RavishingRickRudo

Oh yeah? Then explain THIS! *reveals a shrine dedicated to Frank Darabont and Tom Hanks* HUH?! EXPLAIN!!! *See's that "Rudo" is engraved near the bottom* Um... er... Heh... wrong shrine...

Sweet Temptation

Don't look at me. I prefer escorts and high-priced Faberge Eggs.

I guess you're not the CastAway mark that you thought you were

6: Whats with fred not appreciating when a man kills for her. First gun, then Wes. Back in my day, you shoot your daddy 9-10 times or break a guys neck for a girl, they knew you were the one. Damn kids and their rock music That is SOOOOOO the awesomest point. In other news, goofy Fred has entered Reruns up here... YAAAAAAAY!

I'd rather Torrie have a shirt with two volleyballs in the front with red handprints and "Wilson" written on it.

I just can't seem to find myself caring about Trishes infatuation-of-the-month. Jeff Hardy, The Rock, Bubba, McMahon... RRR: Hoping "Lita gets fired" becomes a running gag. JR: Uh oh, Lita stepped on Bischoffs foot! King: You know what thaaat means! *Lita is shown leaving the arena* *Lita comes back* Lita: Oops, forgot my brush. Bischoff: Lita, I was thinking... I've been having this really bad sore on the bottom of my foot and when you stepped on it, it popped and went away... so I was thinking, you really shouldnt be fired. Lita: Gee, thanks Eric. JR: BAH GAWD! YES! LITA BACK ON RAW!

Oh, and Christians new music has Lita moaning the "Chriiiiistiiiiaaaan" part

*Armageddon* JR: Oh no! Molly Holly is just destroying Lita! Who can save her? *Christian runs in but then gets ambushed by Jericho for some unexplained reason and gets beaten down as well* *Later that night, Christian and Lita have a talk in the back while they get medical attention* Lita: Thanks for helpin me out there Christian, I'm sorry you got beaten up. Christian: I'm sorry that I couldn't help you. Lita: You got jumped from behind by Jericho - it wasn't your fault. You tried. Christian: I can't believe Chris did that to me... he was.... he was my only friend... I trusted him... now I'm all alone. I don't want to be alone anymore Lita... I don't want to be alone... *Christian starts to tear up and Lita hugs him. She realizes that the camera is on her* Lita: let's go somewhere more private... ok. Christian: *sniff* ok. *Christian comes out on RAW after having a "special night" with Lita at Armageddon. He still has the saddened look on his face* Christian: JERICHO! JERICHO! YOU SONNOFABITCH! GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE!!! *Jericho comes out* *The two former friends go face-to-face* Christian: I only have ONE question to ask you Jericho... ONE QUESTION that relates to last night. *Jericho has a concerned look on his face* Christian: WHERE'S MY MONEY! JR: What? *Jericho acts pissed off* Christian: C'mon! C'mon! PAY UP BABY! Christian done got him some last night and you owe me 50 Gs! JR: 50 G's??! King: What's going on! GOT HIM SOME?! is he talking about... JR: Oh I hope he's not. Jericho: Congratulations young man, but do you have any, say, PROOF?! Christian: Oh, I got proof alright. *Titantron shows "hidden camera footage" of Christian and Lita alone in a hotel room... they hug, she takes off her top* JR: My God.. King: MY GOD! Jericho: Ok, ok, ok, THAT'S ENOUGH! That's enough.... Christian: Ok, so where's my money?! Jericho: Sorry Junior, but you won't be gettin your money tonight... Christian: What?! The deal was which ever one of us bangs a WWE diva the other would give him $50,000 so pay up. KING: WHAT? JR: Oh how low can you get! Jericho: I know the bet Christian, I was the one who proposed it. But you weren't the only one gettin some last night... oh no... JR: He didn't. Jericho: Roll the footage! *Titantron shows Jericho lying in bed next to "someone"...* JR: Oh no, it can't be. King: Is that trish stratus?! *That someone rolls over to reveal Molly Holly* *Jericho and Molly look at the camera and kiss* Jericho: HAHAHAHA! Look at the time junior! That was 1 hour before you bumped uglies with Lita! I knew you were going to get some the moment you ran in on that match - so I had a contingency plan... Molly felt like she wasn't getting enough respect as womens champion, so I gave her the respect she deserved... and I gave her it again, and again, and again! R-E-S-P-E-C-T, I just *beeped* Molly! *Christian is outraged* Jericho: So hows about YOUSE pay up! *Jericho continues to gloat* *Trish runs in* Trish: How could you, how could you, how could you do this?? *Jerichos mood changes* Jericho: No, baby, this was just a game... this molly holly thing, it wasn't personal... it was... just a game... I love you Trish... I love you... *Trish "thinks about it" then slaps Jericho and leaves*

By "the way we want" you mean "Christian bangs Lita and comes out to brag to Jericho about having won the bet to see who'd bang a WWE diva first"... right?

"Yeah, this match was hittin about 75 on my Rudometer, but then it slowed down to about 50" ... good call!

And what's Trish's obsession with putting "Stratus" in everything??? Stratusfaction, Stratusphere, Stratusvarius... Is she trying to compete with Edge? What is with Canadians and trying to put their name in everything??? ......

C'mon! It's like S*ck It! That sold well, this should too! Whattyamean that was 5 years ago?? RRR: Waiting for the "Where's the beef" shirt...

Wrestling without swerves just wouldn't be wrestling. Thank-you for that insight Mr. Russo.

Did Jericho even lay a finger on Austin in their "feud"?

WWF World Title plastic and foam belt that doesn't really look like the title.

Bart and Milhouse were watching South Park, and a robot farted or something... and they started to dance around talking about how much they loved violence. It was really piss-poor and it was sad to see the simpsons sink so low.

He says "Fuck" too much.

Matt Hardy comes down to propose to Lita, instead he gets her fired. Lita is fired... no wait, she's back. Kane comes down and clears out Evolution... beats up Goldberg. That, along with crying for Austin when he'll be back before NWO - it's not a good idea to keep jerking your audience around.

OH MAN! OOOOH MMAAAAAAAAN!!! WHAT AN AWESOME RAW!!! Such entertainment, such Drama, best RAW EVER!!! .... Actually it was pretty regular. With too many swerves. Not a good idea to keep doing so many of those.

But how many shows has it been building up? I like Samoa Joe. His match with London was pretty neat. He's nothin fancy. I like that.

I thought the South Park parody was rather weak. Was it supposed to be?? Like, them out-worsening South Parks parody of the Simpsons? RRR: Thinking South Park did a better job with Butters trying to take over the world by blocking the sun...

It should be noted that it was a big laugh, about 15-20 seconds long.

I watched a lil bit of the eps. tonight. I laughed once. It was at Chief Wighams "Feel free to say something any time Lou, these topics are gold"

They can finally have that cheesy piano and Bolton-esque intro we've all be waiting for. "There's a fight in my heart that I know I can't win, Trying to pull us apart, before we begin. This feeling inside, this feeling so strong I know I can't hide, that I know is so wrong. It's RAW emotion For me and for you It's RAW emotion So false and so true! It's RAW emotion Like never before It's RAW emotion It's an never ending war! Between the ropes and between the sheets Reaching for hope and feeling the heat The burning desire, the rising flames Trying to cool the fire, trying to place the blame It's RAW emotion For me and for you It's RAW emotion So false and so true! It's RAW emotion Like never before It's RAW emotion It's an never (never) ending (ending) WAAAAAAAR.