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Randlemans fights are usually like that Pin. His first fight in Pride was just plain bad.

I am breathless. I avoided the spoilers all day so I could go in fresh. And all I have to say is... FUCK THE WWE. FUCK THEM! FUCK THE WWE FOLDER! PRIDE IS LIFE! This forum should be fucking dedicated to MMA! I wanna kick everyones fucking ass who doesn't watch it cause it is fucking LIFE! Never, NEVER, in wrestling have I been so emotionally invested as I was tonight - or at UFC 44, or at Pride Total Elimination, or at UFC 43, or at Pride 25... 5 great shows this year (5!) and we're not done yet. FUCK WRESTLING. I've watched it seemingly my whole life and right now I am saying FUCK WRESTLING. I am sweating right now cause I was fucking bouncing all around my living room... fuck the edge of my seat, I was off my fucking rocker going insane. Bobish vs. Goodridge. -Ended quickly, but I was happy to see Gary win. Bobish is a fucking pussy. Rampage vs. Liddell - Before the event, I wasn't really "feeling it". I mean, it already happened so it didn't have that "anything can happen" feel, cause it already happened... I just didn't know about it. But then this fight came and it was awesome and I was totally into it. This is probably the best stand-up fight since Frye/Takayama. Those bodyshots were the sickest I've seen... and I've seen Fedor. Liddell has been exposed as someone who is virtually clueless on his back. Silva vs. Yoshida FUCK YEAH! YOSHIDA!!!! FUCK YOU! The only reason he's missing from my sig is because there wasn't enough room... YOSHIDA IS THE REAL MOTHERFUCKING DEAL MOTHERFUCKERS! He took some sick shots in that match and kept on ticking. Hendo vs. Busta -ROCK ON!! Henderson is the man! Take THAT Brazilian Top Team!~ You bunch of fucking cockfuckers! Sakuraba vs. Randleman - I'll admit it. I thought Sakuraba was going to get fucked up. And I'll admit it. I was jumping up and down when he won. All that stalling made the finish extra sweet for me. It was just a matter of time. Mirko Cro Cop vs. Nog -WHOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO!!!! Not only do the anti-yoshida cocksmacks get told but the crocop nutswingers got to see their hero cry like a fucking whorebitch. This was an amazing fight. I want to write a fucking book about it and entitle it "How I got my ass kicked and still fucking won" cause Nog is the fucking MAN. BTT FOR LIFE MOTHERFUCKERS! Silva vs. Rampage -What was that? What was that? WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? Was that like, 20 knees??? It had to be. I am going to watch that fight over and over again to count how many knees rampage took. Silva is scary. Him smiling while kneeing Rampage is sick, sick, sick... god I love it. That was just a fucking brutal display and much love to Jackson for taking that ass kicking like a man. And fuck it, Damon was fucking good too. 2003 was an awesome year for MMA and it's ALWAYS getting better. FUCK WRESTLING.

Tomko is nothing but a plot device used to further Fertigs character development. He's nothing without his brother. Admit it! WHO DOES HE TEACH THE MEANING TO??! WHO?! WHO>!>!>?!?! NO ONE! NOE NOEN! NOEONE!!!

I think this one was "smarter" because the style reflected content. But Fertig was just straight-up brilliant in it's blatent ripping from film and television to put together a storyline and character deeper than anything in modern-day professional wrestling... all based on a guys name being "Fertig"...

Chapter 102: Since the response to chapter 100 for Diva of the Decade was so great for this special young lady, we've decided to talk about SABLE in this chapter (Featuring Vince McMahon talking about how he fucks her all day long and on TV and gets away with it)... Yes, you, YOU the fans voted so much for her that we decided to give YOU, YOU, YOU what YOU wanted...

Chapter 100: Ok... we promised guest stars... but they asked for too much money... and there's no Austin... or Bret Hart... and the Diva of the Decade is Trish Stratus even though Sunny was hotter... but she's not hot now so we can't bring her out on stage... and they are really stupid awards that no one really cares about and it was all fixed from the beginning... BUT BAH GAWD WHAT A SPECIAL CHAPTER THIS IS!! *cue Mae Young cameo and HHH showing his ass*

Chapter 99 - Promoting the 100th chapter through "classic moments" from previous chapters and guaranteeing special guests.

