the max

Not on your life, my horse-headed friend.

From what I've heard, Boras also wants a no-trade for Tek, which would mean a 13 million dollar contract with a no-trade clause given to a 32 year old catcher that plays 4/5 of his team's games. I like Tek and all, but...

That's what I would do, but instead of my hired paparazzi taking pictures, the cameras would make for good "beating" devices.

So, I'm trying to make a Red Sox 2004 playoffs video by using the streaming video from mlb.com. The problem is that I can't save any of the videos to my computer to make my movie. Is there a way to rip/save/whatever streaming video? I can't find these videos anywhere else, they have exactly what I'm looking for, and I don't know of any way to get them. Help is very appreciated.

Windows media.

(at a church in Edmonton)

Gonzalez is just a terrible, terrible hitter. And when you are making playing time distinctions based on salary, you've lost the battle. I'd like to see the Marlins target Christian Guzman. He'll give you better defense, a slightly better OBP, and he can run. Plus that gives the Marlins three burners between Pierre, Castillo and Guzman. Their team speed is always something to watch. Between Pierre and Castillo, they have two leadoff hitters. Adding Guzman would give them three.

Have long, girlish hair? Check. Have a girl's name? Check. Dress like a homosexual Steve Austin? Checkmate.

"You know, even though Mark Prior's already had arm problems, Dusty's making the right move by leaving him in here in the eighth, already down by 5 and well over 100 pitches. Kid's gotta learn how to pitch somehow!"

Que?

It's impossible to take a man named Shannon seriously.

1. Carlos Beltran - Cubs 2. Adrian Beltre - Dodgers 3. Brad Radke - Indians 4. Edgar Renteria - Cardinals 5. Pedro Martinez - Red Sox 6. Carlos Delgado - Orioles 7. Magglio Ordonez - White Sox 8. Jason Varitek - Red Sox 9. Carl Pavano - Red Sox 10. Richie Sexson - Zona 11. J.D. Drew - Braves 12. Nomar Garciaparra - Mia Hamm's vag---er, Cubs 13. Troy Glaus - Giants 14. Armando Benitez - Mets 15. Odalis Perez - Yanks 16. Troy Percival - Padres 17. Matt Clement - Yanks 18. Orlando Cabrera - Angels 19. Jeff Kent - Astros 20. Moises Alou - hitman for Steve Stone And for bonus points, here are five players frequently mentioned in trade talks. Are they traded, and if so, where? 1. Sammy Sosa - nowhere 2. Randy Johnson - Cardinals 3. Kevin Brown - nowhere 4. Charles Johnson - not traded 5. Jose Guillen - nowhere Finally, does Roger Clemens retire? no, because he's a selfish prick

I didn't see anymore Clemens then I normally see. I'd love to agree with you, Roy, my Clemens hatred has been fairly well documented, but it's just not there. He shouldn't have beaten Unit, but there was no additional media coverage for Clemens than there was for Unit.

And eating a huge sandwich.

Have a WCW themed "mixer". That way, it'll fit with the obscene amounts of guys at your "mixer"

Schill got all but one of the second place votes.

Huff is underrated and gets ignored because Tampa's a sad sack. I think he'd be a good middle of the lineup guy.

Happee Birthday. Get it? Get it? Oh well.

Well fuck you too then.

Just rocked some Chef Boyardee and Doritos for lunch. With a Mountain Dew.

So that's what that noise is. KEEP IT DOWN IN THERE!!!

If NESN was smart, they'd get rid of that stupid fisherman and air a classic Bruins game every sunday or something. Some late-80's B's Cup games, a few "we don't know why we're airing this, but LOOK AT ALL OF THESE NAME PLAYERS!!" games with Bourque, Sweeney, Neely, and Oates shown at random intervals. They just choose not to, I guess. At least FSN is making an effort with Denis "Another Round" Potvin hosting Classic Panthers and talking about the game and how it relates to something that happened in his career. Kind of enjoyable, until you realize that the Panthers suck. The game last night was awesome though, I had forgotten just how good the 2003 All-Star game was. I have a few games on tape as well, mostly from the World Cup that I'll be digging into likely within the next few days.

Firefox doesn't agree with my computer, so I'm on Firebird. Seems the same without all of the extra bells and whistles.

FSN: Florida is currently airing the 2003 All-Star Game. Pre-everything Heatley rules. He's got two goals right now, they're almost at the end of the first. They've been digging deep into the archives. They had a playoff game from 1996 a few weeks ago. Decent. Nothing great, I'd kill for some classic Bruins games.

Should I be afraid of being deleted?