meet BJ Penn For Welterweight Crown In Ultimate Fighting Championship Super Bowl Weekend Show At Mandalay Bay In Las Vegas Heavyweights Frank Mir, Wes Sims To Battle In Rematch; British Middleweight Lee Murray To Clash With Jorge Rivera TICKETS NOW ON SALE! LAS VEGAS, December 2, 2003…Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) Light Heavyweight Champion Randy "The Natural" Couture will defend his title for the first time against Brazilian phenom Vitor Belfort in the main event of UFC 46: Super Natural LIVE on pay-per-view at 10 p.m. EST, Saturday, January 31, at the Mandalay Bay Events Center in Las Vegas. In the co-main event of the Super Bowl Saturday fight show, Welterweight Champion Matt Hughes will defend his belt for the sixth time when he meets one of the world’s top rated fighters, BJ Penn, who will move up from the lightweight division for the title fight. In two feature matches on the eight-fight card, Las Vegas Heavyweight Frank Mir will again fight Wes Sims in the much-anticipated re-match of their June 6 bout, and Lee Murray, one of Britain’s top ranked middleweights will clash with Jorge Rivera. The remainder of the card will be announced. Live event tickets, $350, $250, $150, $75 and $35, are now on sale at the Mandalay Bay Events Center box office in Las Vegas, at all Ticketmaster locations, www.ticketmaster.com and www.mandalaybay.com. Tickets also may be ordered by telephone at 1-877-632-7400 or 1-702-474-4000. Ticket purchases are limited to eight per person and are subject to transaction fees. UFC 46: Super Natural also will be available on pay-per-view on iNDemand, DirecTV, Dish Network, TVN, Echostar, Bell ExpressVu and Viewers Choice Canada. The suggested retail price is $29.95. Couture and Belfort fought six years ago in an epic battle that Couture won by technical knockout. Now both are at the peak of their careers and are ready for a re-match. Belfort vows the outcome will be different this time, but Couture says the light heavyweight division suits him well and he won’t be relinquishing the belt any time soon. Couture (12-5-0 in mixed martial arts) from Portland, Ore., is the 40-year-old superman who has blitzed the light heavyweight division since he dropped down from heavyweight in June and defeated then number one contender Chuck Liddell to capture the interim championship. He followed with an even more impressive defeat of Tito Ortiz by unanimous decision September 21 to capture the light heavyweight crown outright. Couture, the former two-time heavyweight champion, is the only fighter in the UFC’s 10-year history to win titles in two different weight classifications. Belfort (11-3-0) from Rio de Janeiro, is one of the world’s top-ranked light heavyweight fighters. He is coming off a dominating performance in June in Las Vegas where he defeated Marvin Eastman by technical knockout in just 1:10 of the first round. Belfort’s mastery of jiu jitsu and his lightning quick hands established his reputation early on. He exploded on the scene in 1997 at just 19 dazzling fans and opponents alike with his furious hands and punching power. He won his first three fights with devastating punches, including a 53 second knockout of the legendary Tank Abbott. Penn (6-1-1) from Hilo, Hawaii, is the undisputed top lightweight fighter in the world. A threat both striking and on the ground, the energetic, young Hawaiian is always looking for a new challenge. He may have accepted his greatest one yet moving up a weight class to challenge the seemingly unstoppable Welterweight World Champion Hughes (30-3-0) from Hillsboro, Ill. Since winning the welterweight crown in November 2001 with a knockout of Carlos Newton, Hughes has destroyed everyone in his path including highly-rated Frank Trigg with a rear naked choke in just 3:54 of the first round at UFC 45: Revolution. Hughes, known for his high amplitude body slams and devastating ground and pound attack, is considered the pound-for-pound strongest fighter in mixed martial arts. He is at the absolute top of his game right now and everyone wants to know if Penn will shock the world or if he has bitten off more than he can chew against the most dominant welterweight champion in UFC history. The Mir-Sims bout not only will be a re-match but also a grudge match. Sims, the 6’10" Hammer House fighter, and 6’3’ submission expert Mir first battled at UFC 43: Meltdown. Mir (6-1-0) from Las Vegas, started strong taking Sims down and working for a submission. The fight ended when Sims (6-2-1) from Columbus, Ohio, was disqualified for repeatedly stomping Mir in the face, a tactic that is illegal under UFC fight rules. Sims claims the stomps were payback for Mir eye gouging him earlier in the fight. Both agree the only way to settle their differences is with a rematch and both are confident it is their hand that will be raised at the end. The Murray-Rivera fight will pit two fighters of similar styles. Rivera made an impressive debut at UFC 44: Undisputed in September with a three-round unanimous decision over David Loiseau, one of Canada’s top middleweights. After sustaining a head cut in the first round, Rivera (7-1-0) of Milford, Mass., came back strong to win all three rounds with his boxing skills. Murray (8-1-1) from London, England, will be making his UFC debut. He also is an accomplished boxer and submission specialist who says bluntly that his favorite technique is the knockout. He currently holds middleweight titles in World Extreme Force, Millennium Brawl and is the CFC British champion. The Ultimate Fighting Championship, headquartered in Las Vegas, Nev., is the world’s premier mixed martial arts sports association. Owned and operated by Zuffa, LLC, the UFC programs six live pay-per-view events yearly through cable and satellite providers. In addition to its U.S. distribution on iNDemand, DirecTV, Dish Network, Echostar, TVN, Bell ExpressVu and Viewer’s Choice Canada, UFC events are distributed internationally through WOWOW, Inc., in Japan, Globosat in Brazil, Main Event Television in Australia and Sky Network Television in New Zealand. Zuffa, LLC licenses the distribution of UFC video games through Crave Entertainment and TDK Mediactive and its fight show DVDs through Studio Works Entertainment, a Ventura Distribution company. The UFC’s next live PPV event will be UFC 46: Super Natural at 10 p.m. EST, Saturday, January 31, during Super Bowl weekend from the Mandalay Bay Events Center in Las Vegas, Nev. For more information, visit the web site at (www.ufc.tv)

