the max

Being invisible would allow you to fly on planes and such for free. I'd take invisibility over flying.

Or, Chris is so old, he remembers the last time the Maple Leafs won the Cup.

Three elderly men are at the doctor's office for a memory test. The doctor asks the first man, "What is three times three?" "274," is his reply. The doctor rolls his eyes and looks up at the ceiling, and says to the second man, "It's your turn. What is three times three?" "Tuesday," replies the second man. The doctor shakes his head sadly, then asks the third man, "Okay, your turn. What's three times three?" "Nine," says the third man. "That's great!" says the doctor. "How did you get that?" "Simple," he says, "just subtract 274 from Tuesday." Happy Birthday, btw. Your cake is in the mail.

Miracle on Ice has to be in at LEAST the top three.

Not Bartman's fault that the team collapsed after that. And this is shouldn't even crack the 100, IMO.

http://tsn.ca/nhl/news_story.asp?ID=95329&hubName=nhl Flames resign Jordan Leopold, who was instrumental in the Flames run last year. Excellent offensive-defenseman, one of the best in the Western Conference. Flames have an excellent core of young defensemen, and if Suter can lock them all up long-term, lock up Iginla and Kiprusoff, and sign maybe two more offensive-minded forwards, Calgary could be a force. IMO, the best players still available... Wingers: Magnus Arvedson, Peter Bondra, Anson Carter, Pavol Demitra, and Glen Murray Centers: Jason Allison, Petr Nedved, Alex Zhamnov Defensemen: Dan McGillis, Mathieu Schneider, Jiri Slegr, Alex Zhitnik Goaltenders: Johan Hedburg, Steve Shields, Garth Snow, Kevin Weekes

I would have caught a cab. Seeing Bad Religion would have been the perfect day once you factor in Lars and the Bastards and Flogging Molly,

But they're fucked in the long run, as Joe and his asshole agent aren't budging from their original demands for a long term contract. It's too much money to tie up with one player that likely won't be very productive this season. MOC won't sign players to play around Joe until the last fucking minute. It's how we'll end up with another Marty LaPointe.

I would hope so, since she's in Texas and all.

To Kill a Mockingbird

Well, with Hurricane Chuck having come and gone, my power finally fucking being back on, and everything getting back to almost normal, here's my adventure (with photos~!) Friday, we knew that it was coming towards us, but it was barely a category one hurricane at that point, so I wasn't worried at all. Our local weathermen were spazzing out about the whole thing, telling everyone to "hunker down" and so on. I was prepared to lose power for a little while, deal with a few branches in the yards, etc.etc... Well, all of a sudden, word comes that it has intensified to a cat 2 hurricane and is on a direct path towards Cape Coral (where I live). OK...now I'm a bit worried, but nonetheless, I'm fine. My mom on the other hand, is flipping out, putting the couch in front of the sliding glass door, running around locking windows and putting stuff in our "hurricane shelter" (my bathroom). I spent the time playing PS2 and waiting for when I was supposed to get ready for this storm. Word comes on the TV that it's now a cat 3 hurricane, still on a direct course for Cape Coral, with winds approaching 130mph. Oh shit. Well, we "hunker down" in the tub in my bathroom, a mattress over our heads with my dog in there with us. We have a little battery operated five inch tv going with the coverage, as they essentially prepare us to be obliterated. All of a sudden, the storm intensifies as it gets closer to land. It's a cat 4 now, one lower than Hurricane Andrew which fucking DESTROYED Miami and Homestead in 1992. Now, I'm officially worried. So, we're watching the coverage of this storm coming to ruin us with continuous winds of over 145mph, when suddenly... It turns north about 20 miles away from us and starts heading up the coastline... Holy shit. As it is, Cape Coral suffered severe damage, but the eye of the storm with the winds over 145mph passed over Port Charlotte/Punta Gorda and the rest of Charlotte County (about 30 miles north of Cape Coral) and just fucked shit up. The island of Captiva, a beautiful place, was divided into two islands. Sweet fucking Christ. As it is, we sustained damage outside to our pool cage and lanai, but escaped any major anything really. Houses around us lost roofs, entire pool cages, fences, had trees fall on their houses, etc. We escaped with minor damage to our pool cage, one of our lanai doors broke, and we had a branch in our tree that turned the water an unhealthy green. But, we're alive, our friends and family are alive, and everything is good. And now...PICTURES~!

I think both seasons have their strong points. Rich Vos, Dave Mordal, Tess and Rob Cantrell are strong for the first season. Heffron, Alonzo, Kathleen and possibly Gary and Todd are strong for season 2.

I like Dan Patrick, but not so much on Sportscenter. I listen to his show everyday. Buccigross doesn't kiss up to Melrose, the way it's set up is that the talking head host defers to the "EXPERT" in those situations. Since Melrose is an "EXPERT", Buccigross has to defer to him.

Can I drop 'Power' and just be 'Max'? Thank you.

Jannetty v. Borga was more funny than anything. It was the classic "Guy who cares" v. "Guy who doesn't care, since he'll be pushed anyway"

He had new material...about the same subject I guess that only works when it comes to telling race jokes. Black comics can have new jokes about being black in a white world, but that doesn't make them funny. It's essentially telling the same joke over and over but with different wording. The assessment on Ralphie I agree with. That set was absolutely unfunny.

Oh, I want to see this.

Those are the words I was looking for, but couldn't seem to find.

Dat had Vietnamese jokes...just like he did last year.

Kevin Millar was a replacement player too, I think.

Uh, it's regularly scheduled programming here... They just had three hours of "Scare Florida Residents" non-stop updates, including the formation of the unholy ABC and NBC alliance in Fort Myers. They cut into the show a little bit with updates, but other than that, everything was there. Very happy with Heffron winning. Called it from day one. He just connects with everyone in some way. Alonzo is funny, but I loathed when he would get into the racial area. And I don't think Heffron won because of scream votes. If anything, that's how Gulman got as far as he did. Either that, or Todd Glass spiked the ballot box after he and Gary had sex together.

And now come the fucking Vietnamese jokes. I hate them both equally.

This performance is fucking embarrassing.

Why can't they get Dave Mordal to perform? Who do I hate more...Ralphie May or Dat Phan?