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Nice.

Maybe Charlie should read the Manual. ... ... That was pretty bad.

I think it's huh-zuh. And I think it's like a sarcastic cheer or something, like: I found twenty bucks covered in dog shit. Huzzah.

I'm sure A-Guez won't hear anything about it in Boston though...

http://minnesota.twins.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/...t=.jsp&c_id=min Justin Morneau is OK after taking a fastball to the side of the head last night.

Not all the time. When I worked at KMART and Wal-Mart, we had a ton of backstocked stuff. Other associates would complain, but I looked at it as a chance to take a 15 minute break in the backroom to go "check if we had any more of those in stock". Not only did I get a break, but the customer was happy that I at least "checked".

I came from an ABCNews family, and have been listening/watching Jennings since I can remember. Godspeed to Jennings.

How much is XM total to get started? I'm thinking of getting it since I seem to be stuck working nights.

An NHL season with real players.

I co-managed a Dunkin Donuts at the tender age of 16.

Your avatar tells me this is sarcasm.... Games: 80 Wins: 9 Losses: 4 Saves: 4 IP: 89.0 Hits: 56 Runs: 23 ER: 22 HR Allowed: 5 BB: 23 K: 96 ERA: 2.21 Not bad for a set up man.

Gordon was good for the Yanks last year.

When I worked at Wal-mart, we played a game of baseball in the receiving area with a broomstick and a ball of packing tape. All you need for football is a football. I'd say both of those are on par with the recreational simplicity of basketball.

AL: MVP: Manny Ramirez Cy: Johan Santana ROTY: Jeremy Reed NL: MVP: Albert Pujols (if Bonds plays for most of the season, he'll win it though) Cy: Tim Hudson ROTY: Chris Burke

Len Kasper is as funny as his color guy. He and Tommy Hutton did very well as the Marlins tv team for FSN.

I'm only going to say this once. In order to rig a lottery machine to give you the winning numbers, all you need to do is if you read this, you have too much free time And that's it. You'll be a millionaire.

Mario. I had Nintendo and Sega, but I always used Sega for their sports games, not Sonic. Mario 64 was the only reason that I bought an N64. Just bought Mario Golf for my Cube. Mario games are just more enjoyable on the whole than Sonic games.

Dusty will make Kerry Wood and Mark Prior pitch left-handed in order to save their arms.

"I was never really serious with one team. I was into the Mets because my Dad worked at IBM where he got free Mets tickets, so I was into the Mets ... then I got to "Saturday Night Live" where my boss has unbelievable N.Y. Yankees tickets, so he invites us to the games. I'm going to all the games, so I might as well root for the team I'm gonna go sit with. I became a Yankees fan for a few years. But now, I gotta say, I'm really rooting for the Red Sox."

I won't be seeing this. Jimmy Fallon and his bandwagon hopping piss me off.

I wish I could play little league now. I'd be way better than before. http://www.thedotdotdot.com/humor/hedberg.html

Tom Hanks: - Forrest Gump - Big - The Terminal - The Green Mile - Philadelphia

July 8th: The media continues its unprovoked assault on Barry Bonds and his family by taking turns giving the slugger's son wedgies. July 17th: As Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner take in a Red Sox-Yankees game at Fenway Park, the stadium's scoreboard operator repeatedly flashes: "JENNIFER, YOUR BOYFRIEND IS A NO-TALENT TOOL" on the Jumbotron. August 7th: Pete Rose legally changes his name to Cal Ripken, Jr. in hopes it will help him get into the Hall of Fame in the future. August 23rd: Bartolo Colon and Sidney Ponson face off as starters in an Angels-Orioles match-up and agree to leave a five-foot party sub behind the mound throughout the game so each can feast on it between pitches. Sept. 17th: Fearing torrential rain will postpone their home game against the Dodgers, the Giants prop one of Barry Bonds's spare hats above SBC Park, keeping the entire field dry.

http://mlb.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/news/article...t=.jsp&c_id=mlb YES~! Red Sox deal Kim for Charles Johnson and minor leaguer Chris Naverson.

Wrist injuries are dangerous and mysterious. Ask Red Sox fans and Nomar. He was never the same after the tendon injury.