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JR on Wrestling: JR: False. He’s such a great athlete, and he’s so young. He could decide to come back on a more full-time basis in two years, and get right back in the hunt. JR: False. It was extremely entertaining, but I’m more entertained by wrestling than talking. I’m an old-school guy. JR: False. That honor belongs to Gordon Solie. The rest of us are playing for No. 2. JR on Football: JR: False. Not according to the BCS poll. They have a great team? Absolutely. They deserve to play for a championship? Good argument. But the argument is between USC and LSU. Oklahoma is 12-1. They played a tougher schedule than the other two teams. They were No. 1 for 14 weeks. Of course, I’m biased. So USC’s issues are between them and LSU. And who’s to say USC’s going to beat Michigan? JR: False. Jeremy Shockey. Ada, Oklahoma. Farm boy. Wasn’t raised with the opportunities Kellen Winslow had. I think Shockey’s got the intangibles that are going to make him the best tight end in football.

I think it has been already established that the spoiler guy is a bit of a tard, considering he saw " no reason why Rey couldn't win" against Brock Lesnar.

In Your House: DeGeneration X: December 6, 1997 in Springfield, Illinois: Four Round Tough Man Fight: "Butterbean" Brian Esch over Marc Mero by DQ. WWE Tag Team Champions The Road Dogg & Billy Gunn over The Legion of Doom by DQ. Jeff Jarrett over The Undertaker by DQ. Ken Shamrock over WWE World & European Champion Shawn Michaels by DQ *Big Laugh* 12/07/97 D-Generation X Rating: 0.40 *BIG Laugh*

Turning Albert face so soon is BOGUS. When a hoss turns it needs to be a slow burn. They did the same thing with Jamie Knoble and he's not over at all.

Harlem Heat 2000 II! ...wuddya mean they're both from Texas?

Him and Big Daddy should have an ARM WRESTLING contest. Finally, Gary can put his discipline to the test!

Bah, even though the "Benoit can't get his title shot" puts focus on his quest, it still has been done, just last year, with Brock Lesnar. This will either lead to Steph coming back and giving Benoit the title shot leading to Steph vs. Paul Heyman taking the spotlight away from Benoit vs. Brock, OR.. ah fuck OR, that's exactly what is going to happen. FUCK.

MAAAAAAAAAAYBE the note was from Mae Young and it was meant for Mark Henry but she always gets "those kinds of people" confused and mistakened Booker T for Sexual Chocolate... OOOOOOH BOY this feud ain't over by a long shot! Now we can have Mae Young saying "Sucka", doing the "Five time" hand gesture and YEP, YOU GUESSED IT, the SPINNAROOOONIE!

I enjoy baked pumpkin seeds. That's only around Halloween time though. Baloney and Ketchup Sandwiches, as mentioned, are good too. I'm particular about what I eat, not very experimental and adventurous with my eatins, so that's aboot it.

Mines fake. Aboot 7 ft if you're generous. Pro: Isn't Messy. Con: Don't get that nice Pine smell. <-- Has Ficus Envy

He's in. Very healthy without any predjudices. Not to mention the farming background. The priest thing is worrying if we're going to repopulate the world, but I think he'd suck it up for the greater good. C'mon! He'd molest the first baby boy he'd see and would get hunted down and killed by the group! *sees own choice* I mean, GOOD CALL!

Neato, they have a tradition of doing multi-tag team matches... well thought-out strategy, or lazy booking? YOU decide.

Heat once did high 4's. ECW on TNN did 1.30 which is like .7 points higher than Velocity and that's without promotion. That's confidentials highest mark. WCW Saturday Night in 96 and 97 used to beat out RAW in the ratings and was a staple for the promotion until Nitro and Thunder "blossomed". Saturday Night Main Events did 9's and 10's. There's potential in the market, the WWE isn't hungry enough to capitalize on it.

Dude, I wanted to smack JR for saying "This is a moment" - fucking hell, that's a retarded thing to say. WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SAY THAT? THAT SORT OF A THING RUINS A MOMENT!

