RavishingRickRudo

*DING* Had Kane been the unstoppable monster from the summer who beat everyone to become #1 contender, you'd have people think "This guy could/*should* be champion". Fact is, Kane didn't beat Shawn -OR- HHH (aka the two previous #1 contenders), so why does he get it? Oh, because of a technicality. That completely kills the mystique; it kills the competitive aspect. The #1 Contender shouldn't just be a title to assign someone, it should be ACTIONS which define a wrestler. The point of the feud is that you have the 2 BEST WRESTLERS going at it to see who is THE best. That's the appeal. Kane is not represented as the best. Neither is Benoit, unfortunately.

So you want me to write a theatre production of "3 Men and a Baby: The Next Baby"?? I dunno, I've never done anything like that before...

But when you have the supposed _face champion_ say that "germany sucks" because "Germany" -for some reason or another- booed him, it's not really showing any appreciation for that town/country. Why would fans want to come back? A better solution would have been trying to win them over with a "hey, you guys can boo me, you can cheer me, as long as you come out and react to me that's great - I love Germany and I hope next time you show the same spirit you did tonight". Of course, in retrospect its easy for me to say that, but Eddie has been doing this for 15+ years, he should know better.

Err... what does that have to do with anything regarding this storyline? Dumbass: "Who ever says the #1 Contender storyline can work at a ME level is wrong because that's the pretense of the Kane/Benoit feud and it's boring" Me: "But Kane isn't even a legitimate #1 Contender; the heart of this storyline is both Champion and Contender are strong." Dumbass #2: "Well this guy and this guy weren't eliminated and that didn't stop the WWE" I really don't see the point of that last part.

They need to capitalize on this ASAP. "Come to WWE live events where you get to see EDDIE GUERRERO lose his mind and maybe -just maybe- you'll be the lucky fan who gets assaulted!"

*Weeps* *Begins writing a screenplay for Denisov, Marsters, and Fillion entitled "3 Men and a Baby: The Next Baby"*

But they are women in the WWE - their roles aren't exactly the same as the mens today, let alone the same as the mens 10, 20 years ago. There is a MUCH lower standard (chewing gum while walking, maybe -if they get up to the level- walking and sucking on a lolipop) so I don't think the "c'mon, it's wrestling, it's tuff" is exactly appropriate here. I see it more as Ivory and Jackie wanting to go back on TV and the odds of them doing that are greater when there is less competition.

You've got to be kidding me. The flaws in Benoit/Kane are numberous, the #2 flaw being that Kane didn't legitimately become #1 contender (the #1 flaw is the TV time they are giving to the feud). For the "Champion vs. #1 Contender" to work, you have to have two strong competitors, since -of course- this "story" is based on competition.

Ok, how about Palumbo and Hardy? They're the team we've all be waiting for. My god, can you imagine the punches?

I'm sure we'll get La Rez vs. Matt Hardy and Albert.

It's so great to see a retard getting more attention than the World Champion. I mean, who cares about HBK?

I couldn't get through the first paragraph because of my severe lack-of-interest, but the photos of her have gotten a rise out of me... could someone summarize what exactly happened?

Not Fade Away A Hole in the World ... that last scene finally caught up to Apocalypse Nowish.

Godammit Downhome, you just had to do that! Now I gotsta like you and shit. FUCK. There goes half the fun of this board. I watched some of "The/A Knights Tale" or as I call it "The Alan Tudyk Owning Shit Show", cause that's what it was. Tudyk is soooooo the MAN and I heard lil hints of Wash in there and I smiled. I too want a browncoat, or at the very least a jumpsuit like Wash.

Goddamn you. You haven't read my Angel posts, I fucking cuss up a storm there.

Hmm... maybe if it was Eugene.

Yeah, it kinda does. Curry, what the fuck is going on man? You were the one to tell me the thread got moved and now you pussy your way out of this acting like your hands are fucking clean. For what? Jesus fucking christ, don't tell me you want the approval of the Hardcore Folder fucktards? Get a fucking spine.

That's retarded. I don't think the Cancer demographic is exactly strong enough to warrant this. "Rape" is too played out in the WWE, as they've hinted at it way too much in stupid lil angles. They couldn't really get away with it in-ring and that's where something like this needs to be. The spirit is there, but the details need to be sorted out.

Probably. I think it's one of those too-far things, like if a foreign heel went all 'I love al-Qaeda' in America. Here's the thing; the WWE and its heels have been so fucking bland and tame that they need that sort of thing. NOTHING is bringing passion out in the fans, and that's the success of angles, characters and matches - passion. If they can get people try to raid the fucking ring, why the fuck not?

That's a good idea, but I think the better idea is be persistant until I get banned. What's the point of being on a board that has blatent hypocrites running it? People got "flamed" here because they simply had no right to be here; anyone who put themselves in this thread was subject to it. This will happen again, cause there isn't any clear definition of what belongs in the WWE folder and what doesn't and the mods/admin don't think it's important to give explanations as to why things are moved. Heaven forbid there be accountability. Why, then there would have to be equal enforcement of the rules and that's just ludicrous; Insane; Mad; Unheard of. Why do that when you can pick-and-choose at the whim of fucking morons?

So I'm the only one who finds that fucking brilliant for a heel to do?

DAMMIT! FLLLAAAAAAAAAAAG!!!!! You are quickly becoming my mortal enemy.

I have no doubt, since you recommended it, that this will be moved. I mean, Site Feedback clearly isn't the place for problems with the board.

I know, I've realized where I went wrong. See, when the Smackdown thread got moved cause of -well, all I can come up with is cause you said "this shouldn't be here"-, I figured it out. This board isn't about being smart or posting actual content; it's about being stupid and thoughtless and most importantly, always going with the flow and never doing anything different.

I don't even get that. And maybe that's the problem. Cause CLEARLY, I missed the time on this board when you were relevant and quips like that meant something. Had I been around then, then my time now could go to more productive things, like... throwing in hilarious one-liners and "inside jokes" and trying so hard to appear casual with this forced laissez-faire attitude and talk about how people "try too hard" and whatnot. I've been doing it all wrong. Why post content when you can just post... "nothing"?