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    Last Comic Standing 2!

    Naturman had probably the best set outside of John Heffron. He got a standing ovation because he's a funny comedian, and they take the other clowns instead. Todd Glass is a walking embarrassment, Ant wasn't funny at all, Tammy Pescatelli is horrible, but they all pale in comparison to Bonnie McFarlane getting in the house. She must have sucked someone's dick to move on. She's funnier than Ant, and that's not saying much.
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    Bonds just won't shut up

    As I remember it, the fans of Boston always went the hardest on the ignorant athletes like Bonds. His dad was treated badly? Wasn't that however-many years ago when he was a visiting player? What about Robert Parrish, Paul Pierce, Jim Rice, Anson Carter, and upto his embarrassing night, Mo Vaughn? Almost all of them were idolized for their contributions to the team that they play for. Maybe Bobby Bonds had a hard time in Boston, but Boston is a hard sports city, especially on visiting players.
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    Worst major league sports city?

    Precisely. It's not in Miami, it's Lauderdale/Sunrise, which is hard to explain to people. Yet, a lot of it has to do with, like you said, marketing a cold weather sport where it doesn't...get cold.
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    Punk Essentals?

    What about Rancid? Granted they're not as good as I remember them being, but they can be a fun way to kill time.
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    Actors who you beleive

    I'll second Kiefer and toss in Ben Stiller.
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    Whats your favourite sports memory of all time?

    Raymond Bourque kissing Lord Stanley's chalice. Like nl5, it sucked that he didn't have a spoked B on his sweater, but the man was a god to me, and to see him fulfill his dream after his wonderful career was truly remarkable.
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    The 2004 Stanley Cup Playoffs thread

    Iginla if Calgary wins. He's been consistant, and has always been there when the pressure rises. Richards if Tampa wins, as his game winners gets it alone, and he's been one of their only consistant forwards.
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    Nostalgia Trip: Ice Hockey (NES)

    Great for its time, but Blades of Steel SMOKED~! it. Especially when the players would come out to skate and you'd hear DUHN DUHN-DUHN-DUHN, DUHN-DUHN-DUHN, DUHN DUHN-DUHN-DUHN
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    The 2004 Stanley Cup Playoffs thread

    Good game. Too bad the wrong team won (puck had conclusively crossed the line), but I'm for a good game 7, since Tampa won, they'll lose on monday.
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    D2

    It was in theatres for about 5 months, and made 40 mil or so (imdb). I hated it because it should have been called "Hardball: THE BAD NEWS BEARS 2001"
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    Best of 24 Poll 2

    Teri's death was just that much more shocking though, since there were about four or five separate occasions during the day that she had a chance to die. Plus, they had just established that she and Jack were going to try and work things out, she was pregnant, etc. I sat there in shock for about five or six minutes after the season was over.
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    D2

    This was the end of them. Then they made D3, which focused on DEFENSIVE HOCKEY~! and killed the crowds as a result. Unless you count 'Hardball' with Keanu Reeves, or as he called it "I'm being paid in CASH right?"
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    The 2004 Stanley Cup Playoffs thread

    Amen to that Max. Folks, you've havent heard a bad announce team till you've heard Potvin and Rimer. By the way Max, have you ever watched Rick Peckham and Bobby Taylor call games on Sunshine and if so what do you think of them? (Thats where "The Chief" is for you older Flyer fans) For some reason I get Sunshine Network, but it never airs Lightning games. It's weird. So the answer is no.
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    The 2004 Stanley Cup Playoffs thread

    Jeff Rimer and Denis Potvin are far worse, I'm sure.
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    Multiple Sport Cities

    I have Tampa and Miami in close proximity. Tampa: Buccaneers, by far. Even on warm March days, during Spring Training, they'll do a three hour show on how one free agent can turn the team around, and provide in-depth examples. The Lightning are second now that they win. The Devil-Rays are ignored mostly, except when they set records for losing. Miami: Dolphins, again by far. Marlins in second, then Heat, then Panthers.
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    The 2004 Stanley Cup Playoffs thread

    You assist on the goal?
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    AOL help

    IIRC, it's under internet settings.
  18. Suuure you haven't. Like we all haven't... Although I'll partically agree with GTD, an empty theatre by myself is the best way.
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    Best of 24 Poll 1

    "You probably don't think that I can force this towel down your throat. But trust me, I can. All the way. Except I'd hold onto this one little bit at the end. When your stomach starts to digest it, I pull it out. Taking your stomach lining with it. For most people it would take about a week to die. It's very painful."
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    The 2004 Stanley Cup Playoffs thread

    Niemenen gets a game suspension for thursday's game. Saw it, and still think that Stillman's waylaying Marcus Nilson into the glass earlier in the series is much worse.
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    The 2004 Stanley Cup Playoffs thread

    That's true. Maybe a Bob Goodenow shirt...
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    The 2004 Stanley Cup Playoffs thread

    Wear a Gary Bettman teeshirt with the words "BETTMAN IS GOD" on it.
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    Jack Bauer Jumping the Shark

    In the cases of Walsh and Mason, they both were killed protecting Jack.
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    How many memory cards do you own?

    None of the systems that I have require a memory card. When I had the PS1 though, I had something like four or five.
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    The 2004 Stanley Cup Playoffs thread

    Oh, I like Thorne too, and hope that he stays.
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