Dr. John Dane - 37 yrs old, white, no religious affiliation, PhD in history, college professor, in good health (jogs daily), hobby is botany, enjoys politics, married with one child (Bobby). Yes. If the global disaster is just one to create the plot and does not effect the situation aside from limiting the number of people, then there is still plant-life, which is why it's important to have a Bontanist. Not to mention he has a PhD in history, which means he'd probably have lots of knowledge on the development of society. Young and Healthy, so he wouldn't die out quickly. Shirley Dane - 38 yrs old, white, Jewish, rather obese, diabetic, MA in psychology, counselor in a mental health clinic, married to Dr. Dane, has one child (Bobby). Diabetic is a liability. No insulin = problems. Assuming that this causes no problems with Dr. Dane, then she's gone. Bobby Dane - 10 yrs old, white, Jewish, mentally retarded w/ IQ of 70, healthy and strong for his age. Um.. at first I would consider this a liability, but then I started to think about it and realized that he'd be perfect to boss around and do the chores (there's a politically incorrect term for that, which I won't use cause it would seem nasty... ok, he'd basically be the slave of the group... but I mean that affectionately) He's in. Felicia Garcia - 23 yrs old, Puerto Rican, Catholic, 9th grade education, cocktail waitress, worked as a prostitute, married at age 16, divorced at age 18, one child (Eva). No, liability. I mean, she gave out a perfectly good baby girl - and that's cool, good for her... but there's the whole STD issue. Also, I'm thinkin about 28 Days Later and the Military - she wouldn't fare well with the guys under those conditions. Not something you'd want looming over your heads. Eva Garcia - 3 months old, Puerto Rican, healthy. Yes. Reason being - you'd have a guinea pig. If she survives, there is hope for the future. If she doesn't, you can learn from your mistakes so the next time will be done better. Mary Evans - 18 yrs old, Protestant, trade school education, wears glasses, artistic. No, same reason as above with the prostitute. Donald Newton - 25 yrs old, Black Power advocate, beginning his last year in medical school, suspected of homosexual activity, hobbies are music and physical fitness. I'll take him over the other doctor, simply because he has the longer life-span. Patricia Clark - 28 yrs old, Protestant, black, daughter of a minister, college graduate, electronics engineer, single now after brief marriage, member of Zero Population Growth (political group that believes in opting not to reproduce to get the population down). Depending on the type of world we're living in - if it is equiped with electronical devices, she's in. If it's not, yeah she's in anyways. Jerry Blake - 51 yrs old, white, Mormon, BS in mechanics, married w/ 4 children, enjoys outdoors, much experience in construction, quite handy, reputation for having anti-black and anti-Semetic sentiments. Ok, assuming that this is a "desert island" scenario where there are no buildings, then I'll keep him around. Racial prejudices usually take a backseat to life-and-death situations. He'll teach the young-ins how to build stuff. He's in. Father Franz - 37 yrs old, white, Catholic priest, active in civil rights, former college athlete, farming background, often criticized for liberal political views. Yeah, he's in. Grow crops, set up a system. Good stuff. Dr. Julio Gonzalez - 66 yrs old, Mexican-American, Catholic, doctor in general practice, 2 heart attacks in the last 5 years, loves literature and quotes extensively Nah, he's too old and would die off in a few months. Liability. Of course, this whole thing is staged - and if you don't pick the woman with diabetes, it "really" means your perfect world would have no fat and jewish people in it. If you didn't pick the old guy because he had 2 heart attacks in the last 5 years, it "really" means your perfect world would not have any old people in it... and so on. I think I only picked 2 females, one of whom is an infant - that means my "perfect" world would have no women in it... and I picked the gay guy.. who am I, Downhome?? Jesus Christ, this whole thing is staged!

I can safely say that we haven't seen ANYTHING like what is going to happen on New Years Eve. Can you imagine what the wrestling equivalent of this would mean to wrestling fans? They'd be going BONKERS.

I don't know why they have it on New Years Night (I'm assuming it's a big ratings time in Japan... I guess... ) but Meltzer is saying it's to the biggest thing ever where the big tv networks are throwing around cash like there's no tomorrow in order to get the big stars and to have the biggest shows. Rudimar looks younger in that pic than he does on TV.

Getting flustered there, EH Downhome? I think I AM on to something HERE. And what's this about you wanting to kiss me?

