Jobber of the Week

Can't believe I'd reach the day where my own hometown gets mentioned on TSM. O'REILLY AND SAVAGE PARROTS ARE WALKING THROUGH OUR STREETS RIGHT NOW! RUN!

Anyone catch Craig Kilborn last night? "WE'RE GOING TO CALIFORNIA, CALIFORNIA ADVENTURE, MAGIC MOUNTAIN, LEGOLAND, WE'RE GOING TO POTTERY BARN, THE GAP, THEN KRISPY KREMES, AND THEN WE'RE GOING TO WASHINGTON DC TO TAKE BACK THE WASHINGTON MONUMENT AND THE WHITE HOUSE!" Then In The News was presented by "Denial: The State That Dean Forgot To Mention."

Nah. I think he'll just stick to his old ideals: "If we don't stop extending our troops all around the world in nation-building missions, then we're going to have a serious problem coming down the road. I'm going to prevent that."

BTW: Arnold Before: We gotta cut spending! It's spending that's causing this! You guys have a spending addiction! You need to go to an addiction place! Arnold After: Well. Uh. Yeah, I guess we gotta do more than cut spending. Arnold Before: Put me in office and our money nightmare will be over! Arnold After: Approve my bond and our money nightmare will be over! Arnold Before: I can do all of this AND lower the car tax! Arnold After: This would have been easier except I lowered the car tax.

He's using some of the EXACT SAME GODDAMN TRICKS that Gray Davis used! It's just easier to swallow because it's being delivered in a near-patented voice and personality you recognize from Hollywood. The real incredibly sad part was that I honestly believed Warren Buffett would be the man to save California's finances. Buffett got pimpslapped for suggesting the reversal of Prop 13 and it's been downhill ever since.

Well, even Republicans are starting to dislike the Patriot Act. Not necessarily Congressional Republicans, but the whole "Patriot Sux" movement is really starting to get some steam.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,108140,00.html

Yeah, well, it's working now.

Kurrgan and Seed are about as close as you can get to a gay couple without actually calling them gay.

I still can't believe they translated a major character's name into "Jowy" instead of the proper "Joei." That one was the worst until "Fubar." Still, I always hated this constant scene: Hero: Hey, dude. Great to run into you! So.. Uh, why are you evil and trying to kill me? Joei: ..........Later. *leaves*

It's just the strawberry flavor to McCain's vanilla.

Don't have video, but I can do an audio version for you: MEAN.. WHOOOO, BY GOD, DEAN! I'd add the Hulk mp3 to there except being a free hosting provider it doesn't take files over 500K. Shame.

Well, you're entitled to your opinion, just as long as you don't suddently start talking about how Zell Miller is the only Democrat with a brain.

OMG. Someone at LOL2004 & Friends just compared Howie to Hulk Hogan. I'll have some more coming up for you, KKK. Hold on a minute. Edited 3:33AM: Okay, here's the extended mix of the Dean anthem from the last page. It's about 2:20 long. I'd add more but I didn't have enough Dean speeches to draw stupid comments from (and I didn't have the confederate flag fuckup.) Still, there's some rich gold in there, and a comment from Wes Clark at the end. GO HULK GO!

http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml;j...56&pageNumber=0 And now, I go to bed and wonder how someone can get endorsements from guys like Al Gore and be an "outsider."

^^^ Ok. Accepted. You know, when you look at it, it really would make an awesome Hogan promo: MP3 sound - Click!

I find it sad that "Seattle Citizen" is going to represent us from now on. That's like me saying this: Ah yes, you're a Republican, aren't you?

I'm so there!

How does that matter? Your arguement was that the caucus-goers are bunch of special interest representatives who always take part in stuff like this. Not only do I doubt that a bunch of 85 year old women fit that profile, but a lot of the people who attended hadn't attended before.

I'm trying to find the statistic on how many of the caucus-goers were first-timers, but it was a little over 40%.

I've been tuning into C-SPAN all night and it's been a bunch of dorky looking people in a room. The news channels have at least been putting splashy graphics and loud opinionmakers like ORe... Oops. Scarborough on.

Well, the advertising's been very hard to ignore.

I was expecting someone to approach him with the big hat and the Madness cape.

Oh yeah? OL' TEDDY GONNA LIQAH UP AND THEN DO SOME HINEY-KICKIN', IF YOU WEEEEEEL

Yeah, but you gotta remember it's coming from Mike. It's not quite as unimportant as that, but also not too important either. Clinton mostly forgot about Iowa. This Dean speech was the worst thing ever.