Why does Andre look like Vitali Klitschko?

Why are you people so obsessed with Jennifer Lopez? It's more a hate towards movies with (recent-ish) song names for titles. I'd be equally annoyed if it was called "Oops, I did it again", or "In da Club". I liked Lopez in Jack

LOL, I was referring to "Love Don't Cost a Thing"... but Honey should die too...

I DON'T KNOW. But I imagine, if Dean Malenko and Chuck Liddell ever were to have a conversation, it would definitely steer towards that subject matter.

Any movie with it's title based on a Jennifer Lopez song deserves to die a quick, painful, death. RRR: Waiting for "I'm Real"

YEAH! CHUCK LIDDELL ON CONFIDENTIAL! YEAH~!

That's pretty much well the episode that turned Fred off Wes for good... historically significant if anything else. Meanwhile, up here, Wes is banging Lilah. "I'm not thinking of you when we're doing it" - BURN~!

Um, it's rather simple. Bradshaw: YEEHAW AMURICA IS GRATE! I LUV IT A LOT! I LUV U GUYZ! WE'RE THE BEST! UNDEFEATED MOTHERFUCKERS! Posters: Well, blah blah blah blah blah War of 1812, Canada is undefeated too, blah blah blah.

“You couldn’t see anything,” said Benoit, who called the flight “hands down” the scariest one he’s ever been on Benoit... not afraid to show his emotions... GO BENOIT! Shit, Nathan Jones was dyslexic? They could have done SO MUCH with that. They could have had Albert teaching him how to read and Big Show and Morgan start making fun of him and shit...

Here, this should help you know him a little bit better.

Well I figured he's a square who dances, and usually does the cabbage patch...

Gimmick Taken

Are you being serious?

"From the Galactic Star Cluster just south of Alpha Centauri, Randy "StarMAN" Orton!"

Just keep posting, Ripper. KEEP POSTING. IN EVERY THREAD POSSIBLE.

"You're not only in for a world of hurt, my friend, you're in for a whole galaxy of pain" Fucking BRILLIANT idea.

Canadian Military Forces: Truly an Army of One.

Yeah, that's what I'm talkin about. And we can call the process of naming directives after posters, "the Rudo Initiative". IT WORKS FOR EVERYBODY!

They can make a gimmick where Orton is a sitcom star and have laugh tracks and "applause" signs that light up in flashing red letters. It can sorta be like Raven's in the later stages of his WCW career with Kanyon and him looking at the camera and saying "what a maroon".

*Lance Storm gets up infront of Canadian troops* Storm: You guys protect us from all the bad things out there, and it's my honour to present to you these Tim Horton chocolate chip muffins - easy though, there's those sugar crystals on em, might knock a tooth loose, there ya go. We're undefeated in battle, because of guys like you. Not even old man winter could keep the great city of Toronto down because you guys were there to save the day. We're really proud of you three, good job.