Are you inferring that you've been having homo-sexual relations with Dames, Downhome? Is THAT the big secret you're worried about others finding out Dames? I think I've stumbled upon a massive conspiracy here. RRR: Worried about this post being deleted. RRR: Worried about being deleted.

So the WWE has 3 hours of television - Heat, Velocity, and Confidential - which companies like TNA and the UFC would KILL for, as well has 4 hours of television to hype those shows up. And they are getting ECW-like numbers... hell, that's actually WORSE than ECW, who had no promotion and followed up ROLLER JAM and preceeded ROCKINBOWL on Friday Nights. Jesus fuckin Christ WWE, DO SOMETHING with these shows!!!

And DAMMIT Dupree should have done his DANCE infront of the Rock during the promo rather than after he beat the Rock down... that would have been PERFECT material for the Rock to blast and would've gotten the move over BIG TIME.

I was more hyped by the fans going BONKERS over the Rock and Foleys interactions with him than the Rock himself... cept for his interaction with ~LILIAN~ which had me on the floor.

SPERRY! Makes his return to PRIDE. THE WORLDS STRONGEST MAN is thinking about MMA? NO not THAT worlds strongest man! Will we have another NATHAN JONES?! OR maybe the next BOB SAPP! Is either GOOD?! NOGUIERA! Will not compete New Years Eve. NOGUIERA WILL! and against SAKURABA! WHA? LEARN! MORE! IIIIIIIT'SSSSSSSS MMA News UPDATE! December 9th 2003! "WORLD'S STRONGEST MAN" CONSIDERING MMA He stands 6 '7, weighs 325lbs, and was named the 1998 "World's Strongest Man", but there is one more thing you might not know about this athlete from Sweden. Magnus Samuelsson may now be on the verge of entering the world of Mixed Martial Arts. There have been a number of reports surfacing in Japan over the past few days, but it does appear that Samuelsson is much more then a casual fan of MMA. In fact the "World's Strongest Man" is a personal friend of the legendary Royce Gracie, and it appears that Gracie is the one that is pushing Samuelsson to consider fighting in Japan. MMAWeekly has learned that Gracie has asked Samuelsson to accompany him to the ring for the upcoming PRIDE event on December 31st. Whether or not this trancends into a PRIDE debut remains to be seen, but one more reason for fans to eagerly anticipate this upcoming year-end DSE event. (mmaweekly.com) ---------------------------------------------- Mário Sperry faces Don Frye at Pride Our friends from Brazilian Top Team confirms: Zé Mário Sperry faces the vet Don Frye at December 31 Pride. Sperry's last fight was on September,2002, when he defeated Andrey Kopylov by TKO. During this time, the Zen Machine went on a surgery due to a hands injury after a training with Rodrigo Minotauro. Don Frye was at Pride 26, this June, when he lost to Mark Coleman by judges decision. (tatame.com) Antonio Rodrigo Noguiera injured. A Japanese website just reported (www.sanspo.com) that Nog will not be able to compete on 12/31/03. He sustained a broken nose and a fracture in his right arm when he fought CroCop. He thought he might be healed up by 12/31, but he doesn't think he will be. Fedor vs. TK The Japanese media is now reporting that Fedor Emeianenko will most likely face T.K. Kohsaka on the Antonio Inoki show, scheduled for December 31st. Kohsaka has a cut stoppage win over Fedor dating back to their days in the RINGS organization Antonio Rogerio Noguiera faces Sakuraba! "Brazilian journalist reports the following matchups will take place at the PRIDE SP show on December 31st: Mario Sperry vs. Don Frye Rogerio 'Minotoro' Nogueira vs. Kazushi Sakuraba" Rogerio is Rodrigo "MINOTAURO" brother. http://www.fightsport.com/fightsport/news/news.htm (via IRONLIFE.com)

Here's a pic of Rudimar (far right) AAAAAAAAAND for shits and giggles, a pic of Nog and Wand

Ooooh, TOUGH CALL! WWE vs. Fans WWE vs. Common Sense. WWE vs. Common Sense, because that ultimately goes against the fans and should actually be easier to win for the WWE - since it's *Common* sense and they should have it, yet they still can't quite get it. Meanwhile, the fans are a bit harder to please. I mean, common sense would say that the McMahons should stay off TV; but the fans still cheer them...