Jobber of the Week

Well that's.... Weird. Can't help, sorry.

JR was not only calling moves wrong, and calling wrestlers wrong, he was just losing his mind. "Rob Van Dam is making a grab for the stars and bars, er, stars and stripes."

God you're getting dumber with every post, you know that? Anyway, sorry for being part of the problem. Guess I'll go clean up the mess I made before it gets worse. Or something.

Wasn't it bad enough once when they were speculating the same thing in the Senate race? I don't want Hillary, I don't want Rudy, I don't want Condi, I don't wan't Kerry trying again, I don't want anyone with the last name of Bush. C'mon parties, try something new.

You mean you didn't know there was a new Bible Game coming out? Damnit, man, why aren't you keeping up with the whole Bible-based videogame scene?

I saw this but the price isn't worth it. No WrestleMania that this company can put on (considering who they have, who they can pay to come, who won't come, who's retired or dead) is worth anything more than $500 for a front-row seat, IMO.

Sounds to me like it specifically forbids excluding people from any kind of religion from the bench. In other words, no test to see if you are religious, or see if you subscribe to the right religion. On the other hand, it doesnt say anything about asking "(Nominee), are you so strongly bound to your faith that you will let it influence your vote?"

Reminds me of GoToMyPC in the way that regular people will install this and not realize that it's opening up holes in their internet firewalls that could be exploited. Especially since 92% of the people who find out it doesn't work with their firewall fully armed will disable their whole firewall rather than set up exceptions to allow traffic through on special ports.

If it's an .AVI, try installing ffdshow and try again. If it's not an .AVI, tell us what kind of file it is.

http://sourceforge.net/projects/guliverkli/ Media Player Classic. Unlike WMP or whatever DVD player you're using, it doesn't require any decoder installed.

Admin's way is long and difficult. DVD Decrypter will decode seperate audio streams in IFO mode. Just go to the tab that says Stream Processing, check Enable Stream Processing, and uncheck the other English stream. Chances are you'll know which one's the main audio and which one is the commentary due to the main audio being 5.1 nearly every goddamn time. You'll then get a Dolby .AC3 usually of the audio. This can be converted to an MP3 by a number of programs. I reccomend BeSweet and it's accompanying GUI program (because BeSweet is a DOS app, the GUI app is also a must-have) but it's kind of difficult to use because the GUI doesn't really spell things out for you if you don't know what you need. If you can't figure it out yourself, let me know and I'll post a tutorial with pictures. I use all this stuff almost every day.

Sounds like the production guys probably wanted to protect Hannity quite a bit if they wouldn't show the whole thing.

There's a lot more professional commercials on USA than there is on Spike. Remember in the golden years when the company had huge name sponsors like Coke and stuff? During the Spike years it was either Snickers constantly or Grand Theft Auto / Videogame Of The Month constantly. I was getting kind of sad when wrestling fell in status from being alongside names like Coca-Cola and Nissan to names like Grand Theft Auto and Girls Gone Wild.

It should also be noted that when Show first came to WWF, he could move a lot better than he can now. There's an early match I remember seeing where he actually dropkicked Test in the face. And we all know he was even more athletic when he was at WCW without any visible gut. That's the guy's own fault, I guess. Shame about it, though.

I going to be pissed if the Baby McMahon makes his ring debut before Vince's brother Rodney who has been talked about but never seen.

I remember Show being decent in Angle VS Brock VS Show.

Toss-up on the last one. Both guys are predictable as hell and bore me in the ring. Rey is probably the better application of the phrase "highflier" but his feud with Eddie blew chunks compared to Eddie's matches with RVD.

The problem combining Show and Paul E was that it was nothing more than a riff of the much more original Brock and Paul E. And yes, Show was being pushed pretty hard while he was working around Brock. There wasn't only the match that ended the streak, but after WM 19 Kurt and Brock buddied up against Show and a bunch of big fat heels. Show chokeslammed both guys and tossed them around with ease and the big fat heel group went over the team of "Two Guys Working Together Who Just Main Evented At WrestleMania Because They're Both Supposed To Be Technical Wrestling Gods." There is hope for Show. He's a very charismatic guy, but Vince seems to think that huge guys should always be portrayed as unintelligent berzerkers.

LOOOL!

OMG my Dad is watching it on DVR and it's so bad.. AAAGH. They need to get rid of Horatio and Amy and whoever Debbie Downer is (I can't remember her name) and get some new people to replace them, stat. In fact, I'll deal with Amy (since I know Tina likes her) if they agree to bump the other two.

I have an HDTV and I enjoy seeing quality stuff done for it, but I'm not so desperate enough that I'll sit around and watch a 3 hour helicopter flight over the Andes just because it's in HD. In fact, the HD mavens who complain that they're missing (Show of the year or whatever) for another rerun of a 2 year old ball game in HD piss me off. Shut up and stop martyring yourself.

Damn straight.

Matt needs to have a sit-down chat with Jerry Lawler about dating inside the business.

What in the hell do you consider Angle VS Benoit from RR 03 to be? What about Lesnar/Guererro from NWO 04?

Jesse's commentary of old WWF shows has remained intact in most WWE DVD releases. The DVD of WMX8 has Hogan/Warrior with Ventura on the mic.