Jobber of the Week

AUUUUUUUUUGH. .Skinny Bitch video.

WHY IN THE FUCK DID TRISH DO THE LESNAR DANCE? I think we have a Ms. Donkey Kong, folks.

I would SO buy a Camera 6 shirt right now.

Wow, the WMXX pimping has gone from obligatory to downright shameless now that they have the troops wearing the hats.

IT'S ALL ABOUT THE GAME AND HOW YOU BAKE IT

So why am I watching this shit again? My Tivo chose to record it. Sigh. Oh well. Sounds like I did good by not seeing the Goldberg promo though.

Yup, according to everything I've heard. I think they believe they got $$$$ in a Goldberg/Batista showdown. I can't understand why.

I want to reccomend to everyone here setting traps for HHH, Goldberg, Shawn, Nash, whoever all night long, until they eventually get hit with an anvil and fall on the floor dead. It's hysterical.

Refusing to watch this until fucking Goldberg jobs the belt. I guess this is a good time to learn about football...

I just saw the prices + TM fees for the Simon and Garfunkel concert in our area. Excuse me? Well over a hundred dollars for two guys, a couple stools, a microphone, and a tiny backup band? What?

I just watched Summerslam 99 again tonight. Test was going to be fucking OVER until his push was sabotaged for HHH. It scares me to say it, especially since it's long hair Nash imitating Test, but it's true.

I like (sarcasm) how Rudo has trolled this thread into something else completely. Fuck, if I wanted to see two men beat the shit out of each other with punches that would crush my skull, I'd be into boxing. But instead I'm into men pretending to hit each other fighting over Japanese shampoo commercials and "ass cream" with over-the-top comedy. WWE has never promised to give you more than that, and that's what they're giving you now (although they certainly aren't planning it out as well as they used to.) If you want something physical grueling you can admire for the rest of your life, you aren't interested in the WWE. Period. Stop biting peoples' heads off because they don't share your opinion.

Can I request that all future "HEY SHANE FANZ LOLOLOLOLOL MCMAHONZ GO OVER #1" posts be kept to one thread? Seeing a new one every Raw event is tiring.

Took half the show to get the webcast working. Tag match: Missed it Test/Steiner: Missed it Michaels/Orton: Missed it Women's Match: Missed it Shane/Kane: *1/2 IC Title: *1/2 Announcer Match: 1/2* HHH/Goldberg: ** Opinion: Worst McMahon show of all time.

Oh, this was worse than Russo WCW. The crowd may have been Starrcade 89, but the wrestling was about on the level with Starrcade 94 (Hogan vs Ed Leslie main event)

Did they say how many? Exactly.

Champs who won't work houseshows are awesome, man.

It's a pleasant thought, but I wish it could have been someone else.

More like the crowd flies for the exits.

NO Fucking hell. Been nice commentating with you guys. :mad:

FUCK GOLDBERG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hell no.

Question: Could GOldberg turn heel? All this buildup they've been promoting him as a near-mythical babyface while never admitting his heel turn. I guess I wouldn't mind too much Goldberg winning if he cheats behind the ref's back to win. Then maybe we'll get someone who will job for Booker T already.

Chant, but nobody is speaking. Go figure.