Jobber of the Week

In short: Eric: Blah blah blah blah. My crowd heat died, but I'll keep talking. Austin: Shut your mouth! I'm going to raise middle fingers and call people sum-bitch until I'm over again! One last chance to save my career! Cmon! Pop or something! HELP!

WILL THE "WHAT" EVER DIE ALREADY

There is NO POSSIBLE WAY this could break out into violence.

Stupid Skinny Bitch finish ruined the already bad match.

The word of the day is "heat." Where is it?

This crowd is gone.

THIS IS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE.

Mr. Jacobs is finally starting to get the monster heel look down.

That Brock "I Win" commercial would be funnier if they had his double Ds in a bra at the end.

JESUS IS ON HIS SIDE

Doesn't Austin know how to ask?

Is Coach on the roids? He's getting some arms.

Big difference between the left and right ideas and the people that represent them, some better than others.

Actually, I wasn't discounting anything, I saw the cartoon a few days back and wondered what the meaning of it was about. Now I know, and I thought of the cartoon again. That's all. Hey, he's entitled to his opinion. I think our current President has had the worst run we've seen in a while (although I wouldn't say he's done nothing but bad things, but certainly in the 70% range), I think he lied to get us into Iraq, he certainly lied on the campaign trail when saying he wasn't into nation-building, and I think while not every criticism of him is valid (economic-wise, shit did start to slide in Clinton's final year) there's plenty of appaling other things he's done to make up for that. Plus he's brought along some of the worst elements of conservatism, from the Reagan economics that back in the day caused George Stephanopoulos running from the White House complaining that the plan wasn't gonna work, to his big backing from the political evangelicals. While I know he'll get the job done in Iraq eventually, he'll do it on his terms, and his terms have been nothing but a flagrant and needless display of the US' power, which is going to (and in some ways already has) bite us in the ass at some future dark period. It'll be a brighter day when he's gone.

You downloaded Nero, which can be gotten from the manufacturer and cracked, of Kazaa? Virus scan. Now. Please.

Because I hate FFT-style RPGs.

Those are called Flash movies, because they use a plugin called Flash. The program that makes them, also called Flash (by these guys) can make an AVI out of a Flash movie. Not even sure that if you managed to get a *cough* free trial whether the Flash movies themselves have some sort of protection on them that keep people from opening up others' work in the editor.

Hey, chuckles, it's still early. Bush still has plenty of time to piss more people off.

It's clear he ran out of bullets and was heading back to the Dairy Queen from whence he came. Some camera guys were getting really close to take pictures, but nobody would DO ANYTHING until a random passerby finally took action.

To me, September and October always bring the worst in angles and workers. It's like the writers run out of clues. If they truly split things they could have each brand have an off period at different times keeping the product in everyone's minds without it being overexposed.

I didn't really consider what Moore was doing on Velocity face or heel. Yes, he teamed with Hurricane, but he didn't express any kind of character whatsoever (not that nodding your head and shrugging is doing him that much better.) The weird thing is that after Jeff Hardy sold so much merchandise, you would THINK THAT VINCE WOULD MAYBE GET IT. There's a bunch of dweeby girls out there with disposable income (and a lot of willingness to spend it on wrestling crap) that have a thing for girlyboys, and while that will never sell as much merch as someone with that starlike look like Rock these days or HBK and Bret in their younger years, they aren't looking for that either*. If you aren't going to push based on talent, at least push based on looks and stop putting A-Train in the main event. Nobody is going to figure out how to respond to a guy with more body piercings than pairs of socks unless he's involved in a DAMN good storyline. * Orton looks great in some shots but bad in so many others that I don't include him here. Lesnar definitely has a unique look but his Human Monster look requires him to be in his skivvies or else you get something like that infamous picture of him in a suit and glasses.

It was also put on Nash, ruining your theory.

Kendrick just went back to his indie gimmick, which is awesome because Spanky is probably one of the greatest indie gimimcks ever. Plus, the guy seems like a goofy comedy guy in real life by everything I've ever hard attributed to him. The CW division has so many babyfaces now though. Mysterio is pretty much always guaranteed to be a babyface because the crowd marks for the entrance and the mask, etc. Kidman's heel turn got fucked (I was hoping he'd go to the Flock look myself.) Jamie Noble somehow wound up being a face in one of the most ridiculous angles of the year with Billy Gunn. Add in Hardy's departure to Raw and this leaves Tajiri, his "Yakuza," and Shannon Moore as the CW heels. We need someone charismatic to turn heel FAST. I think Mysterio would be the most interesting heel turn though it could also wreck his babyface pop if it doesn't work.

Saw the guy on OMG FAUX NEWS LOL2345!!!! and he's really a lot less funny from his HBO days.