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  1. Jobber of the Week

    New JibJab Cartoon

    Last one was much better, this one keeps relying on the same tired gay jokes over and over and over.
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    Apprentice 2

    I imagine she's including a few hours of George and Carolyn telling Trump what was going on. I don't think they keep the contestants locked up all that time. And there's no reason to air video of people explaining what the viewers already saw.
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    Amazon.com

    That's not much less than Amazon, and Amazon is a lot more trustworthy. If every other place that sold DVDs was wiped off the Earth, leaving just DeepDiscountDVD, I'd just go back to VHS.
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    Apprentice 2

    Yep, Yahoo has the extended boardrooms as well as footage that doesn't appear on either night. This week's is basically the men (mainly Raj) telling the women what they think of Pamela and then Liz going to talk to Pamela for a bit while she's out sunbathing or something. Whether Raj was telling the truth or scared that the women came so close this time is anyone's guess. I didn't watch the first year, but I always thought Omarosa was an employee of Trump who was planted as a contestant to fuck things up. That she's doing commentaries and crap on the NBC.com site proves she's still on the payroll and I wouldn't be suprised if she suddently makes a reappearance at some point this season so that Apex can crash into a mountain of bitchy whiny egos again.
  5. Jobber of the Week

    Apprentice 2

    This was the problem, because she did exactly that. Midget Stacy wanted a lower price on the sponges, and Pamela took the job out of her hands and set a higher one. Since they could have sold enough more to cover the cost of lowering the price, the price and thus the failure wound up on Pamela's shoulders. Even if they failed with Midget's price, Pam could have at least blamed Midget for setting the price and causing a fuckup. The exclusive footage on Yahoo! TV's page may also provide some insight into Pam's firing. The guys came over to the ladies while she was away and told them that Pam was someone they were planning to take to the boardroom every time they could, compared her to a poisonous spider, said she told them that "Don" Trump should be her apprentice, etc. Then that little get-together where they decided to axe Pam anyway they could happened afterwards.
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    "Team America gets NC-17 Rating"

    If you're under 17 then just fucking download it. Whatever happened to the generation that knew way more about computers than their parents? You're all a bunch of whiny bitches.
  7. Jobber of the Week

    The OaO Presidential Debate II Thread

    I'm not going to even touch that since it's basically just my opinion, but if they tweaked the statistics with this one like I accuse them of doing, then the reality is even worse for Bush. In a sense, you could say that having such a large Republican sample over Democrats does bias the results. I was just going to let people draw their own conclusions, though. I've argued over too many polls this month.
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    The New World Order

    Why did I click on this thread? I guess to see how long we could go before a wrestling reference. Curse you, PowerPlay, for not even letting it go into Page 2. Also, I appearantly missed something by having sigs turned off.
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    The OaO Presidential Debate II Thread

    For a poll that didn't involve web browsers... http://www.gallup.com/poll/content/?ci=13549 Kerry 47%, Bush 45% Sampling: Republicans 38% Democrats 32% Independents 30%
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    The OaO Presidential Debate II Thread

    Check out the "in other news" section of your newspaper for a story from Australia about a library mural with about 13 famous people's names all spelled wrong. The US-based artist's response was basically "I just did it, it's not my fault they don't like it." That probably does a lot more to make the rest of the world think we're arrogant, moreso than Dick Cheney's opinion on (whatever). Sadly, it's because a lot of us are.
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    The OaO Presidential Debate II Thread

    Bush talked about hydrogen cars and clean gas. He also said he'd expand the wetlands by 3 million, but god only knows 3 million of what.
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    The OaO Presidential Debate II Thread

    Netscape's community poll is 37 Bush, 60 Kerry. Seems more about right. Keep in mind that no matter what you think about Kerry, he put on a hell of a show tonight.
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    The OaO Presidential Debate II Thread

    Did I just deny they were flooding?
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    The OaO Presidential Debate II Thread

    Yup, it shifted really fast. Although you know that if the left is flooding (and it is), they'd go after Fox. Not like I care, these things are hardly scientific in the first place, so it's not like they're rigging the election. Anyone who knows what browser cache is also knows how to reset their cookies and keep voting, and Mozilla Firefox lets you deny cookies from an entire domain so you don't have to even clear them to keep voting.
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    The OaO Presidential Debate II Thread

    foxnews.com, pal. Scroll down a bit, it's under a fair amount of advertising and links.
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    The OaO Presidential Debate II Thread

    Once you get above 25 points, it makes no difference and seems hardly scientific. The Fox poll doesn't equate 100% because they left options for stupid shit like "I didn't watch the debate (so why am I voting in this poll?)" and "None of the above" (who's left to win? The moderator?)
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    The OaO Presidential Debate II Thread

    From Fox News: a. President Bush (53%) b. Senator Kerry (13%)
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    The OaO Presidential Debate II Thread

    Thank you, Andy Sullivan. -=Mike What did he have? "Would you like some wood?" And then there was the most liberal blah blah blah bullshit. It's funny that a guy who four years ago was talking about liberal hate speech is making some up of his own.
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    The OaO Presidential Debate II Thread

    Well, I think it's pretty much decided now. Bush was fighting for his career there, and pretty much got destroyed. "It's never as simple as the President wants you to belive." Truth, that.
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    The OaO Presidential Debate II Thread

    If you think THAT is one of the most amazing quotes in political history, you haven't been paying attention to politics or history very much.
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    The OaO Presidential Debate II Thread

    You know, when you apply for a minimum wage retail job (the kind of jobs that Bush is creating), you're asked either what your biggest weakness is or what you did when you realized you made a mistake. Bush couldn't get these low-wage jobs. He can't ever come up with any such time or weakness.
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    The OaO Presidential Debate II Thread

    That's just general irony and tasteless humor. Kind of like the I(plane)NY and "FUCK FOR JESUS" shirts. I don't think that's an adequate test of political opinion.
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    The OaO Presidential Debate II Thread

    I'm correcting your language regarding "banning funds." Being more specific can be GOOD.
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    The OaO Presidential Debate II Thread

    "The Constitution of the United States says... Uhhh.. You know, it doesn't say that."
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