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  1. Jobber of the Week

    Brand new WWE news and notes from the Observer

    I expect HHH's acting career will last a couple years going downwards. It'll end when he's cast as the stalker/killer in "Scary Movie 4" with his trademark promo skills: "Who is this?" "DO YOU LIKE MOVIESUHHHH?" "You again. You're gonna make me call the police. I'll have them trace you!" "I'M GOING TO KILL YOU, AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AMUHHHH" "Who are you?" "I AM THE GAAAAAMEUHHHH..... Oh, wait a minute.. Shit."
  2. Jobber of the Week

    Brand new WWE news and notes from the Observer

    I approve of this.
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    "Hollywood Preaches Anti-Piracy to Schools"

    But OMG BIG NUIZNESS IS TEH BADZ!@#()*! when it comes in during school hours and pre-empts science class to push their view. How would you like it if your kid said "Well, English was cancelled today because Pepsi came in and explained the meaning behind their new slogan."
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    Some hard questions from liberals

    I thought they all agreed on the "Create an occupation force in every country around the world and then institute a Christian theocracy based on religious dogma" plan?!?! Spoiler (Highlight to Read): That's sarcasm.
  5. FAUX NEWS LOL2003! So, what's the ethical right thing to do? Personally, I believe that if she's feeling pain then they should let her go, but if she isn't they should let her live. BUT, even if they do let her go, letting her starve to death is INHUMANE and some form of drug for a painless death should be used instead. We don't even make our Death Row criminals go that way, for goodness sakes.
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    College Student "tests" airline security

    Unfortunately, PDF files seem to crash Mozilla. I'm just in general not that wild about monitoring people without their knowledge.
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    College Student "tests" airline security

    I don't like the Patriot Act because it broadens the definition of terrorism to include shit that isn't terrorism. Some 15 year old using a web server exploit that System Admins are too lazy to check or patch to change some company's web page to read "U JUST GOT OWNED" for 5 hours before it gets reverted and the SysAdmin FINALLY patches the damn hole. That's not terrorism.
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    Wrestlecrap

    A Jobber of the Week? Well, shit. I should sue for royalties.
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    Mad Hatter strikes again

    And yet my Dad's job is being sent over there, under the impression violence won't spread that far. *sigh* Then again, maybe the guy's a nut, but I doubt anyone's going to bring a fight to him just because of that. Kim-Jong is far more threatening.
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    RAW rating

    Appearantly so. Looking at the overrun, Goldberg is a champion that draws when he's getting his ass kicked all over the place. That's kind of what I figured.
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    Nash's carrer in jeopardy!

    Cmon, X-Pac... Let's go, X-Pac... All those conussions gotta catch up with you sometime.
  12. Jobber of the Week

    Goldberg angry again...

    Goldberg better find how to change his character for other promotions since other promotions are not going to change for his character the way WCW did.
  13. Jobber of the Week

    11/30 Show Cancelled

    WHY in the fucking hell did they cancel an entire show because one guy is out? Keep the show and BUILD to it, and use it as an oppertunity to make your guys shine.
  14. Jobber of the Week

    Fire Austin!

    I understand Austin drew Hogan-like levels years ago. But this is more like Hogan 1992. People stopped giving a crap. Get rid of him. Please. Even Ric Flair is doing more to help the show.
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    The One and Only I GOT WRESTLEMANIA TIX Thread

    Old thread and a worthless bump. Someone put it out of it's misery, please.
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    Parents and Husband battle for woman's life over

    Well, again, power of attorney. Although really, with two kids this guy should have divorced this woman by now. He's living a real life incarnation of a Vince McMahon angle for god's sakes ("Make sure Linda doubles up on her medication!")
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    Nash's carrer in jeopardy!

    I love how people talk about how sad they are that Nash's career "ended early" (LOL) but find it A-OK to joke about Scott Hall's addictions. Anyway, without The Hair[tm] the whole thing has lost it's touch. But still.. Only in wrestling, folks.
  18. Jobber of the Week

    College Student "tests" airline security

    Don't even BEGIN to defend that. Defend the increased security measures and the running sense of fear at airports and the like if you must, but don't even start on that piece of shit. And jesus christ, I AGREE WITH THEMIKESC. I'm waiting for the pigs to go airborne now.
  19. Jobber of the Week

    NPR Ombudsman still getting flak from OReilly bit

    ........And this is the part where we all laugh..... Right? RIGHT!?!?!?!
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    Well, she was asking for it, too...

    That's still not nearly as funny as that CNN video the other night showing the insides of a school bus as it tips over on it's side. All the kids just suddently fly to the wall like a gigantic Kid Magnet had been turned on or something.
  21. Jobber of the Week

    Guns N Roses New Album

    Preorder now while that price is there, boys, I expect it'll go up. They KNOW it'll sell, they know they can milk you for more than that, and they WILL. That's, of course, if this happens. Remember that HHH VHS that was posted at Amazon for years and years and never came?
  22. Jobber of the Week

    Road Warrior Hawk passes away

    BENOIT DEATHWATCH 2003!!!!
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    Road Warrior Hawk passes away

    I guess he finally had to sell that fall from the bigscreen sooner or later.
  24. Back in Bill Clinton's final days, he pardoned a bunch of people and signed a number of unreasonable bills, which were pulled back by George W Bush with great ruckus. Only in his final months did Clinton pass a bill banning snowmobiles in national parks. When Bush pulled it, essentially giving us what we always had, people complained and the media focused on it like it was some great crime, when we were only going back to the status quo. Now in California, Arnold has asked Gray Davis to stop signging bills until he can get sworn in, but Davis has recently passed a bill giving equal benefits to gay unions as married couples and passed legislation allowing local water boards to kill logging proposals if considered environmentally unfit. Should an official on his way out be able to make actions like this on their way out, or should there be a freeze until the newly elected official comes in?
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