Jobber of the Week

Then Mrs. Carlson must be a very lonely woman. Tucker seems like the kind of guy who can stay up all night reading historic war novels.

I would not mind the tiebreaker result. Even with the same result, at least we can keep playing the "selected not elected" card for another four years.

Tucker Carlson would probably start bleeding from the nose. Maybe it's the bowtie, maybe it's something else, but he seems like a HUGE candidate for the 30-something virgin crowd.

It's not just Kerry, though. Look at the races. What shocks me so much is how successful social conservatism is doing tonight. While I don't think Bush will outlaw abortion even with another four years, we do appear to be slowly timewarping back to the 50s.

Well, congrats to Karl Rove. He plays a dirty, unfair, but still interesting game. This, all the marriage amendments, and the guy going on about "rampant lesbianism" actually WINNING means that tonight is a great victory for homophobic, racist, intolerant white trash hillbillies everywhere. My future posts will probably be under the influence, so expect a lot more in the way of spelling errors.

Not to mention how long they sat with their thumbs up their ass in regards to California. All that's left of Fox's credibility as a non-partisan network is GONE, I tells ya.

Gee, who'da thunk this would be the one time they wouldn't be slow?

I'm not crying, I've felt this way about Bush's foreign policy for a long time. Ohio still hasn't finished counting. The only thing I'll cry about is that we'll have these "conservatives" in all three branches of the government again. It was pretty clear this year that if you wanted a Republican government, you needed to vote for a Democrat and create some friction in Washington. Neither party will hold up conservative ideals when they control all the halls. This is almost a record for Republican pork.

Didn't you know? Everyone wants to bomb 'dem A-Rabs! It's hard work, but we gotta play offense or else all the dead 9/11 innocents are gonna cry and it'll rain on Ground zero for the next four years I tell ya's what! Who says being a cooperative neighbor is any good? Let's act like a giant superpower, invading and conquering everywhere we go! Even though the last world war was started because some country went about invading and conquering, who cares? It's us, and we're better, so it's clearly a better plan.

Doesn't mean the man isn't a disgrace to this country. I was just hoping everybody else would notice it.

^ just scrolled across Headline News ticker That happened weeks ago. The shooting, not the arrest. That headline makes it sound like they saw him there plugging away with the gun.

Hughes? She's been all over the fucking dial tonight. I have to keep changing the channel because I can't even stand to look at anyone from this administration, any of their advisors, or their friends tonight. I'll have a hard enough time when You Know Who comes out, looks blankly into the camera, and thanks Poland for helping deliver him the victory.

The irony of someone saying in the world's greatest democracy that people who don't like the status quo should leave is too much. Although if the draft starts up, later guys.

We survived eight years of Reagan and got the really wacky 80s as a result of that. That's 8-bit Nintendo, man. That's old school.

I thought for a second some good news spilled out on the screen. I'm so used to weeks after weeks of liberal crowds behind these guys at all the conventions and debates that it'd odd to see Republican activists. I'm not so sure how half the country can be so dim to enjoy being lied to by this guy.

You people just need to join the smart people and skip over FNC while flipping between CNN and MSNBC.

Okay, now that's just tasteless.

Okay, what in the hell was this?

Almost 30,000 votes so far in Florida for Nader. WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING

Looks like we're going to be stuck with Tom DeLay for a while longer.

I don't dispute these reasons although I think both guys are running campaigns to lose. Neither is compromising their agenda to try and gain votes, and so Badnarik's claim to shut down the treasury is more scary than a lot of things about Nader. I've just been hanging around listening to Air America. So far, things have been pretty predictable.

I don't think this is any publicity at all. None of the captions made even a passing mention of the belts.

I think 2001 was worse for Kurt than 2002. 2002 was just stupid angles. In 2001 he went heel and face like the Big Show. Kurt starts as the stupid heel at the beginning of the year, fighting Benoit in a match at WM17 that everybody loves, then the Invasion and Kurt becomes a face by default even though he's still acting like a moron in the cowboy hat and singing skits. Then he winds up to be one of the first guys to go to WCW without ever having any past in the Turner WCW and goes into a serious heel mode. Then the terrorist attacks happen and he turns face again and gets a half-assed championship before being turned heel in time for WrestleMania 18.

Well, I took care of my voting about a week ago or more. Voted for three Democrats and two Republicans. I really really wanted to vote for another Republican in one race because I hated the Democrat but he was a complete moron and later told the newspaper that he's staying in the race because his opponent might die and then he could win. My California proposition voting: 1A: NO 59: YES 60: NO 60A: NO 61: NO 62: NO 63: YES 64: YES 65: NO 66: YES 67: NO 68: NO 69: NO 70: NO 71: YES 72: YES

Social Republicans would have heart attacks at the thought of how much pre-marital sex that man is responsible for. Since we're outing the company's liberals, I also believe Paul Heyman is on that roster as well. In a true or false thing on wwe.com, he made a comment that Bush didn't need to win the election because his family would steal it for him again.