the max

Sideshow Bob, after his long time in prison...

I voted for Todd with all three of mine. Almost all of Corey's jokes are about girls and mooching. Bonnie is fucking terrible. Jay isn't going to win anyway. Ant is fucking annoying. Todd had the best set by default, and I want him to win so that none of the four best (Alonzo, John, Kathleen and Gary) get knocked out.

I just voted for Todd Glass. Ant annoys me too much to make me vote for him, or even listen to him.

I think Glass has this one.

I disagree. I find him more annoying than anything.

I thought he bombed, but then again, I haven't really laughed at much he's done. Bonny has no flow to her set at all. The guys would vote for her if she didn't look like a crackhead, and I'm sure that women are ashamed of her.

Of course, Gretzky breaking the record for most career points is less important than a girl missing the cut in a men's tournament.

What's scrapple? I used to make breakfasts worse than that at the Ponderosa breakfast buffet, with my plates of nothing but bacon and sausage.

Why not just try it and find out? It comes with a pop-up blocker, tabbed browsing, and, I've found it's a lot faster than IE.

I'll believe it when I see it. I don't trust Axl any farther than I can throw him.

Since when are little, insignificant things like defense important to you people? How does whatever defense Mirabelli adds justify taking Varitek's bat out of a Yankee/Red Sox game? As long as I can get Lowe pitching well again, I don't care. Mirabelli isn't NEAR the offensive player Tek is, but I want him calling the game if Lowe is struggling. Yeah...and? You're calling him a pussy because he supposedly "ducked the yankees" or something. He's getting a game off for his sore wrist, admittedly. And then he started last night because Pedro is more comfortable with Tek because he's caught him for longer. You're making this more complicated than it is, AS. Even if Tek didn't have a sore wrist, I wanted Mirabelli starting Sunday with Lowe pitching. Lowe has struggled, and Mirabelli seems to be the better catcher. Well, Lowe pitched much better... Tek started the game yesterday with a brace on his wrist. He started because Pedro is more comfortable with Tek because Tek has caught him more.

And I'm again bringing this up. Lowe had struggled in previous starts. Mirabelli is the better defensive catcher and calls the better game, which...try and get his...HELPS DEREK LOWE. All of those are quotes that you made without fucking thinking (what a fucking surprise there). - Varitek will NOT START TONIGHT. (that's a game off) - Varitek may NOT START ON WEDNESDAY. (that's a game off) - Varitek didn't start Sunday against the Yankees because MIRABELLI IS THE BETTER CATCHER DEFENSIVELY, CALLS A BETTER GAME, THUS WOULD HELP LOWE PITCH A BETTER GAME. *GASP* LOWE DID!!!!

I have no issue with Osgood. The only reason I suggested Freddy B was because he'll come fairly cheap, and they need the extra money to offer Gonchar. Paying 2+million seems silly for a guy that's only going to play 20 or so games and giving him that money based on his name. Don't know if Osgood would want to come somewhere he won't be the #1.

That's if this album ever fucking comes out.

And, I told you that he played with a brace on, and because he was the regular catcher for Pedro, who had struggled against Baltimore. So, why change it and have Mirabelli start the game, when Pedro is more comfortable with Tek. Tek won't start tomorrow, and he may get the day off when Arroyo starts. You're speculating, which is something Yankee fans love to do.

NHL 2002. Basically, it was a dark year between them remaking things for 2003 and the horrid 2001. There were queer NHL Cards, which allowed you to make players on the other team sick, put your players on a hot streak, etc. You got points for doing menial tasks in games. Seriously. You'd be playing a game and complete a pass, and this graphic would pop up '500 POINTS: COMPLETE A PASS!!!' '1000 POINTS: SCORE A GOAL.' It was like hockey for retards, rewarding players for doing nothing out of the ordinary. MVP Baseball 2004. I know this may cause a brew-haha, but I rented this game and was incredibly disappointed in it. Rather than having the 'pick-up-and-play' ability that the MLB series has, you have to master this weird meter thing or else every fucking pitch you throw is a homerun. I played a 9 inning game against Cincinnati (the worst team in the game) and lost by 23 runs. They hit 13 HOMERUNS. Incredibly disappointing, especially since I can go buy MLB 2005 for 40 bucks and have a better looking, better playing game.

I thought they started Mirabelli because slapping A-Rod caused Varitek to have a crippling hand injury that prevented him from playing all of one game Ah, wouldn't be a Red Sox/Yankees series without AS acting like a fucking ass afterwards and calling Red Sox players pussies. GO SAULT!!

Either/or for Lowe. Since Lowe was in a slump, they decided to start the better defensive catcher.

Played with a brace on his wrist because he's the normal catcher for Pedro. Wakefield is pitching tomorrow, and Mirabelli gets the start, and they might have Mirabelli catch Schilling.

He wouldn't have a rookie, I'd like to have Fred Brathwaite, who has a lot of experience as an NHL backup. Hedberg is too expensive. Potvin, I wouldn't mind, but I don't know how warm he's going to be on coming back to the Bruins. Not Blaine Lacher...JIM CAREY~! THE ULTIMATE ONE YEAR WONDER~! 1996 VEZINA TROPHY WINNER~!

He's senile, but he'd have to make you laugh to be considered that. Oh, I laugh at how insane some of the things he says are.

He may have been something twenty years ago. Now, he's become the Grampa Simpson of baseball.

Sox have a 6 spot up in the top of the third.

Basically, since I can't find the link to the show, Outside the Lines on ESPN had a great story last night on three of the best relief pitchers in baseball history: Goose Gossage; Lee Smith; and Bruce Suter not being able to garner enough votes for the Hall of Fame. I thought about it during the segment, where it was brought up that Gossage is compared to the Gagnes and Riveras in the league today, and Gossage doesn't believe that's fair, that they should be compared to him. It got me to thinking. Should there be different criteria for voting in relief pitchers and designated hitters into the hall of fame? They work limited time (relievers usually 80-100 innings a year and DH's don't field). I think it's unfair for the Hall committee to exclude someone like Gossage, who broke the mold as far as relief pitchers are concerned with his innings in games that he played. What does everyone think?

Why was I banned from your "chat" forum after asking you a question and making suggestions? An adult would respond like one instead of banning people who disagreed with her and deleting their posts. I'm one of the ones who called you a cunt. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cunt&r=f The funny thing? I wasn't even one of the ones stealing your precious bandwidth, moron, I was trying to help you get out of the fucking situation.