RavishingRickRudo

You make it sound like it's impotence and not retardation. Impotence of THE MIND.

TomCo is under threat from a hostile takeover by Deadman Inc...

Well I figured Tomko would turn heel as he found a new surgical solution that could reverse Fertigs "problem". But Fertig wouldn't want it. But Tomko would insist and force it on him. And the wrestlers fight for Fertigs right to be himself. And in the end Tomko learns that there was never a problem with Fertig, just with himself and his own insecurity.

To learn the true meaning of Friendship, Brotherhood and Loyalty... naturally

I figure we are the better pager uppers. We turn any bad thread into a good, fucked-up, time. *marks out for "the cow goes moo"*

They should have a feud between Tomko and Albert and Big Show. And then one day Big Show will start picking on Fertig and Albert will see this and go on a rampage and allign with Fertig though still have a grudge with Tomko. Fertig will be torn between Tomko and Albert and through him the two rivals will patch up their differences.

Oh yeah, he has to have his Winnie the Pooh colouring booking with Crayons.

Terri: Have you ever been with a girl before? *Fertig looks off into space while waving his hand around* Terri: You know, I find a man who wears a hockey helmet to be real sexy... *Terri puts hand on Fertigs thigh* Fertig: ooooOOOOOOh. Terri: And I just love a man who's not afraid to wear corduroy pants with a windbreaker and velcro shoes...

Yeah, each "episode" or feud will have a Fertig helping out another wrestler. *Booker needs his GED* Fertig: YOU CAN DO IT!! Booker: I can't Fert, I can't! Fertig: YOU CAN DO IT! DO IT! Booker: I'm TRYIN. I'm TRYING. It's so HARD though. Fertig: DON'T GIVE UP! YOU CAN DO IT! Booker: You're right Fertig! You never give up, so why should I? I'm goin to pass this test and I'm goin to get my diploma. NOW CAN YOU DIG THAT?! FEEERRRTIIIIIGGG!!! Fertig: FEEERRRTIIIIIIGGGGG!!!

"We ain't teachin Fertig, Fertig's teachin us"

AHIOGJkldajgoiasdhjkadlshakjl!~!~!!!!!!!!!1 SPECIAL K! OH DEAR GOD!! POST OF THE DAY!@ POST OF THE DASY! POST OF THE DAY!

Ok, let's put this all together. Tomko should be marketed as a forward-minded business executive named Thomas whose company is called TomCo. He specializes in business solutions, networking, and WHOOPIN' ASS~! Catchphrase: "The smart money is on TomCo." T-Shirt: "Executive Secretary Of TomKo: Kickin' Ass and Takin' Names!" He has a brother named Fertig who got injured in a car accident and became retarded. He feels partially responsible for the accident and has thus become overly-protective of his brother and will do everything he can do help him lead a "normal life". Fertig doesn't really say much, infact, all he says is "I Fertig'd!" really loudly. However, as days pass he learns more and more about the world.

They need more retarded wrestlers in the WWE. It's really an area they haven't developed to its full potential. I'm talkin bout Mario Bros school bags, Red hockey helmets, ALF lunch boxes, that "not-quite-there-lookin-off-into-space" look, and of course, he'd come to the ring in a short yellow school bus. Maybe Tomko can be the over-protective brother who acts like there is nothing wrong with Fertig and wants him to live a "normal life" and feuds arise from when other wrestlers try to help him out.

Why would Mick Foley write any of the chapters??? I think you're confused Pin, this is a UNBIASED, OBJECTIVE look at the backstage area of the WWE - not some fluff piece that tows the company line and glorifies the McMahons... Oh no... this is completely untouched by the WWE.

Or he could be a wrestler with a gastro-intestinal problem and wrestlers can go around saying "Who Fertig'd?".

I figured that would be a subsection of Taker's chapter. I mean, you can't give Bradshaw and Holly their own chapters - i mean, they couldn't do "Vince McMahon is a Genius Part IV" because of that damned "The Boys" chapter and including WCW.

I can't wait for the audio version to come out with Finkle reading it... but half way through I bet Lillian Garcia takes over and ends up messing all the names up. "When Jeff Hardy won the first ever Undisputed title all "the boys" in the back cheered as he returned from the ring. The first to congratulate him was former tag partner withwhom he held the tag titles with, Bradshaw."

I forgot one chapter.. Chapter 12: The Undertaker - Locker Room Leader.

Why not "Sucks" and "Bad" ?? I like names that fit.

Chapter 1: Vince McMahon is a Genius Chapter 2: HHH does not hold talent back Chapter 3: Stephanie McMahon is the prettiest and smartest and best writer ever. (Introduction by HHH) Chapter 4: Shane McMahon is one of the boys Chapter 5: Everything on the internet about wrestling not owned by the WWE lies about what goes on Backstage. Chapter 6: Vince McMahon is a Genius Part II Chapter 7: Comparisons to the WCW backstage area. Chapter 8: Bruce Pricard, Pat Patterson, Michael Hayes, JR, and Gerry Brisco talk candidly about what makes the backstage "tick". Chapter 9: "The Boys" (very short, 1 or 2 pages) Chapter 10: Linda McMahon - the unsung hero. Chapter 11: Vince McMahon is a Genius Part III

Agreed. The story of Tiny Tazz must be told.

YES! YES! YES! YES! YES~!!!! I was going to have Cena become the new santa claus to save christmas, but it didn't have Taker in it... POST OF THE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's a matter of discussing if the sport can either go back to how it was to an extent, or if it would have been possible to remain as it was Maybe it should become a "sport" first.

Liv Tyler was basically written in to the movie, rather than being true to the book. She is the personification of Peter Jackson's raping of LOTRs. And Sam is considered by some to be the true hero of the book and an integral character - so his death would just add more fuel to the fires of hate. Of course, I'm not tied to the book so I don't care. I was just being a smartass.

I don't like that it has to be a shitty WWE developmental guy.