the max

heh, stupid Astros are really boned now. They gave up a lot to get Los Beltran, that backfired. Pettitte has WAY underperformed and is now out for the season. They should have dealt Beltran at the deadline.

I always understood invisibility as everything on your person was invisible, from your shoes to your clothes and everything in between.

I would hope so, since she's in Texas and all. I thought you was all living together... We broke up about a month-and-a-half ago. She moved back to Texas.

Being invisible would allow you to fly on planes and such for free. I'd take invisibility over flying.

Or, Chris is so old, he remembers the last time the Maple Leafs won the Cup.

Three elderly men are at the doctor's office for a memory test. The doctor asks the first man, "What is three times three?" "274," is his reply. The doctor rolls his eyes and looks up at the ceiling, and says to the second man, "It's your turn. What is three times three?" "Tuesday," replies the second man. The doctor shakes his head sadly, then asks the third man, "Okay, your turn. What's three times three?" "Nine," says the third man. "That's great!" says the doctor. "How did you get that?" "Simple," he says, "just subtract 274 from Tuesday." Happy Birthday, btw. Your cake is in the mail.

Miracle on Ice has to be in at LEAST the top three.

Not Bartman's fault that the team collapsed after that. And this is shouldn't even crack the 100, IMO.

http://tsn.ca/nhl/news_story.asp?ID=95329&hubName=nhl Flames resign Jordan Leopold, who was instrumental in the Flames run last year. Excellent offensive-defenseman, one of the best in the Western Conference. Flames have an excellent core of young defensemen, and if Suter can lock them all up long-term, lock up Iginla and Kiprusoff, and sign maybe two more offensive-minded forwards, Calgary could be a force. IMO, the best players still available... Wingers: Magnus Arvedson, Peter Bondra, Anson Carter, Pavol Demitra, and Glen Murray Centers: Jason Allison, Petr Nedved, Alex Zhamnov Defensemen: Dan McGillis, Mathieu Schneider, Jiri Slegr, Alex Zhitnik Goaltenders: Johan Hedburg, Steve Shields, Garth Snow, Kevin Weekes

I would have caught a cab. Seeing Bad Religion would have been the perfect day once you factor in Lars and the Bastards and Flogging Molly,

But they're fucked in the long run, as Joe and his asshole agent aren't budging from their original demands for a long term contract. It's too much money to tie up with one player that likely won't be very productive this season. MOC won't sign players to play around Joe until the last fucking minute. It's how we'll end up with another Marty LaPointe.

I would hope so, since she's in Texas and all.

To Kill a Mockingbird

I think both seasons have their strong points. Rich Vos, Dave Mordal, Tess and Rob Cantrell are strong for the first season. Heffron, Alonzo, Kathleen and possibly Gary and Todd are strong for season 2.

I like Dan Patrick, but not so much on Sportscenter. I listen to his show everyday. Buccigross doesn't kiss up to Melrose, the way it's set up is that the talking head host defers to the "EXPERT" in those situations. Since Melrose is an "EXPERT", Buccigross has to defer to him.

Can I drop 'Power' and just be 'Max'? Thank you.

Jannetty v. Borga was more funny than anything. It was the classic "Guy who cares" v. "Guy who doesn't care, since he'll be pushed anyway"

He had new material...about the same subject I guess that only works when it comes to telling race jokes. Black comics can have new jokes about being black in a white world, but that doesn't make them funny. It's essentially telling the same joke over and over but with different wording. The assessment on Ralphie I agree with. That set was absolutely unfunny.

Oh, I want to see this.

Those are the words I was looking for, but couldn't seem to find.

Dat had Vietnamese jokes...just like he did last year.

Kevin Millar was a replacement player too, I think.

Uh, it's regularly scheduled programming here... They just had three hours of "Scare Florida Residents" non-stop updates, including the formation of the unholy ABC and NBC alliance in Fort Myers. They cut into the show a little bit with updates, but other than that, everything was there. Very happy with Heffron winning. Called it from day one. He just connects with everyone in some way. Alonzo is funny, but I loathed when he would get into the racial area. And I don't think Heffron won because of scream votes. If anything, that's how Gulman got as far as he did. Either that, or Todd Glass spiked the ballot box after he and Gary had sex together.

And now come the fucking Vietnamese jokes. I hate them both equally.