the max

Massachusetts as a state > New York. But that's just stupid comparisons that don't belong in a baseball thread.

^^ This may be the stupidest post in TSM history.

In that case, Kelli Martin as Canadian Chick.

HBK16, are you back?

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story...=simmons/041014 The series has just devolved into a nightmare for Red Sox fans. The Red Sox lost the one guy that was the "in" to the World Series. The one guy that was what the Yanks wanted but couldn't get. And now the offense is letting Jon fucking Lieber throw six pitch innings and is getting three hit in an ALCS by a guy that was once traded for Brant fucking Brown.

Lowe isn't money anywhere anymore.

I'm really, really bored, so: aim:gochat?roomname=tsmbaseballchat

http://www.ewbattleground.com/forum/index....dex.php?act=idx That's the place to look if you're having these problems.

Derek Jeter shows leadership by stealing Curt Schilling's walking cast.

http://www.boston.com/sports/baseball/reds...rtain_for_alcs/

That's disgusting, awesome, and hilarious all rolled into one. We'll call it awegustrious.

I'm really fucking bored, so I looked up the players currently playing in Europe. Have a look see at some of these lineups. This is from TSN, since ESPN doesn't care. NHLers Playing in Europe During the Lockout, courtesy IIHF North America's loss is definitely Europe's gain with the NHL lockout. Over 180 NHL players have signed deals to play in European leagues, including Vancouver Canucks captain Markus Naslund agreeing to skate with Modo of the Swedish league. Modo is building a powerhouse, also signing Canucks twins Daniel and Henrik Sedin, Niklas Sundstrom of the Montreal Canadiens, Pierre Hedin of the Toronto Maple Leafs and superstar Peter Forsberg of the Colorado Avalanche. While the majority of the NHL players have lockout clauses that permit them to return to North America if and when the labour impasse is over, Forsberg has indicated he will play the entire season with Modo. Austria Villach: Jason Krog, Anaheim. Belarus Dynamo Minsk : Konstantin Koltsov, Pittsburgh. Czech Republic Ceske Budejovice: Radek Martinek, N.Y. Islanders; Vaclav Prospal, Anaheim. Karlovy Vary: Martin Strbak, Pittsburgh. Kladno: Ivan Huml, Boston; Frantisek Kaberle, Atlanta; Tomas Kaberle, Toronto; Jaromir Jagr, N.Y. Rangers. Liberec: Jiri Fischer, Detroit; Ales Kotalik, Buffalo; Radim Vrbata, Carolina; Vaclav Nedorost, Florida. Litvinov: Tomas Kurka, Carolina; Martin Rucinsky, Vancouver; Martin Skoula, Anaheim; Jiri Slegr, Boston. Olomouc: Jaroslav Svoboda, Dallas. Pardubice: Jan Bulis, Montreal; Milan Hejduk, Colorado; Ales Hemsky, Edmonton. Plzen: Martin Straka, Los Angeles; Jaroslav Spacek, Columbus; Milan Kraft, Pittsburgh; Martin Cibak, Tampa Bay. Slavia Prague: Zigmund Palffy, Los Angeles; Josef Stumpel, Los Angeles; Josef Vasicek, Carolina; Tomas Kloucek, Atlanta. Sparta Prague: Jan Hlavac, N.Y. Rangers; Karel Pilar, Toronto; David Vyborny, Columbus; Josef Melichar, Pittsburgh; Petr Nedved, Phoenix. Trinec: Michael Rozsival, Pittsburgh; Radek Bonk, Montreal; Pavel Brendl, Carolina; Branislav Mezei, Florida Panthers. Vitkovice: Martin Prusek, Ottawa; Marek Malik, Vancouver; Pavel Kubina, Tampa Bay; Vaclav Varada, Ottawa. Vsetin: Rostislav Klesla, Columbus; Roman Cechmanek, Los Angeles; Branko Radivojevic, Philadelphia. Zlin: Martin Erat, Nashville; Roman Hamrlik, N.Y. Islanders; Petr Cajanek, St. Louis. Znojmesti Orli: Patrik Elias, New Jersey; Karel Rachunek, N.Y. Rangers; Tomas Vokoun, Nashville. Finland Espoo: Ryan Malone, Pittsburgh HIFK: Marek Zidlicky, Nashville; Jarkko Ruutu, Vancouver; Lasse Pirjeta, Pittsburgh HPK: Jani Rita, Edmonton; Riku Hahl, Colorado. Jyväskylä: Duvie Westcott, Columbus. KalPa: Kimmo Timonen, Nashville; Sami Kapanen, Philadelphia; Adam Hall, Nashville. Karpat Oulu: Michael Nylander, NY Rangers Lukko: Esa Pirnes, Los Angeles; Tomi Pettinen, Los Angeles. Pelicans: Pasi Nurminen, Atlanta. Tappara: Ville Nieminen, Calgary. France Epinal: Steve Gainey, Dallas. Mulhouse: Steve Montador, Calgary; Steve