RavishingRickRudo

I feel like I'm watching a muppet. A poorly made, sooner-lovin, muppet.

The WM 8 match will probably be saved for a collectors edition DVD set (or something like it) when WM 20 rolls around.

But.. But.. But.. JR said "RVD could be the greatest IC champion of all time".. BIG RUB!! BIG RUB!!!

Silly Mole, this isn't an Angel thread.

Stephen Quadros has applied to be a WWE announcer. Of course, Vince has no idea who Stephen "Best announcer in the world today" Quadros is...

Austin wasn't saving her so much as he was looking to fight Steiner. You could see the Stacy stunner coming from a mile away once she touched him, my only real problem with it (aside from JR's "Oh that's crazy rattlesnake, he's so crazy") is Austins reaction at the end - he should have been more happy than *shrugs shoulders and grins*. It kinda reminds me of DDKanyon in a way.

Ok, by "vital" and "important" you mean "Flair should have lost and stayed retired" right?

You think that you can slip that "Benoit/Albert ****" by us?

Didn't Kane get put under house arrest... for a while... then in a court... case... um.... Look over there! LOOK! *runs*

That Test was sucking him off from under the table? ... too obvious.

1) Shawn Michaels is one of the worst promo men in the company. Or should I say: shawn MICHAELS... is ONE OF THE worst promo men... in the COMPANY. 2)The Rosie thing was fantastic. The way it all lead up to Austin walking by him - why can't the WWE build their feuds like that? 3)JR bot sure was malfunctioning tonight...

It's funny to see Shane try and get the crowd to bow down to him... it'll probably work too.

JR kept fucking up during the 6 man, so there may be something to that.. or JR is just a fucking moron.. I'll take that JR is a fucking moron option.

Ok, was the nurse the same chick who walked past Rosie a few minutes earlier?

It's amazing how winded he was after the "match". That whole turnbuckle run really must have fucked him up.

He also played the Gayest Character in Star Trek history... and you have to be pretty darn gay to be able to do that.

I love these weekly Shane threads. Seriously, I do.

JR is a fucking dumbass. That's all that needs to be said. On every single level. That man shouldn't be fit to drive.

Or maybe Shane changes Kane's chart and says he has cancer and subjects him to Chemo treatments.

Bob Backlund vs. Stan Hansen (1981) Hansen? On DVD. On WWE DVD. Ooooh Daddy. *Raises arm, adjusts elbow pad*

I have had quite a few e-mails asking me if I knew how Kane was after that horrendous car crash, and my answer is that I really don’t know. After watching what took place, I have to say it sure looked like he was not going to be in the ring anytime soon. Then again, with Kane, you never know. Shane McMahon always pushes the limits with things that he does. I have a feeling that once Kane recuperates from this, Shane is going to be in a world of trouble. Droz's 2 Cents

You won't like me when I'm angry The Incredible MAC!

Here comes the money The possibilities are endless. They could do an "Escape from LA" Gimmick were Snake... I mean, Shane... has to go on a mission to find the daughter of the president and kill some guy or something.. "You may have survived Cleveland. You may have escaped from New York. But, this is L.A., vato. And, you're about to find out that this fu**ing city can kill anybody!" - Cuervo Jones, Escape from LA

...And then when Shane is about to inject himself with the serum, he dies... but get this... he doesn't really die! Infact, mixed with his McMahon DNA, the "poison" Kane injected him with makes Shane SUPERSTRONG and gives him the power to eliminate Kane once and for all. How ya like me now?

I can't wait to see Shane jump Kane in the hospital, but then Kane gets the advatage and shoves an unidentified needle into Shanes arm... then, we find out next week that Shane has some sort of rare disease and has one month to live and the only thing that can save him has been STOLEN by KANE. So they will FIGHT for the needle which will save Shanes life at SURVIVOR SERIES, which happens to be the critical day.