Jobber of the Week

I could make a joke about blood going (or not going) to his brain, but... Nah. Hot damn! I know who our star Olympic runner is going to be in Athens this year! "You want some of this, Zimbabwe? How about you, Brazil? Bring it on!"

Yup. We went over this before. And the various parties: The best one was the guy who talked to the Flying Saucer Society of Dover, Delaware.

I think some of these polls are more biased than some people think the media is. When I tried the SelectSmart poll, underneath my ideal candidate was Green Party Candidate and Socialist Candidate. I'm not about to vote for either of those. I hate to reflect a party on three guys, but having watched the campaigns of Ralph Nader, Peter Camejo (recall candidate), and Matt Gonzalez (SF Mayor candidate), I have no intentions for voting for a Green anytime soon. Obviously, if I didn't like any of those guys, I wouldn't be voting Socialist either.

Love the background. JOBS GROWTH OPPERTUNITY Needs more "LOL"

I was going to make a funny edited picture with Bush's head on some bodybuilder right here, but a Google image search for "great body" just brought up a bunch of naked wimmen. Too bad, too, or you all would be seeing a pretty amusing picture right here.

Uh, correct me if I'm wrong, but the press is how the American people find out what their government is up to. Wasn't getting pissy. It's just that in the middle of all this love and affection I wasn't exactly sure if I could catch you in that one.

What did they ever do to him, though? And since we're talking about how much you LOVE the current crew and their policies, are you a big fan of the abstinence-only sex ed policies too?

I don't know. Peter Jennings was pushing Clark that the deserter term was factually incorrect and basically telling Clark he should know better. I don't have a whole lot of military knowledge and don't speak to a lot of Bush supporters outside of here (everyone I know who approves of the war hates his domestic policy) so I've never really had anything other than liberal talking heads talk to me about Bush's record in the Air Guard, and AWOLBush.com is down right now.

Bannable joke? There is one? The only catchphrase around here I can remember that might be bannable from overuse is "BAN PLZ"

It was actually pretty amusing because it was a Rumsfeld-quality response in a place where it was actually appropriate. Now, Don's press abuse at the podium is the one that really gets me. "Why do you think you can ask me a question like that?!" (paraphrased) Well, let see. This is a Q&A session. They ask you questions. You answer them. It's not all that hard, really.

I'm not sure if it was right for me to admire this or not.

MP3 Link Where to start on this one? Mr. O, with guest Carrie Fisher, goes on repeatedly about how he liked her in the Leia bikini in Star Wars, and repeats that it "turned me straight." She laughs and talks about her book. Carrie talks about the story of her book, where her man leaves her for another man. Bill is all comforting with a hint of being smitten over this. "Oh, well, you know, I'd never do that." Carrie stops to once again mentions the Star Wars bikini, and O'Reilly agrees, then finally realizes what he's implying by using the word "turned", and starts correcting himself: This goes over Carrie's head, and she again repeats with "I turned you heterosexual" just moments later. O'Reilly turns the conversation to Oxygen (or "The Babe Channel" as he puts it) and airs some clips about Carrie and Susan Sarandon discuss sending Bill his own herd of Llamas. Carrie explains that it's part of a charity Susan is running, and Bill wonders if Susan sends llamas to people who don't want them: At this point, O'Reilly discusses the impressions he's left in Hollywood, and Carrie tries to cheer him up by telling him that the Hollywood types just don't know the "real you", and pictures Bill, Susan, and herself all at the LA airport having a grand time, listening to O'Reilly's favorite music (disco, of course) and giving Bill some llamas to fly back to New York with. This continues until it's time for Fisher to go: This was better than the stuff on Comedy Central. I swear to God.

Conversely, while I support the death penalty in special cases, I tend to support life sentences for people who cause harm or death (again, depends on the situation, maybe not if the case of death) while simply parole'ing others. If we didn't keep hauling people to jail for smoking pot, we'd have more room for wifebeaters, thugs, and murderers.

This second poll is a little crazy. I've taken it before with several others and we agreed it tended to favor Dean for almost everybody who wasn't blatantly Republican.

Excuse me, but isn't it true he skipped his post for about a year? I thought that WAS a deserter, or is it just AWOL or some other word? I don't get the whole deserter controversey since I was under the impression Bush was a deserter.

But did he order them with extra grits?

What do you like about Bush that you don't like about the more moderate Democrats, such as Lieberman or Edwards? I'm curious, because I'm obviously a big supporter of smaller, less instrusive/effective government through political gridlock come this November.

Prediction: Tonight was the last big showing you'll see from Joe Lieberman before his quitting.

Edwards: "I support the second amendment, but that doesn't mean someone needs an AK-47 just to hunt." That paints a funny mental picture.

EDIT :Whoops, wrong thread

He talked about it for two sentences before moving on to talking about being a prosecutor.

Clark givin' shoutouts to Mikey Moore.

Kerry: 100% Kucinich: 98% (sure it would be lower, but I answered No Opinion to a lot of program-related issues) Dean: 94% Sharpton: 93% Clark: 90% Edwards: 85% Lieberman: 82% Bush: 18%

I wish he'd stop making sense so I could join the right in attacking him.

Dean just got owned by Sharpton. LOL. "If I spent as much money as you did and got 19%, I'd still be howling."