Reinprecht, Calgary Germany Adler Mannheim: Jochen Hecht, Buffalo; Sven Butenschon, N.Y. Islanders; Cristobal Huet, Montreal. Frankfurt: Stephane Robidas, Chicago. Hamburg: Jim Dowd, Montreal. Kassel: Nick Schultz, Minnesota Ingolstadt: Marco Sturm, San Jose; Andy McDonald, Anaheim. Iserlohn: Mike York, Edmonton. Great Britain Cardiff: Rob Davison, San Jose. Italy Asiago: Rico Fata, Pittsburgh. Bolzano: Jamie Lundmark, N.Y. Rangers. Cortina: Matt Cullen, Carolina. Milano: Craig Adams, Carolina. Latvia Riga 2000: Karlis Skrastins, Colorado; Sergei Zholtok, Nashville; Darby Hendrickson, Colorado. Norway Valerenga: Anders Myrvold, Detroit. Poland Podhale Nowy Targ: Krzysztof Oliwa, New Jersey. Russia AK Bars Kazan: Denis Arkhipov, Nashville; Ilya Kovalchuk, Atlanta; Alexei Morozov, Pittsburgh; Sergei Varlamov, St. Louis. CSKA Moscow: Alexander Frolov, Los Angeles; Nikolai Zherdev, Columbus; Anton Volchenkov, Ottawa. Dynamo Moscow: Maxim Afinogenov, Buffalo; Andrei Markov, Montreal; Artem Chubarov, Vancouver; Pavel Datsyuk, Detroit; Alexander Khavanov, St. Louis. Khimik Voskresensk: Slava Kozlov, Atlanta; Vitaly Vishnevski, Anaheim. Lada Togliatti: Dmitri Afanasenkov, Tampa Bay; Dainius Zubrus, Washington; Ivan Novoseltsev, Phoenix; Viktor Kozlov, New Jersey; Jussi Markkanen, Edmonton; Alexander Semin, Washington. Lokomotiv Yaroslav: Igor Korolev, Chicago; Kiril Safronov, Atlanta; Denis Shvidki, Florida; Petr Schastlivy, Anaheim. Met. Magnitogorsk: Sergei Gonchar, Boston; Petr Sykora, Anaheim; Dmitri Kalinin, Buffalo; Andrei Nazarov, Phoenix. Salavat Yulaev: Andrei Zyuzin, Minnesota. Severstal Cher.: Oleg Kvasha, N.Y. Islanders. Sibir Novosibirsk: Alexander Karpovtsev, Florida. SKA St. Petersburg: Alexei Semenov, Edmonton; Alexander Khavanov, St. Louis; Garth Snow, N.Y. Islanders. Slovakia Kosice: Jiri Bicek, New Jersey; Ladislav Nagy, Phoenix. ZM Olimpija: Brian Willsie, Washington; Matt Pettinger, Washington Skalica: Miroslav Zalesak, San Jose; Josef Balej, N.Y. Rangers. Slovan Bratislava: Lubomir Visnovsky, Los Angeles. Dukla Trencin: Marian Hossa, Ottawa; Pavol Demitra, St. Louis; Marian Gaborik, Minnesota. Zilina: Ronald Petrovicky, Atlanta. Zvolen: Vladimir Orszagh, Nashville; Richard Zednik, Montreal. Martin (2nd Div): Radovan Somik, Philadelphia. Switzerland Ajoie: Jeff Halpern, Washington Ambri-Piotta: Kim Johnsson, Philadelphia. Davos: Niklas Hagman, Florida; Joe Thornton, Boston; Rick Nash, Columbus. GCK: Andy Sutton Kloten: Olli Jokinen, Florida. Langnau: Martin Gerber, Carolina; Tim Connolly, Buffalo. Lugano: David Aebischer, Colorado; Alex Tanguay, Colorado. SC Bern: Daniel Briere, Buffalo. Thurgau: Marc Savard, Atlanta. Zug: Niko Kapanen, Dallas. Sweden Bjorkloven: Richard Jackman, Pittsburgh. Boden: Andrew Peters, Buffalo. Byrnas: Josef Boumedienne, Washington Capitals Djurgarden: Daniel Tjarnqvist, Atlanta; Nils Ekman, San Jose; Marcus Nilson, Calgary; Mariusz Czerkawski, NY Islanders. Farjestad: Christian Berglund, Florida; Sheldon Souray, Montreal; Zdeno Chara, Ottawa. Frolunda: Christian Backman, St. Louis; Per-Johan Axelsson, Boston; Samuel Pahlsson, Anaheim; Sami Salo, Vancouver. Leksand: Michael Ryder, Montreal. Linkoping: Kristian Huselius, Florida; Brendan Morrison, Vancouver; Mike Knuble, Philadelphia; Henrik Tallinder, Buffalo. Lulea: Niclas Wallin, Carolina; Tomas Holmstrom, Detroit. Malmo: Brett McLean, Colorado Mora: Shawn Horcoff, Edmonton; Daniel Cleary, Phoenix; Andreas Lilja, Nashville; Marcel Hossa, Montreal Canadiens. This may be the best team in the world right nowMoDo: Henrik Sedin, Vancouver; Daniel Sedin, Vancouver; Mattias Weinhandl, N.Y. Islanders; Pierre Hedin, Toronto; Markus Naslund, Vancouver; Niklas Sundstrom, Montreal; Peter Forsberg, Colorado. Sodertalje: Dick Tarnstrom, Pittsburgh; Niclas Havelid, Atlanta. Timra: Miikka Kiprusoff, Calgary; Henrik Zetterberg, Detroit; Fredrik Modin, Tampa Bay. So, yeah, there you go. Nothing earth-shattering, but I'm tired of saying "Bill Daly" "lockout" "no NHL hockey this season" Maybe this will give you something cool to look at.

