Jobber of the Week

YEAHHHH!!!!

Bury that shit, Hunter.

Cannnnned Chaaant

Ah, Goldberg Sucks sign. Excellent.

BOO THIS MAN!!!!

Unforgiven is sponsored by Namco's Soul Calibur II. Seriously guys, find a way to get your sponsorship money back.

TIIIME TO BE UPSTAAAAGGGEEEDD~~~!! IT'S ALL ABOUT THE GAME AND KEVIN BACON!!!

OH THE DRAMA~~~!

Seriously, I wasn't just joking about that Starrcade. It really reminded me of the dead silence and JR's bored rambling, like even he knew it was bullshit (which was stupid since he booked that show.)

This month's generic numetal is pretty bad.

Oh, Fuck Goldberg.

When the wrestler is the guy who's doing the run-in, there's a problem.

Come on JR! I wanna see the Sharpshooter!

Tables? Will JR fly and put Snow through a table?

This last match was worse, but I don't know, this announcer match might be breaking the record early.

Well, at least I don't have JR's bored mumbling.

Let's hope JR wakes up or else we'll be stuck with Coach on Raw. Hey, anyone else wonder if they're going to gear Coach up for a full-time wrestler? He looks like he's been working out lately.

PHAT COACH BEATS YO

Nice we got a video package to recap this increidbly deep feud.

Go Hunter (just this once)!!!

That takes the title as worst WWE non-gimmick match I've seen in my life, beating Nathan Jones' one debut match and Benoit vs Rhyno 1.

Why did this make me laugh so much? Because I plugged Shane instead of bringing back painful memories of Lex Luger, of course.

Walls of Jericho got a pop from maybe 300 people. The steel steps just woke up another 500. No good. "Stay tuned after our IC match folks, for Road Warriors vs Doom!"

WELCOME TO STARRCADE: FUTURE SHOCK! STING: 3 RIC FLAIR: 3 SHANE MCMAHON: 1 MUTA: 0

I can't believe this is a real arena. It sounds like a high school gym it's so dead out there. This reminds me of Starcade 89 at the Omni where JR's droning voice puts me to sleep, JR sounds like he's about to nod off himself, and there's NO CROWD to keep me awake. It'll take a Rocky run-in or something to bring these people to life.