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And they have COMPLETLEY forgotten about it. There is so much more you can do with "Cheat to Win" - it flows more smoothly and is a philosophy rather than a criminal record. It's a shame the WWE had to be so stupid and "turn Eddie heel" (wink) just when the crowd started to chant "Cheat! Cheat! Cheat!" That's the greatest chant ever.

He could have done that at Summerslam.

He was so fucked up during that period of time that he probably couldn't remember if he wanted to. Have I mentioned how much I fucking HATE "Lie, Cheat, and Steal"? Well, I fucking hate it. It's CHEAT TO WIN!!! The WWE and their retarded policy of never using anything good!

When Eddie was entering the Arena on Smackdown and there was a guy in an NWO shirt looking on, I was hoping he'd say "The NWO? They're good, but they're no LWO"

Eddies WCW theme (Chavos current/former WWE theme) rocked both "latino heat" and "LCS" out of the water.

She's indicative of the WWE hiring process and quite frankly I think this issue is underblown on this board due to the horrendous complacency the WWE fans have had to undergo in order to like the shows. "Know nothing so we can teach you everything" Unfortunately, the WWE knows dick-all and the only good announcer is Tazz (A WRESTER). She'll be another Coach/Leary, where the only good thing said about her is "well, at least she is comfortable infront of a camera". The Cat is gone from Velocity and allofasudden a new person shows up -to team with Josh Mathews- for Afterburn.

*Hugs Voodoo Doll*

"Groin, you're just not championship material." That's how HHH can beat this and have it never come back again.

Bret Hitman Clarke. ...God bless you buffer.

The convo between Bruce Willis and Denis Franz in DH2 is priceless. It's like two completely different people talking. *marks for "Mr. Falcon"* Movies like Strip Tease and Showgirls that get shown on TV, but don't show the only reason why you'd ever watch it, is hilarious because the stations often promote them as if they do.

Lemme tell ya somethin Gene Oakerland, you out here talkin bout a KLIQ. Well the only kliq you need to know about is the Harlem Heat and Sista Sherry. See because what you're dealin with here is the brothahood. It's non stop from this point on in WCW. We takes what we want, and ever we take lex luger and the giant we want the gold SUCKA, HULK HOGAN we comin for you Nugga! - Booker T. RRR: So happy he has that on his harddrive.

Vince Sr had Vince Jr - Fuck up #1. Vince Jr met Linda - Fuck up #2. Linda got sexed up by Vince and had Shane - Fuck up #3. Linda got sexed up by Vince and had Steph - Fuck up #4.

*scene starts with Jackie telling Rico some dirty lil secret of hers and Rico does a "Hah Hah HAH" laugh.* *Jericho enters in a French Maid outfit* Jericho: The stipulation said butler jackass, not maid. This is ridiculous. What is this? I'm a former Undisputed Champion dammit, I deserve more respect. Rico: Oh, but you look so cute in that uniform. *Jackie notices something* Jackie: Why aren't you wearing any underwear? Jericho: I dunno, how the hell should I know, he's the guy who told me not to wear any, ask him. *Jackie looks at Rico* Rico: Oh, the fun is just getting started. Now bend over Chris. Chris: No way, No way, No, No... I am not doing that, I will not bend over. Rico: Oh come on. Chris: NO. Rico: Please? Chris: NO. Rico: I command you! Bend over! You're my maid! MY MAID! Jericho: I am not your maid! I am your butler! Your butler! YOUR BUTLER! *Jackie intentionally drops something* Jackie: Could you pick that up for me Chris? Chris: No problem. *Chris slowly bends over and checks out Jackie while doing so* Rico: Did you say Butler, or Butter? *Rico pulls out a stick of butter and moves towards Jericho* *Chris is still bent over* Chris: But... *close up of Jerichos face - a look of shock* *close up of Ricos face - a look of madness* Rico: EXACTLY! *close up of Jerichos face - crybaby face* *close up of Ricos face - happy* *HHH appears on screen* HHH: Oh, that's happened to me before. But only I wasn't the one bending over. RRR's Commentary: Now, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, Rudo, what the fuck was that? Well, I had a goal and that goal was to bury Jericho in the worst possible way and somehow relate that to HHH. And I think I succeeded. The rest of the storyline will be like Oz and Jericho is Ricos Prag. *cue Oz's music*

Bossman getting eliminated in the 92 rumble by Flair and clotheslining himself on the bottom rope. Oh the rewinds on that one.

Have Jericho lose a match to Rico where the stipulation is whomever loses must become the other persons butler. Oh Ho Ho, the Hilarity that will ensue.

*The McMahons are driving in a car; all of 4 of them.* Vince: Who rules? Shane/Steph/Linda: McMahons Rule! Vince: Who rules? Shane/Steph/Linda: McMahons Rule! *together*: McMahons Rule! McMahons Rule! McMahons Rule! *shot of banana peel on the road* *runs over peel and Vince loses control of the car* *car goes off the road and falls off a cliff* *graphic is shown: THE END* *wrestlers celebrate in the ring*

I liked Hogans Rock Bottom on the Rock at Mania 18. It was much better than that guy who does it... what's his name... he's tall... sorta funny lookin...um... oh, THE ROCK. No one ever really manages to get a good cripplers crossface on Benoit. Maybe it's because his arms are waaaay too small to hook and it crunches the guy up doing it. Benoit, however, did the worlds greatest ankle lock to Angle at RR03 with the ~double wristlock~ applied around the ankle.

Ortons RKO is used more as a finesse move rather than the impact move that DDP used (which is why he only does it with one arm/hand - the other is used as a "hey, look one hand")It's like "well, it's an already established finisher, so why try making it look painful?" There is no attempt to make the move "technically" legitimate and it comes off horribly. And this is from someone who *doesn't* hate Orton. RRR: Doesn't understand why it wasn't called the "Ace Crusher" given Ortons heritage. Ok, I *do* understand why: they're morons. But other than that... "well, Marc Mero had a move called the TKO which had a cutter at the end of it... "

Undertito's MMA skizzillz are what makes his matches worth watching. It's fun to watch Underfedor get guys against the ropes and unleash the fury that is the soupbonez, or Undertauro rock the triangle and then make up cute nicknames for the guy.

It doesn't. If you have had it on you, you know that it takes your breath away very quickly and cuts off circulation. It took Enson Inoue less than 10 seconds to go out.

Yes, it is clear how Taker vs. Angle _the mini-feud_ will finish. The match next week is still up in the air and I am expecting it to carry on for at least 3 weaks.

Not next week. I could see the possibility of Taker tapping to Angle, but it hasn't been set up properly - just Angle saying "I will tap you out". They need to bring out footage of the "triangle"/powerbomb tap/pin" and tease it again in a match (maybe the next Smackdown match). Angle's motivation to tap Taker out can be established, but it cannot come full circle in just one show. It has to mean something.

With a triangle choke you are supposed pull the head down towards your groin; the pressure from your legs around his head and his arm being held is enough to put the opponent out. No thrusting needed. What Undertauro did (continious humping) would actually hinder the move rather than increase it's pressure.

...and Steph can be Rose and Shane can be Sophia and Vince can be Dorthy. Pat Patterson can be Stan.

Ok, from now on Linda will either be called "Blanche" or "The Golden Girl" ok?