Meh. I don't even care. It's the Braves. Not like anyone likes them or anything.

Transcripts: http://tsn.ca/news_story.asp?id=101548 - Bill Daly http://tsn.ca/nhl/news_story.asp?id=101547 - Ted Saskin

*high fives Inc*

I did. CWM is a tool.

Just like the Braves. At least the Red Sox can advance past the first round.

A Braves fan commenting on a team playing badly in the playoffs is hilarious.

There's an older episode when Bart becomes a bartender for the Mob. Bart the Murderer (#8F03) 10 Oct 1991 After having a very lousy day of school, Bart accidentally stumbles into `The Legitimate Businessman Social Club', a mobster front. He becomes a bartender, but when he shows up late at work and blames Principal Skinner, Skinner disappears. Joe Mantegna and Neil Patrick Harris guest star. It's from season 3.

I do as well. But when al gets so desperate to prove that Jeter sucks that he starts nitpicking his every move, it overtakes anything I say. I think its pretty clear my posts are in jest. Jeter is a very good player. He's just overhyped. Come on al. We all know that there's no joking when it comes to the Yanks. In fact, we should all be wearing suits right now to celebrate their win.

I can't wait until this Brandon Arroyo pitches.

There was a link to a website devoted to hollywood rumors that was posted not too long ago. It had all kinds of dirt on people. It was really fun to read.

I've been thinking the same thing. Not to sound cocky as well, but game 2 in Anaheim had all the makings of a Red Sox collapse, but they tacked onto the lead and won. Game 3 is a game that they'd normally lose, but they won. Something just seems different this year.

People rag on the show because they don't like it anymore. They expect to be able to tune in and find something enjoyable to watch. The pathetic SNL fanboys are the only ones who like it anymore and for good reason. The show is fucking terrible now, bob. And I know that you'll call me "misinformed" because I don't go to dress rehersals and stalk members of the cast, but I've watched the show and formed an opinion of it. The writing sucks, most of the cast is terrible, and the show is just unwatchable now.

Better yet, "I only post when the Yankees are winning"