Jobber of the Week

You think maybe it's intentionally made that way? I mean, it's as good an excuse to get Coach into the Teddy Long stable as any.

I still can't believe they talked about making Mother Teresa a saint. Mother Teresa's whole M.O. in life was showing what a person could do without having to be a saint or other such title.

It's the NWO clause, of course. [controversial_statement]The whip match was only there so JR could whip away at a shirtless black man as crowd spectacle.[/controversial_statement] Now chew on THAT.

THAT IS A STEAK BELT, HOGAN! AND MY BELT IS FILET MIGNON! God, I'd pay for a clip of that. EDIT: I'm still shocked that Vince treated that belt with a measure of respect instead of having it chucked in a garbage can or something as part of an angle. Then again, since it was technically owned by Flair, I'm guessing he wouldn't go for that as it'd seriously burn some bridges.

You initially bashed all boomers because of the stereotype that you now say does not represent most boomers. God. Your head must be made of pure stone.

What? I'm sorry, but that doesn't make any sense, unless you want to rescind your previous statement and admit that hippies among baby boomers were an exception and not the rule. Either join me in requesting an ignore function or live with me correcting your dumb ass and having to explain everything to you each time you fail to grasp politics, economics, or common sense. I'd like to save myself the hours, really.

Not necessarily. A stereotype by definition is a conventional, formulaic, and oversimplified conception, opinion, or image.

I can't believe someone just quipped a magazine that's current headline is "THINGS GO BETTER WITH GOD" as a credible news source. That's like me using IndyMedia or something.

For a stereotype to exist, there need to be a majority. And not just in your head. And incest humor. Wow, that's new.

So, uh.. How old are your parents anyway? Or were you raised by animals in the wilderness?

Generally, the arguement for our fucked-upness is "Hey, the whole country is fucked up right now."

I'm sorry, but Bush & the economy is like Clinton and, well, anything. Marney bitched in one thread somewhere (I think the post where she called Ken Starr a "useful idiot") and complained about how Clinton would look at polls to see what people were concerned about and then declare himself some sort of leader in that cause. That's what's going on right now. Remember "shock & awe"? Remember what everyone was thinking about during that time? It wasn't the war (well, not as much) but the economy. Every poll, news program, opinion column, political cartoon, was a reflection of Americans concerned about the economy while Bush was beating on the war drum. Then, what, two months ago? He finally realizes that the economy is the big issue of the day and now I get all these people talking about how he's got a recovering economy. Don't make me laugh. If the economy was recovering, my area wouldn't be considering installing an Indian casino.

I think it's more inspiring to see the Pope try and get off a plane than it is to see some of his more Popely decisions. Like all these new saints he's added recently.

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA You just keep on believing that.

Here's the heavenly clouds of Nash that I was talking about earlier: For whatever reason right after the Eddy/Kidman match, they just put up this slowmoving video of Nash's head in the sky, like he just died. *sniff* By the way, I still don't think this shirt is as bad as FSKULLCK FEAR.

EVOLUTION IS A BUFFET TEAM ROASTING HAM AND PREPARING MEAT THE PRICE FOR DINNER CAN'T BE BEAT

Yup, just as the sky is blue and the rain makes the green grass grow. BUT.... King Of The Ring final vs Brock. And yeah, Brock was making people sit on their hands at the time but Rock had them going from the word go just after that.

Shawn could put on good non-ladder matches too, you know.

The Holy Ghost. This needs a shot of that Starrcade 98 video package where you can see Nash's head in the clouds.

So hold on a minute. Let's look at The World According To TheMikeSC: 1. Israel was attacked 2. Israel rallied it's defenses and drove the invaders away from it's homeland 3. Despite this being a defensive operation, Israel somehow acquired territory. No, that doesn't sound right. Conquering territory is offense whether you want to believe it or not. In 9/11, we were more or less attacked by the ruling tribe of Afghanistan. We were hit below the belt, but considering the resources of their country that was more or less an act of war. So we cleaned them out in defense of our thousands of dead countrymen. But did we just take the country as our own and say "Okay, this is USA #2, y'all best step off our border?" No, say what you will about puppet government, but Afghanistan is still it's own country, although it isn't self-sufficient.

Because it's a flagrant violation of several UN resolutions but hey I guess violating UN resolutions is cool and stuff and only cause for pre-eminent war if you violate the wrong resolution, and we'll just determine right and wrong whenever we feel like it.

25) Neverwinter Nights - Yep 24) Super Mario Sunshine - Yep 23) Battle Arena Toshinden - I don't remember this game being hyped. I just remember it being the most technically impressive of the PSX launch titles. A rental. 22) Star Trek: Starfleet Command series - Not a trekkie 21) Morrowind - Damn straight. 20) Impossible Creatures - This game had hype? 19) Battlecruiser: 3000AD - DEREK SMART LIVES IN A FUTURISTIC PARADISE! OVER 30 LINES OF RAW FORTRAN CODE! 18) American McGee's Alice - Should be lower, but yes. 17) The Getaway - Yes. 16) Mortal Kombat - WTF?! I can understand putting this here, but them giving blowjobs to STREET FIGHTER in the same page!?? 15) Dungeon Siege - I can't even remember it. 14) Dead or Alive 3 - What's up with this? DOA isn't a realistic battle simulation, but it's not meant to be. Those of us who like to mash or just have a punch and kick button and keep it at that still find it addictive today. 13) Battletoads - Yes. 12) Unreal II: The Awakening - Hype? Everyone shit on this game the minute it came out. 11) Pool of Radiance: Ruins of Myth Drannor - Never heard of it. 10) Halo: Combat Evolved - Sorta. 9) Donkey Kong Country - What? Admittedly, I think the problem here is that the GameSpy guys are like, what, 25-28? Those of us who are in the 19-22 range were pretty young when DKC came out, and we believed Nintendo Power when it told us that these Silicon Graphics sprites were the future and we believed that the game was fun because Nintendo Power told us it was fun. It was very heavily hyped, but those of us who were so young that we couldn't see hype enjoyed it, even if only because it was cool and fun because the hype said so. Or something. Basically, I thought it was decent and I didn't find the 3D to be bad, but I was a sucker for the Nintendo Marketing Machine back then. 8) Lara Croft Tomb Raider: Angel of Darkness - Yes. 7) Final Fantasy VII - Sadly, yes. 6) Blinx: The Time Sweeper - This game had hype? 5) Quake II - Should be around #20, not right next to... 4) Daikatana - OH DEAR GOD YES. 3) Enter The Matrix - He;lp. 2) Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty - Yes. 1) Black & White - Well, that figures.

GameSpy sucks anyways, but Halo AND Doa3? Are they just trying to shit on Xbox or something? It's like it's turning into GameSpot (where you have to add a few points to get a "real score" of a game as they're horrible about writing off games for that system)

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