Chapter 95: Why we don't make fun of the Irish.

(I'll be doing match-by-match preview and analysis later) LOS ANGELES, California - Three more matches were announced today to round out the fight card for PRIDE FC: FINAL CONFLICT, scheduled for November 9th, 2003 from the Tokyo Dome in Japan. In a reserve bout for the middleweight tournament, Brazilian Jiu Jitsu legend and former UFC champion Murilo Bustamante will be taking on PRIDE FC superstar Dan Henderson. Bustamante is coming off of a close split decision loss to Quinton Jackson at TOTAL ELIMINATION in what many considered the fight of the night. Henderson's last PRIDE FC appearance was at BODY BLOW where he TKO'd Japanese fighter Shungo Oyama in the first round. In the event of an injury to one of the tournament participants, the winner of Bustamante/Henderson will step in. In the second announced match, it will be a battle of super heavyweights as Gary "Big Daddy" Goodridge takes on UFC veteran and former King of the Cage champion Dan "The Bull" Bobish. In addition, "The Texas Crazy Horse" Heath Herring will go head to head with Japanese fighter Norihisa Yamamoto. FINAL CONFLICT Fight Card (Presented in Order) Gary "Big Daddy" Goodridge vs. Dan "The Bull" Bobish Middleweight Tournament Match #1 Quinton "Rampage" Jackson vs. Chuck "The Iceman" Liddell Middleweight Tournament Match #2 Wanderlei Silva vs. Hidehiko Yoshida Middleweight Tournament Match #3 (Reserve Match) Dan Henderson vs. Murilo Bustamante Heath Herring vs. Norihisa Yamamoto Kazushi Sakuraba vs. Kevin Randleman PRIDE FC Interim Heavyweight Championship Match Mirko "Cro Cop" Filipovic vs. Antonio Rodrigo "Minotauro" Nogueira Middleweight Tournament Final Match Winner Liddell/Jackson vs. Winner Silva/Yoshida Fight Card is subject to change. FINAL CONFLICT is scheduled for November 9th, 2003 from the Tokyo Dome in Japan. The event will premiere on North American pay per view (through iNDEMAND, DIRECTV, DISH NETWORK, UrbanXtra, TVN1, Bell Express Vu, and Viewer's Choice) on November 9th via same day delay.

Classically Classic Classics sounds more professional... The bar was raised tonight... that's for sure.

Chapter 84: There's a woman in the mens bathroom! Or... how JR became more like Dusty Rhodes and how we still keep him on...

Maybe we can post some "classic" lines from this thread after a cooling off period... it could be hosted by TheDames... "In every generation, on every board, there is a thread that surpasses the expectations of those in the industry... tonight, we will look back on one of those threads and remember that very special night where posters on TheSmartMarks messageboard wrote of a retarded wrestler named Fretig who only wanted to teach the special meaning of... well... everything..."

Chapter 80 - We don't know what happened or how this book got so messed up... all we did was start to write about the XFL and put so much time into that and let Stephanie McMahon take over...

Chapter 78: How Vince McMahon manages to keep his hair so well formed...

Chapter 74: Hey, what do you think WM 73 will be like??? Do we know enough about Roman Numerals to reach that? How about WM VII-III?? Or 7X3?? Chapter 74: Yes, there are 4 chapter 74's

Chapter 69 (Part 2): HHH gets all the women... but only one special lady got him.... Stephanie McMahon speaks for the first time in a 3 chapters after she said she was leaving this book forever.

Chapter 68: We don't change history

Chapter 64 - Just reminding you there are 4 more chapters until you reach Chapter 69... HAHHAHA 69! HHAHAHA! ATTITUDE!

Chapter 63: My god is Vince McMahon muscular or what? He's in his 50's! (W/ Photos)

He's not injured! He's just adjusting!

Chapter 60: There is no relationship to Kevin Nash coming into the WWE and Kevin Kelly leaving the WWE around the same time period... SO QUIT LOOKING FOR A CONNECTION! THERE ISN'T ONE!

Hey, Kevin Nash comes in and Kevin Kelly leaves around the same time... coincidence???

Kevin Nash!

Chapter 57: Why Mae Young loves America and Why America loves Mae Young.

KEVIN? There already is a Kevin in the WWE.... they will change his name to Fred.