Jobber of the Week

There's no way Orton can go over the power of Jesus. I predict Shawn wins.

Why should they bother with Henry as a wrestler? Just make him The World's Strongest Ref or something.

Hopefully, Long cuts a promo and I don't have to watch Mack or Henry wrestle.

FUCK GOLDBERG!

Spoke too soon, I guess.

Ah, painless.

For a minute I thought the sign in the corner said BRING BACK BAGWELL. I was going to have to research ancient curses or something for that guy.

Brian Gewirtz strikes again.

Damnit, that music made me mark out.

"Those things always end in chaos." COACH JUST GAVE AWAY ONE OF THE BIGGEST SECRETS IN WRESTLING. CALL NBC NOW.

FUCK GOLDBERG.

Wha?

....Or hell, maybe I'm wrong.

Jericho isn't even going to the PPV guys. He's not going to HHH's party tomorrow night because of his wife giving birth and I imagine he probably won't be at the PPV for the same. This is probably the last you'll see of him for some while.

I think we already knew Jericho wouldn't be at Unforgiven.

Please, both should whoop his ass at once.

Awww. Po' Austin is so unover now that he has to warm up the crowd on WHAT again.

Actually, although the voting machines were found faulty, Davis said he'd have them all replaced when 2004 started, and that was agreed upon. Both sides are kind of at fault here, the ACLU didn't give Davis all the time he asked for, and Davis probably could have gone about this faster than he has.

Yes. No. Not if you're willing to pay, anyway. XM Satelite Radio Sirius Satelite Radio Both have 24/7 channels filled with artists and genres you don't find on FM anymore. They also have audio-only feeds of CNN and Those Other Guys among many others so I can listen to Crossfire or The Media Whore (but why?) in my car.

Hey I visit DA' FAUX NEWS 'LOL'ACAUST homepage so often that it actually welcomes me by my first name when I go to it. Gray Davis said he'd remove all the punchcard ballot machines by 2004. It's only a few months from 2004 and they're still around. So it seems the effort to recall Gray Davis is on hold because Gray Davis was too lazy/slow to replace the voting machines he said he would.

Those are other companies, not the music industry, trying to make a buck off this thing and maybe put it on the right track. The various RIAA labels give Apple the rights.

That isn't harming anyone though, and yes if there's less movies being made because of lower profits, set painters have less sets to paint. However, seeing that the movie industry has adapted it's method of income to the changing times, that really hasn't been a problem.

My guess? McClintock is the greatest thing that Bustamante has going. Even if you agree with Tom's message, he and his marry gang have been relentlessly attacking Arnold, and basically acting like an angry child. And hey, it's always nice to see where the Fundies really stand when it comes to putting some of their activist positions aside for unity. Appearantly, gay unions are an "important issue" in the face of 50 BILLION IN DEBT.

The primary reason is that there are organizations that also do this that don't have a religious M.O. Also, Bush signed an order to "end discrimination against faith-based organizaitons" but believes they should continue to have their right to discriminate however they see fit through their hiring processes. You can't have your cake and eat it, too. You cannot take the perks of being a religious organiation and the perks of being a government-funded charity at the same time. The Boy Scouts are figuring this kind of thing out right now. They got denied the right to use some public land somewhere because they declared themselves a religious organization to freely hire based on sexual orientation.

If Arnold was running as a Republican in a regular, non-recall election, he'd never even make it to battling Davis as the far-right people who are smearing him right now would not give their approval to him.