Jobber of the Week

Maybe not on gaining mass, sure, but there's a lot more to it than that.

Because if a guy is going to starve himself in a public place in some kind of publicity stunt, you might as well make it as painful and agitating as possible.

The oldscool characters moaned less than the new guys do, so I'll pick them If I wanted to watch a hero who bitches and whines and cries his way to victory, I'd watch Bret Hart matches.

Well, Kidman deserves ONE good pop, anyway. Oh come on. I know he's put on probably 50 lbs of steroid muscle, but you guys act like he never goes to the gym once. You can't maintain that look just repeatedly shooting up. What the hell is HE doing here? Make your own jokes, folks.

And the ACLU agreed in a previous case that these machines would be gone in 2004. They're going to have to stick with their original agreement and deal with a fact that an election is going to be held prior to that date. As a California voter, I can't take another six months of this mess, thank you.

Bah, I doubt this will go to SCOTUS at this point, and I doubt they're interested in hearing it at this point. The ACLU's case is so flimsy it'd get dragged out to slaughter.

Should have gone to Australia. I've found that the people there effectively don't care about anything that's put in front of them.

I've read eleven of those. Geesh. EDIT: Wait a minute, twelve. Didn't notice Where's Waldo on there. Good lord.

Oh yeah, and the combination of the cheerleaders and the troops in the front rows meant that place must have sold like SHIT compared to most Raws.

After the first 75 minutes of the show, I was starting to get tired of it.

The Ticketmaster page for the event is gone, and it's not listed under MSG either. Expect a presale page to appear soon.

Big Show vs Hot Dog Vendor

What in the hell is the trumpet?

Anything involving La Resistance. And what the fuck is the point of Rob Conway? He's not even remotely French, right?

This thing now has it's own web site now: http://www.abovetheelbow.com/

You have to ask? And what's up with this Rock face turn? Is he suddently a good guy when he has a movie to shill?

You KNOW he was talkin' trash to Camera 6.

EVOLUTION IS A FLOCK OF SHEEP BUT THEY NEED A SHEPHARD TO LEAD REAL FARMHANDS DON'T HIRE A PIG

EVOLUTION IS A BURGER KING SERVING MEAT THAT'S DIPPED IN GREASE WOULD YOU LIKE SOME FRENCH FRIES AND A DRINK

Awww yeah, here comes that Evolution music.

Well I don't know...maybe that Kane doesn't get to beat him down until AFTER the match? Where was that before Unforgiven?? Oh come on. He's just left your TV for who knows how many ages and he just got smacked around STIFF by Kane.

Whoa. I must be going blind. I thought the nurse was Mrs. Shane for a minute. She's hotter than that though by what I remember, right?

So what was your guys' complaint about Shane again?

Need a little chocolate on this?

Test looks like he had a run in with Camera 6 on a dark alley.